April Fool sms

Hey get ready,
my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April.
Surprised?
Stupid,
1st april is April fool,
and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April When conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- And took the ticket and said April Fool. I have pass.
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Sky is in Blue Colour Like "You"
Moon in White Colour Like "Me"
But Our "SON" is Red Colour
"Sorry Spelling Mistake"
Our "SUN" is in Red Colour like Red Rose...
April Fooll
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So Sweet is ur SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE.
Happy April Fool Da
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Hi Good News.... Be happy

India has qualified for Beijing Olympics Hockey because Pakistan was caught for
drugs...............

Check NDTV news....................below link

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Ha ha ah I made you April Fool!!!!

Still you are having hopes ?

April fool in Advance .................
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If Today Anyone
Talks & Praises
You For Your
1) Gud looks
2 ) Nature
3 ) Style
4 ) Attitude,

Kick Them Off.
How Dare They
FOOL U
Before
April 1st.
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A day will come?c?'!?|

When the whole world will, CELEBRATE:

YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year.
Congratulations!
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31st March ho ya 1st april
Fool to Fool hi hota hai.

Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools
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You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!!
Just a second, don?c?'!?"ct misunderstand.

CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

?c?'!?"Happy April Fool Day?c?'!?

Airtel Free Yahoo Email!!
Hallow I am a virus and I am entering in your brain rightnowSorry I will leave,because I can't find a brain.
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Fool se

fool ne

foolon ki foolon ki

foolwari me fool k sath wish kiya ..

U R MOST

BEAUTIFOOL,

WONDERFOOL,

N

COLORFOOL

Amongst all fools,

happy fools day ;0
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A day will come When the whole word will, CELEBRATE: YOUR NAME YOUR FAME ...
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Mil Gaya , Oye Mil Gaya
Mil Gaya
oye Oye mil Gaya
Mil Gaya , Oye Mil Gaya
April main mera SMS parhney wala ik or bewaqof mil gia,
HELLO FOOL
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BeautiFool ,
WonderFool,
and
ColorFool,
Amongst all Fools,
~~Happy Fools Day 2009~~
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Kid On 1st April:
Bedroom Me Naukar, Naukrani Ko Dekh Raha Hay
Mummy: Abhi Dimag Theek Karti Hu uska.
Kid: April Fool woh to Abbu Hain..:p
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In hasino se Rasme Wafa,
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai...
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai...!
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24hrs make a lovely day,
7 daysmake a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year and knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely. have a lovely day n life!
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When are you going to marry me? I can live without you. I love you dear, marry me within this month otherwise i will die.
See, how Aishwarya Rai messaged me! Silly girl.
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Roses are Red
Sky is Blue
My Bitch is Pregnant
Thanks to You....
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Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga.
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I Miss you a Lot Dear...

SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632

Message centre:
+919540099996

" Don't get excited. She sent it to me.
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31st March ho ya 1st april
Fool to Fool hi hota hai.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools
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You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
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Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak

"Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo

Hawa hi hawa hai.
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