Top Ten Adults

Dekha hai lab-e-baam pe ek chand ka tukda. Lakh koshish ki par ek jhant na ukhda.
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Shampoo ki add mein bal dikhate hai.Cream or powder ki add mein chehra dikhate hai. lekin whisper ki add mein kuch nahi dikhate hai..! JAGO GRAHAK JAGO (
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Subah me karoge to uljhan, Dophar me karoge to tadap sham me karoge to bekarari rat ne karoge..... you are a dirty mind! mai sms ki bat kar raha ho
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Muskan ko hoto tak laya mat karo, boobs ko upar se dikhaya mat karo, log haath me land liye phirte hai, apni gaand itni hilaya mat karo.
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Yeh teer )--------) sms bhejne wale ki shaam mein aur parne wale ki gaand mein.

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Na chahat hai sitaro ki, na tamanna hai nazaron ki. Aap jaisa ek dost mil jae to maa chod de hazaron ki.
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Ladki kare virod, nirodh laga ke chod. (SANJU sanju_022@yahoo.com)
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Mili hai saza unse dil lagane ki, nazar lag gai humare pyar ko zamane ki. qabr se nikle dono hath kahete hai, aarzu rahgai unke BOOBS dabane ki. -=(*)=-
1.Lelo lelo mera lelo. 2.Bolo bolo apni kholo 3.kholo kholo apni khol k dekho. 4.Kitna bada hai mera... Ans... 1.dil 2.zuban 3.aankhe 4.dil re

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