1. Haddi dekha nahi ki chatna shuru. 2.Khambba dekha nahi k mutna shuru aur 3.Ghantti baji nahi ki sms padhna suru.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Ek amir aadmi ek mazdur se: sex mehnat hai ya maza. Mazdur: mazaa! Amir: woh kaise. Mazdur: agar mehnat hoti to yeh kaam b aap log hum se karwate.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Husband on firstnight:bolo hairaan karun ya pareshan. Wife:hairaan. Husband shows his 10 inch penis. Wife hairaan. Wife:ab pareshani. husband: ye khada nahi hota.
A. Malik 9226217133
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Pati suhag raat ko: priye batao tumhe chand pe le chalun yaa sitaron pe. Patni: pahle apna Rocket dikhao phir decide karungi tu kahan tak pohnchega.
Jagdish-Pune 9225638738
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Electrician Husband ask his wife: Priye yeh bata tujhe kya gham hai. Wife: Yeh hi k load zyada aur voltage kam hai!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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