New Sms 2010

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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…!

Aaj se 10saal baad Larkiyan Larke ko dekh kr: Kya mast bacha hai! Yaar Mujhe iss bachey ka number chahiye!
Larka sharmate huwe:Ap k ghar baap bhai nai hai kya?"

Girl : Arey itna bara munh mein kaise daloon gi.
Boy : Jaldi se munh kholo.
Girl : Oops sare kapray geelay ho gaye.
Boy : Aur lo gee.
Girl: NA baba na yeh Gool Gapey tum he kahoo.

Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Are Tum kya jaano gum kya cheez hai,
Tumne to sari umar cellotape use ki hai.

Ae mere SMS, mere dost ke paas jana,
Agar who so rahe ho to shor mat machana,
Jab who jaage to dheere se muskarana,
Phir dil ka haal batana Miss u.

Machchar ne aapko kata wo uska JUNUN tha,
aapne khujli ki wo aapka SUKUN tha,
chahkar bhi aapne use nahi mara bcoz uski ragon mein
bhi aapka hi KHOON tha.

DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,
KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,
AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY yaar,
chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.

Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

Aey sanam teri duniya aur tumhe chod jayenge,
Jab hum na honge toh bahut yaad aayenge,
Tum lakh chupana zamaane se ae sanam,
Aansu ban ke teri aankh se beh jaenge.