Adult Jokes

A boy went 2 meet his GrlFrnd. When he came back Mom askd:kahan gaye the? He said GF se milne. Mom: 'KISLIYE'? Son: Haa, bahut KISS LIYE!!
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U can control your Breath but not Death, U can control your Life but not your Wife, U can control your Emotions but not.. LOOSE MOTION
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Friend in different language Hindi-dost German-freund Hebrew-Chaver French-ami Pinoy-kaibigan D utch-vrend Marathi-mitra 4 me-Kem chodina
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Whats the height of bad luck... A man had sex in dream and got AIDS
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SWEETFUN: Wen two womn hv sex,its fire. Wen a grp of womn hv sex its camp fire. Wen two men hv sex its dandiya. Wen grp of men hv sex guess? Its caled



lathicharge..