Top 10 Sardarji SMS Jokes

1 . Santa : What is the meaning of SMS ?
Banta : It Means…
S – Sardaro ka
M – Mazaak udane ki
S – Service

2. Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

3. A sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went and kissed her.
GIRL: “stupid,what are you doin…?”
Sardar: ” B.Com Final Year….

4. Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Santa: Sir, I am learning the car.
Inspector: without instructor ?
Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.

5. Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”

6. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa does not turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out.

8. Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya bana rahe ho ?
Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..

9. A man told santa: Banta is kissing your wife Santa hurriedly rushed to home, within half hour came back angrily and slapped the man and said: He is not Banta.

10. Santa is repeatedly buying movie tickets. On being asked, santa replied: A man standing at the entry, tears my ticket everytime.