VIRU:

Salman khan aur Mallika ki shadi hojane par kis ka bil sabse kam aye ga.......??? LAUNDRY KA!

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Gandhiji aur Mallika sherawat mein kya samanta hai. dono ne kapre tyag diye, pahle nd desh k liye aur dusre ne deshwasyon k liye.

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HRITIK: mere pass gaadi hai, bangla hai bank balance hai tere pass kya hai? ABISHEKH:mere baap k sar pe baal hai.

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VIRU: thakur gabbar teri bahen ka rape kar raha hai, aur wo puch rahi hai... THAKUR: kya puch rahi hai VIRU:puch rahi hai k gabbar se kya lena hai badla ya PAYMENT!

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IMPORTENT NOTICE: Dipasha ka rape ho gaya hai aur police mere piche hai, tu bhi bhag le kuon k dipasha ki kutya ka bhi rape hua hai aur ilzam tujh par hai.

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GABBAR: basanti chaddi utar. VIRU: basanti inn kutton k samne mat chaddi utarna. BASANTI:tension mat le viru mai ne chaddi pehni hi nahi hai.