Hindi Jokes

Ladka Ladki Se Ishara Kr K Kehta Hai-
Jhalak Dikh Laja, Jhalak Dikh Laja
Ladki Chappal Nikal K Kehti Hai-
Ek Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja AaJa

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School Me Aag Lag Gyi,Sb Bache Khush The K Ab School Nhi Aana Pdega
Pr 1 Bacha Udas Tha
Sir-Beta Y R U Sad Bacha-Sir Ap Zinda KeSe Bach Gaye

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Sonu Ko Beta Hua
Use Jyotish K Pas Le Gaya

Jyotish-Ye Jiska Naam Phle Bolega Wo Mar Jayega

Baccha Bola 'PAPA
Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gaya 

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Dr. ghayal Pateint se-
"Jab car 1 Aurat chla rhi thi to tume sadak se dur chlna chahiye tha
P-Kesi sadak?
Me to KHET ME LOTA LEKE baitha tha

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Zinda raha to Tumhara hi sath nibhauga
Dosto


Bhool jau To smjh lena k



Tumhari Bhabhi mil gayi;-)
(-,-) (-.-)
_! ! _/ \_
Chalo darling

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Santa Da Dhaba: CUSTOMER-meri Daal Me Makkhi Doob Kar Mari Padi Hai!

SANTA- To Kya Kru?
Mai Dhaba Chalau Ya Inhe TaiRNA Sikhaau?

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Mariz Doc. Se
Mai 1 Month Se Roz 50rs ki Dawa
Le Raha Hu Pr Koi Faida Nai Hua
Doc-Ok Mai Kal Se Tumhe 40Rs Ki Dawa Dunga
10 Rs Ka Fayda Hoga

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Machar se parshan
GOLU-Din Me B Kat Rhe Ho
Machar-Kya Kru Gahr Me Maa,Baap Bimar,Bahen Jawan H Or Ladke Walo Ne 1 Ltr Khun
Dahej Me Manga

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Ladka ladki dekhne gya
thodi der chup bethne k baad ladka bola-
English chalegi na

Ladki sharmate hue- Soda saath me ho to Desi bh chalegi

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GF-Muje Is B'day par Ring Chahiye
Boy-Batao Ring Mobile par dena hai ya Landline par. Aur Haa Plz Phone mat uthana Balanc Sirf 5 paise he.

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Perfect Advice-
Kya Ap Machharo Se Pareshan Ho.?

Sone Me Takleef Hoti H?
?

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To,

Machharo K Sone K Baad So Jaya Karo

What An !dea Sirji

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Sir-Story Sunao
Snta-1 Din Hum Unke Ghar Gye Wo Soye Hue The Phir 1 Din Wo Hmare Ghar aye To Hum Soye Hue The
Moral-Jaisi Karni,Waisi Bharni

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Monu- Yeh Chhota Medal Tumhe Kyon Mila Hai

Sonu- Gaana Gaane Ke Liye

Monu- Aur Yeh Bada Wala

Sonu- Apna Gaana Bandh Karne Ke Liye.

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WIfe:Udaas Q Ho?
Santa-Aaj Meri Maa aur Behen Alag-Alag Ho Gaye!

Wife:KoI GaL NaI Ji,
Ab Mai Aa Gayi Hu Na!
Mai ApkI
Maa-Behen Ek kar Dung

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Jab Chor Chori KarKe Ghar Se
Bhag Raha Tha,
Tab Bachcha Jaag Gaya Aur
Bola:-
Mera School Bag Bhi Leja
KAMINE Warna Mummy-Papa
Ko Jaga Dunga.

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Snta: Mai 1 bar rat ko susu krne gya,To mane dekha Toilet me SHER tha.Bnta:Fir kya hua?Snta:Fr kya,Mane SHER ko kha ap krlo mera to niKl gya

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