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DAFA 302 ke tehet.

Ye bhi tumari tarha SMS Nahi karta thA LATKA DALA.

A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken,
Waiter comes with the order,
Surdar:Murgi di taang kithy hy?
Waiter:Woh langra tha.
Surdar: Dil?
Waiter:Dil murgi ly gay.
Surdar: Dimaag?
Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha

Gam guru

Tere Gamo Ko Apni Rooh Me Utar Lu
Zindgi Teri Chahat K Rang Me Sawar Lu
Mulakat Ho Kuch Tuzse Is Tarah
K Tamam Umar Ek Mulakat Me Guzar Du.

Rithamguru

Jane Q Do Lafzo Ko Izhar Khte He
Zuki Nigaho Ko V Iqrar Kahte He
Kya Sirf Pyarka Nam Hi Pyar He
Do Dosto Ki Dosti Ko V To Pyar Kehte He

My Girl Friend SMS

dil tha ameer aur muqaddar gareeb tha..mil ker bichhadna mera naseeb tha..chah ker bhi kuchh na ker sake hum..ghar bhi jalta raha aur samunder bhi kareeb tha..

Taras gaye thodi si wafa ke liye..pyar na karen ge kabhi khuda ke liye..kyo ki lagti hai jab ishq ki adalat..to hum hi chune jate hain saza ke liye..
priya sms site...
Hazaro jhopadiya jal ke rakh hoti hain..tb ja ke 1 mahal banta hai..aashiqo ke marne pe kafan bhi nahi milta..aur haseeno ke marne pe taj banta hai..

Agar rakh sake to 1 nisani hu mai..aur kho do to 1 kahani hu mai..rok sake na jisko ye sari duniya..wo 1 bund aankh ka pani hu mai..

Is ajnabi duniya me akela khwab hu mai..sawalo se ghira chhota sa jawab hu mai..jo na samjh sake unke liye majdhar hu mai..jo samjh sake unke liye kitab hu mai..

Khushiyo se naraz hai zindagi..pyar ki mohtaj hai zindagi..hans leti hai logo ko dikhane ke liye..warna dard ki kitaab hai zindagi

Jagta hu tanha raato me..khota hai dil unki baato me..mili nahi dil ki manzil aj tak..kyo ki dard hi dard likha hai hatho me..

Na jane tum per itna yakeen kyo hai..tera khyal bhi itna haseen kyo hai..suna hai pyar ka dard meetha hota hai.. phir aankh se nikla aansu namkeen kyo hai.

Zindagi ko khushi me bitana seekh lo..apne armano ko tum chhupana seekh lo..zindgi me kabhi ko gham na pao ge..bus tum her baat pe muskurana seekh lo.

Zindgi me kabhi aise mukam aate hai..her taraf se ghamo ke paigam aate hain..khushiya daman chhod deti hai..tab ye aansu hi kam aate hain.
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Barsi ankhen yad me jinke barsat ki tarah..wo bhi badal gaye mere halaat ki tarah....haal jeete jee insan ka koi puchhta nahi..phir mayyat me kyo aate hain sab baraat ki tarah

1 parinde ka dard bhara afsana tha..tute the pankh uske phir bhi udte hue jana tha..tufan to par kar gaya par hua1 afsos..wahi dal tuti ped ki jispe uska aashiyana tha....

Unhe adat hai zakham dene kiii..apni fitrat hai zakham khane kiii..ab to adat si pad gyi hai aansu pi jane kiii..kya haseen saza mili hai dil lagane kiii..

Zindagi me bahut bar aisa bhi waqt aayega..aapko chahne wala hi aapko rulayga..per yakeen rakhna apne pyar per..akele me wo aap se bhi jada aansu bahayga..

Sms Batti Jalade

Ishq k yaaro, CHARCHE bahut hai.
Husn walo k naam pe PARCHE bahut hai.
Humne b dekh liya karke ISHQ yaaro!
"MAA KASAM",saale kharche bahut hai.
sms by
Shahid Akhter-
Malegaon
9270121233
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Ab Dekho Bhool Na Jana.

Kal Jaldi Uth Jana.

Taaze Paani Se Nahana.

Phir Hamare Ghar Aana Aur Zor Se Aawaz Lagana.





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JAI SHANI DEV
sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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1Janaza Or 1Barat Takra Gye,
Unko Dekhne Wale B Chakra Gye,
Upar Se Awaz Ayi
Ye Kesi Vidai he,
Mehbob Ki Doli Dekhne Yaar Ki Mayyat Aayi he.
sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Meri duniya me pehchan nahi
hai
bin iske kisi ki koi shaan nahi
hai
jab msg karoge tabhi to forwad karunga
yaar meri sms ki dukaan nahi hai
sms by
FAIZAN ALAM
9371963287
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Tum SUNDAY k din ZHAKAAS nazar aate ho
WAH WAH !
Tum SUNDAY ke din ZHAKAAS nazar aate ho
WAH WAH ! kyu nahi..
hafte me sirf isi din to nahate ho !sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Baharon phool barsa o mera''dost aaya hai!
Honto pe muskan ,khush_bu sath laya hai!
Barson tak thi jise pani se ''ALLERGY'' Wo aaj ''LUX''Se nahaya hai.
sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Khoon se khat likh raha hoon shehai mat samajhna.
Khoon se khat likh raha hoon shehai mat samajhna.
Gali k aawara kutte ka sample liya hai mera mat samajhna.
A. Malik 9226217133
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Log pyar karte hai bade shor k7. Tum ne b pyar kiya bade zor k7. Ab pyar karna bade gaur k7. Q k kal teri wali dikhi kisi aur k7.
A. Malik 9226217133
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Arz kya hai!
Itne kamjor hue teri judai se. Gaur farmaiye.. Itne kamjor hue teri judai se.. Ki chinti b ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se.
Jyot-Ambernath 9226791621
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Shadi karni thi kismat khuli nhi. Tajmahel banwana tha Mumjaj mili nahi. Ek din kismat khuli mumtaj mili shadi hui. Ab tajmahel banana hai par Mumtaj marti nhi.
Jyot-Ambernath 9226791621
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Dekho mosam kitna suhana hai. Bheegi barsat ka bhi zamana hai. Ek sms to kardo. Kya balance sasuraal le kr jana hai.
Firoz Khan Amrohi 9837760758
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Labo ki hasi tumhare naam kardenge. Hr hushi tum par qurbaan kar denge. Rehjayegi kbhi hmare sms mein kami. Mobile ko pani k naam kardenge.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Kabhi khushi kabhi gham. Mera sms na hoga kam. Kabhi alvida na kehna. Sms karte rehna. Dhoom mera sms padh k jhoom. Phir hera pheri. Ab karne ki teri bari.
A. Malik 9226217133
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Hota hai jab tera didaar dil dhadakta hai baar baar.
Hota hai jab tera didaar dil dhadakta hai baar baar.
Aadat se majbur ho tum jane kab maanglo udhaar.
A. Malik 9226217133
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Ishq k parwane to har jagah milte hai. Ishq k diwaane to har jagah milte hai. Lekin jo sach mein karte hai ishq woh to pagal khane mein milte hai.
A. Malik 9226217133
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Kisi ne dil badla kisi ne dhadkan badal lii. Pas tumhare kuch na to tum ne masjid mein jakar chappal badal�.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Woh bole mefil mein humare jute khogaye to hum ghar kaise jayenge. Hum ne kaha ap shayri to shru karein itne aayege k gin na payege.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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