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Chote se dil ke afsane bahut hai,
Zindagi se zyada zakhm bahut hai,
Maar dalti kab ki ye duniya.
Par dosto ki duao mai
Asar Bhut hai

Apne dard E DIL ka Hamdard Hame hi Paoge,In tanhayon me saath hame hi paoge,
Door hain tum say to kya huwa,In dooriyon me sabse kareeb hame hi paoge.........

Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai….
O…Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara….
Ladka bola - Oye…Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan…
confuse kyu kar rahi hai…

What is the diff. Between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi…

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

G/F Ko "I luv U" Bolna Hai Aur Balance Khatm,
Ab Kya Kroge?
Kabutar k Gale Me Bandh k Bhejoge?
NAhi Na!
Mai Batata Hu ,Num Dedo Mai Bol Dunga

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar
beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

Andhe ke haath me TORCH,
Bahare ke haath me RADIO,

Gunge ke haath me MIKE,
Aur aap ke haath me MOBILE

WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

Dardko Bhi Dard Hone Laga,
Dard Khud Hi Mere Ghav Dhone Laga,
Dard Ke Liye Main Na Roya,
Lekin Dard Mujhe Chhukar Khud Rone Laga..

Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi
Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?
Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”

Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumar.
Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?