Circuit:Bhai US Rashtrapati kidherko rehta hai

Circuit:Bhai US Rashtrapati kidherko rehta hai? Munna:DHOBIGHAT pe Cirt:Dhobighat boletoh? Munna:Englsh mein usko WASHING TOWN bolne ka
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Mallika: I have been ra ped in d dark by a sardar! Police: How do u know that he was a sardar? Malika: Cxz I had to tell him what 2 do & how 2 do.
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A boy proposed a girl in new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA
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Why does Adnan Sami sing - "Gilla Gilla... Gilla Gilla..." B'coz.. Huggies are not available in ELEPHANT size...
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Amitab- mere pas bangla he,gadi he, pesa he.tumhre pas kya he? Sashi-mere pas b bangla he,gadi he, pesa he.Bchn-Sala tofir maa kiske pa
R.A.Amrohi
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Life is 1 LAKSHYA, So Never Depend Upon NASEEB Bcoz JO JITA WOHI SIKANDAR So Do GOLMAAL, folow BIG-B, & Create DHOOM bt Never Forgt Me, I'M The GURU.
A. Malik-Malegaon