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Ruthi girl friend

Vo ruthi ruthi si lagti he. Koi tarkeeb batao mnane ki. Hum zindagi GIRWI rakh sakte hai.
Koi qimat to batao bus manane ki.

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sms gul e gulzar03

Raat Ki Rani!!!
Tamaam umr rahe hum to khair kaanton mein. Khuda kare ke tera daaman gulon se bhar jaye.
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Gul se lipti hui titli ko girakar dekho. Aandhyon tum ne darakhton ko giraya hoga.
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Woh jo aaye bahaar nazar aati hai mai khane mein. Phol phol hi nazar aata hai paimane mein
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Pedh bo kar babul ka yaaro. Mat karo tum gulaab ki baatein
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Na cherho hum ghame dil ke dukhaye hue hai, dunya keh pattharon se dard zara b nahi hota. Par hum sanam ke phoolon se choot khaye huye hai.
Vijay Roni 9887066966
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Zindagi ki khushyon ne pukara hai, sada muskurao tum tumhara gham humara hai. Phool khilte rahe livan mein hamesha, kanton k liye daman humara hai.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Har dard se mehfus ho tum . Fulon k chaman me mehakta gulab ho tum. Din me aftaab raat mein chaand ho tum.
A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133
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Phoolo ki mahek churaye to kaise suraj ki kiran chupaye to kaise. Aap mein aur hum mein kitne b ho fasle. Hum aap jaise dost kn bhulaye to kaise
Tushar-Narayangaon 9860423424
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Salo baad jane kya sama hoga. Hum sab doston mein kon kahan hoga. Phir milna hua to milege khwabo mein. Jaise sukhe gulaab milte hai kitabo mein.
A. Malik-Nadir 9226217133
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Wafa ki haseen surat hai aap. Kisi ki zindagi ki zarurat hai aap. Khubsurat to phool b bahot hai. Magar kisi k liye phool se b badkar ho aap.
Zaheer-Solapur 9923269823

sms gul e gulzar02

Raat Ki Rani!!!
KOI KHWAHISH AAP KI ADHURI NA RAHE CHAHE JISE AAP US_SE DURI NA RAHE KHUSHIYON KE PHOOL ITNE KHILE AAP KE JIWAN ME KE HAMARI YAD BHI AAP KE LIYE ZARURI NA RAHE.
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Ghar kabhi Aaye Nahi Ab Qabar pe Aate hain woh,,,
Ghar kabhi Aaye Nahi Ab Qabar
pe Aate hain woh,,,
Umar Bhar
kaante diye Ab Phool Barsaate hain woh..
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A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Sari raah me kante hi kante hai,
Kuch phool aap hi bicha dijiye,
Jage hai bahut uth-uth kar raato mei,
Ab chain ki neend aap hi sula dijiye.
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Imran-Akola
9763870655
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Chaman se 1 bichda hua GULAB hu.
Mai khud apni TABAHi ka jawab hu.
Yun nigahen na fer apne yar se.
Mai teri hi sangat me barbaad Hu.
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Hasrato se hum aapki rah saja denge, sapno ki daulat hum aap par luta denge,
koi phul nahi aaj daman pe lekin,
aapke aane par hum palke bicha denge.
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A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Mat Muskurao itna ke phoolon ko khabar ho jaye woh kare tumhari tareef aur tumhe nazar lag jaye, good morning. - Om
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apne gajra k har ek phool ki tareef hum se suni

DARD-E-DIL hum ne sonaya to bura maan gaya

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FAIZAN ALAM
9371963287
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Pholo ki tarif sab karte hai. Badi mushkil se log kanto pe gaur karte hai. Mali to sirf naam k hote hai. Pholo ki hifazat to kante hi karte hai.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Samajhte hai wo ki patthar dil hai hum. Unko thokar maar jayenge. Wo ek bar kahde ki nafrat hai apse. Khuda ki kasam patthar to kya hum phool bankar bhi unki rah me na ayenge.
Firoz khan Amrohi 9837760758
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Wada kar k aap to jaate hai bhul. Hum bichaye rehte hai rahon me phool. Ab to kalyan hein mukaddar me na phool. Chaar su bikhre hai bas khar babul.
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Mausam ka aazab chal raha hai. Barish mein gulab jal raha hai. phir aankh aur dil ki khair yaa rab. Phir zahein mein khwab pal raha hai.
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Khilte hain jo kaanton mein palte hein jo sholo mein. Woh hi phool gulshan mein inqelaab late hai.
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Pholo ki mahek churaye kaise. Suraj ki kiran chupaye kaise. Aap aur hamame kitna fasla hai. Hum aap ko bhulaye kaise
Chinna-Chandrapur 9922474903
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Pholon se khubsurat koi nahi saagar se gehra koi nahi. Ab aap ki kya tareef karu aap se achcha ko nahi.
Shaheda yusuf-Zambia 00260979668625
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Zara socho to dunya mein shayad kuch nahi badla wahi kante baboolon mein wahi khushboo gulabon mein.
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Hum ne gulzaron mein bhi dekhi hai khaak udti hui. Ek hi janib nahi hota siha khaaron ka rukh.
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Kanton pe guzare na kiya ho to batao. Phoolon ka kabhi naam liya ho to batao.
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sms gul e gulzar01

Raat Ki Rani!!!
Pholo ki khwahish ki thi humne par kanto se didaar hua. Jitni baar maine unse dil lagaya dil zakhmi utni baar hua.

R.K.Azad-Dalsingsarai 9931402871

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Samajhte hai woh pathar hai hum unko thokar mar jayenge. Ek baar kehde nafrat hai hum se pathar to kya phool ban kar bhi na rahon mein aayenge.

Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741

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Ghamo sy kya darna woh to sabhi ko milte hai. Pholoon ko dekho hamesha kanton pe khilte hai.

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Ek din baharo k phool murjha jaye ge. Bhul sy b jab hum yaad aayege. Afzoos hoga hum sy judai ka. Jab is dunya sy bahot dur chale jayege.

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Gumnaam hai woh phool gulshan me abhi tak. Jisne khushbu ki tarhah bikhar ke nahi dekha.

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Kabhi khud se juda na hone deta. agar gul janta khushbu ki kimat.

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Mehsus to karti hoon magar chu nahi sakti. Tum phool nahi phool ki khushbu ki tarha ho.

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Wo to khushbu hai hawaon me bikhar jaegi. masla phool ka hai, phool kidhar jaega.

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Apne kirdar ko mausan se bachaye rakhna. laut kar phool mein wapas nahi aati khushbu.

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Rakhna ho to rakh lijiye phoolon ko nigaho mein. khushbu to musafir hai kho jat4 hai raho mein.

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Dil mein dhakan ki tarha aankh mein aansu ki tarha. tum mere pas raho phool ki khushboo ki tarha.

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Haqiqat chup nahi sakti banawat ke usulon se. k khushbu aanahi sakti kabhi kagaz k phoolon se.

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Sapno me ayange INCOMING ki tarah, tumhe darayenge BALANCE ki tarah, dhoka mat dena OUTGOING ki tarah, bus sath bane rahna LIFE TIME KI TARAH.
"Om"
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Har modpar shuruat ho skti hai...
Kabhi,,
Kahi bhi mulakat ho skti hai...
Maana bahut door ho Aap,
Ankhe band karo to mulakat ho sakti hai...
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A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Un ankho ki shararat aaj bhi gudgudati hai,Un lamho ki yaad aaj bhi hasati hai,Yaad to hai mile the kab pichali bar,Magar dobara milne ki hasrat roz satati hai.sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Kal raat meri aankh se 1aansu nikal aaya,
maine pucha tu bahar kyu aaya,
to usne kaha koi in aankho me itna hai samaya.
K mai chah kar b
jagah na bana paya.
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Shahid Akhter-
Malegaon
9270121233
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Fizao par khusiyo ka pehra hai,Dil na jane kis ummeed par thehra hai, Ankho se chhalakte aansuo ki kasam, Aap Ki Dosti ka rishta samunder se bhi gahra hai .
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A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Ankho me rehnewalo ko yaad nahi karte dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte humari to ruh me bus gaye ho aap tabhi to hum milne ki baat nahi karte.
''I''
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Imran-Akola
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¥Lafzo Ki Tarha Mujh Se Kitabo Me Milna,Tu Banke Mahek Mujh Se Gulabo Me Milna,Jab Bhi Mujhe Teri Yaad Aaye To,Tu Banke Aansu Meri Ankho Me Milna.FAIZAN
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Din beet jate suhani yaade dekar. Baat rehjati hai kahani bankar. Dost tu rehega dil kareeb hamesha. Kabhi muskaan to kabhi aankh ka pani bankar.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Teri aankhon ko dekh kar dil-e-dilbar ne kitne naghme likhe hai chahat k. Ab to nazuk labon se keh do tumbi alfaz do mohabbat k.
Teri aankhon ko dekh kar dil-e-dilbar ne kitne naghme likhe hai chahat k. Ab to nazuk labon se keh do tumbi alfaz do mohabbat k.
Shaheda yusuf-Zambia 00260979668625
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Palkon k kinare hum ne bhigoye hi nahi. Woh sochte hai k hum roye hi nahi. Woh puchte hai khwabo mein kise dekhte ho. Hum hai k unki yaad mein soye hi nahi.
Abhi-Lakhnow 9935360595
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Meri aankho se dur rehnewale dil juda na karna. Dekh meri aankho ko rone peh majbur na karna.
Shaheda yusuf-Zambia 00260979668625
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Hontho pe ulfat ka naam hota hai. Aankho me chhalakta jaam hota hai. Talwaro ki zarurat wahan kise jahan nazro se katl-e-aam hota hai.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Kismat ruth gayi dil k taar tut gaye. Aap jo ruth gaye sapne b tut gaye. Baki rahe khazane me do aansu. Yaad aapki aayi to wo b lut gaye.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Bahot dur magar bahot pass rehte ho. Aankho se dur magar dil k pas rehte ho. Magar itna to batao janeman. Kya tum bhi mere bina udaas rehte ho.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Nazar andaz kaise kare aap ko. Nazro mein bithaya hai aapko. Yaad aane par roye bhi to kaise. Darte hai jhuki palke chubh na jaye aapko.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Hassa ke humko rula na dena. Kaas kahke gair na banadena. Mana hum roz nahi milte. Duri ka bahana bana humein bhula na dena.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Yeh kambakht aansu b ek pareshani hai. Gham aur khushi dono ki nishani hai. Jo samjha uske liye hai anmol aur jo na samjhe uske liye pani hai.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133

Kabhi has has ke humara majak udati ho
kabhi ro ro ke aasu na bahawo
ye majak sirf majak na rah jaye
yah Fut Fut kar rona kahi humari jaan na le jaye
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A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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koi khawab in aankhon ne sajaya hi nahi.

hamare dil ki gehrai ko koi samajh paya hi

nahi.

kisi ko humari kami mehsoos ho.

khuda ne hume aisa banaya hi nahi.
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Surkh aankho se jab woh dekhte he
Hum ghabrakar aankhe jhuka lete he
Kaun milaye un aankho se ankhe
Suna hai woh aakho se apna bana lete he
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Ku6 aise log hejo bhulaye nhi jate
Ku6 lmhe hejo dilse mitaye nhi jate
Bebsi utar ayihe ankho me meri
Meri hsi se mere ansu chupaye nhi jate
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Mohabbat ki dastan sunane aye h
Tabah krne k bad wo pyar karne aaye he
Aansu to ponch liye the hamne kab k
Magar wo hame fir se rulane aye h
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Wo roye to muh mod ke roye,
Koi majburi hogi jo dil tod ke roye
Mere samne tukde kar diye meri tasvir ke,
Bad me pata laga unhe jod ke roye.
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Ankho k samandr me utar Jane de,
Tera mujrim hu dub k mar Jane de,
Kisi k kehne se chahat kam Na hogi,
Sochta hu kahu tumse, magar Jane de..
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Hamarey aansu ponch wo muskurate hai. Apni isi ada se wo dil churate hai. Haath unke chu jaye chere ko is ummed se hum khud ko rulate hai.
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Aankhon se tumhare dil me utar jayege. Dil mein utar kar dhadkan mein bas jayenge. Palkon ko jhuka kar chalna warna zamane ko tumhari aankhon mein nazar aayenge.
Raj 9214366198
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Aankhein khuli to jaag uthein hasratein tamaam. Usko bhi kho diya jise paya thaa khwaab mein.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Puchta hun jo kabhi aankh mein aansu kyun hai. Hans ke aansu batatey hai bahana koi.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Waqt-e-rukhsat woh chup rahe lekin. Aankh mein phailtey gaye kajal.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Shaam bhi hogai dhundhla gai aankhein bhi meri. Bhulane wale ye to bata kab tera raasta dekhun.
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
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Woh chedn raha thaa meri aankhon ka ujala. Dunya samajh rahi thee rukhsat ki ghadi hai.
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Do parinde udhe aankhe nam hogai. Aaj samjha ke mai tujhko bhula nahi.
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Na pine ka shauk tha na pilane ka shauk tha. Humein to bas nazre milane ka shauk thaa. Par kya kare hum nazrein hi unse mila baithe
A. Malik Nadir-Malegaon 9226217133
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Nazre milake nazre chura mat lena. Dost banake dushman bana mat dena. Mana tum se dur rehte hai hum. Is caat ka bahana banake bhula mat dena.
Firoz-Mumbai 9226232068

Jab humne unse pucha sapna kya hota hai to unhone kaha
band ankho me jo apna hota hai
khuli ankho me wahi sapna hota Hai
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Tumhari Aankho Me Samana Chahte Hai
Tere Dil Me Koi Thikana Chahte Hai
Thak Gye Ham Yaad Karte-Karte Aapko
Ab Ham Tumhe Yaad Aana Chahte Hai
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Ek raat wo mile khwab mein,
hamne pucha kyo thukraya aapne,
jab dekha to unki ankho me bhi aansu the,
phir kaise puchte kyo rulaya aapne
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Rulane ka mera maksad nahi,
Phir bhi ankh bhar aaye to hum kya kare.
Bhulane ka hume haq nahi,
Koi hume bhool jaye to hum kya kare
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Sanso Ki Mehak Ho Ya Chehre Ka Noor
Chahte Hai Apko Isme Hamara Kya Kasoor
Khuda Se Ham Puchenge Jaroor
K Chand Se Hai Uski Chandni Kyo Door
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muddat ke baad us ne jo kii lutf kii nigaah/
jii Khush to ho gayaa magar aa.Nsuu nikal pa.De
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Haqikat Jaan Lo Bichadne Se Pehle
Meri Sun Lo Apni Sunane Se Pehle
Ye Soch Lena Bhulane Se Pehle
Bahut Royi Hai Ye Aankhe Muskurane Se Pehle
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Waqt k saath pe ek geet suna lun to chalun. Apni taqdeer pe do ashq baha lun to chalun. Dil rote hue machle hue jazbaat hai mere. Apne ruthe hue jazbon ko mana lun to chalun.
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Betab tamannaon ki kasak rehne do. Manzil ko pane ki lalak rehne do. Aap bhale raho nazrose dur. Par meri band aankho mein apki ek jhalak rahne do.
Sandy-Mumbai 9892532214
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Rago mein daudte phirne ke hum nahi kaayal. Aankh se hi na tapkaa woh lahu kya hai.
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Woh ruthte rahe hum manatey rahe. Unki rahon me palke bichate rahe. Unhon ne ek baar bhi palatke nahi dekha aur hum palke jhapkane se b katrate rahe.
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woh paas tha to zamane ko dekhti na thi. Pichad gaya to hui dar badar aankhein
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Har yaadon mein uski yaad hoti hai meri aankhon me uski talaash hoti hai.
Kuch tum bhi dua karo yaro suma hai doston ki dua me farishton ki awaaz hoti hai.
Amit pal- Utar Pradesh
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Waqt ki dhop ho ya barish kuch qadmon k nishaan nahi khote. Jinhe yaad kar k khushi hoti hai aankhe woh log dur hokar b dur nahi hote.
Rizwan-Mumbai 9224420741
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Ishq wale dil ki baat aankhon se samajh lete hai khwaabo me mil jaye to mulaqat samajh lete hai. Rota to hai aasman b zamin k liye par log use barsaat samajh lete hai.
Amit pal- Utaq pradesh
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Hum ek aansu hote to aap ki aankho se hokar marna pasand karte. Agar aap meri aankho k aansu hote to wada raha hum zindagi phar nahi rote.
Ayaz-Osmanabad 9326506070
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Koi dikhake roye koi chupa ke roye, humein rulane wala humein rula k roye. Marnd ka maza to tab hai yaro,jab qatil khud janaze pe roye

Palkon ke uthte hi do diye se jal jaate hai. Tukhti hui dekho to woband kalyon se nazar aate hah uski aankhein hai ya meh ka pyala ki bin peeye hi hum bahek se jaate hai. (Annu-Faizabaad 9936534827)

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Aaj hum dono kitne rangile ho gaye. Aankhe meri surkh haath tere pile ho gaye.

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Kab ki patthar ho chuki thi muntazi aankhe meri. Chu ke deka hath sy to haath gila ho gaya.

Har muskaan muskan nahi hoti. Pyar ho ya nafrat aasan nahi hoti. Aansu gham k ho ya khusi k. Unki pehchan nahi hoti.

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Dil ko dhadakna tune sikhaya. Dil ko tadapna tune sikhaya. Aankho me aansu kahin chupe thy. Unko jhalakna tune sikhaya.

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Pane se khone ka maza aur hai. Band aankho se dekhne ka maza aur hai. Aansu bane lafz lafz bane gazal teri yaad me jine ka maza aur hai.

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Aati hai yaat teri rota hai dil mera. Girte hai aansu mere banta hai naam tera.

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Aankh mein aansu kyo jhalak jate hai. Tanhai k sath gum kyo chale aate hai. Ponch k aankho sy aansu batade koi mujhe. Jo dur rehte hai wahi yaad kyo aate hai.

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Na jane Q koi hum se khafa rehta hai. Bina koi wajah hum sy juda rehta. Ko batade jake unko. Unke chehre ki muskan sy meri aankhon me noor rehta hai.

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Bahot chaha per unhe bhula na sake. Chah ker bhi dunya sy ja na sake. Ponch diye jab dekha kisi aankh me aansu. Per kisi ko dekh muskura na sake.

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Khamoshya mujh se teri batein karti hai. Meri har aah har dard ko samajhti hai. Pata hai hum mil nahi sakte kabhi. Na jane kyo ye aankhe tere liye barasti hai.

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Nazron sy kisne pila diya k bhare paimane tut gaye. Honthon sy kisne pukar diya, k ladkhadate kadam ruk gaye.

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Na jane kyo ashq sy hai aaye in aankho me. Zamana guzar chuka hai tujhe bhulaye huye.

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Bahoot roi hai aankhe us aansu k katir jo nikalta hai khushi ki intehaa k baad.

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Surkh aankho sy jab wo humein dekhte hai, hum ghabrake aankhe jhuka lete hai. Q milaye un aankho sy aankhe. Suna hai vo aankho sy apna bana lete hai.

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Tujhe dekhe bina teri tasveer bana sakta hun. Tujhe mile bina tera haal bata sakta hun. Mere pyaar mein itna dum hai. Tere aankhon k aansu apni palko sy gira sakta hun.

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Murjha gaye phool per bahar wahi hai, dur sahi tumse per pyar woh hi hai. Mana hum milte nahi aap sy. Aaj bhi in Ankho me intezaar woh hi hai.

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Bikhre aansu hum piro na sake. Teri yaad me hum raat bhar sona sake.

Beh na jaye aankho me basi tasveer teri , yeh soch kar hum rona sakey.

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Hum tumhara intezar karte hi reh gaye. Judai ka gum sehte hi reh gaye.

Dil thamne ki koshish ki magar kambakht aansu behte hi reh gaye.

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Woh mil jate hai kahani bankar, dil me bas jate hai nishaani bankar. Jinko rakhte hai hum aankho mein, kyo nikal jate hai woh pani bankar.

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Aisa koi rumaal kahan jo mere aansuon ko ponch sake. Aisa aap ka dil kahan jo mere haal ko samajh sake.

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AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY yaar,
chaddar-takiya lo aur so jao.

Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai, apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai, hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen, hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

Aey sanam teri duniya aur tumhe chod jayenge,
Jab hum na honge toh bahut yaad aayenge,
Tum lakh chupana zamaane se ae sanam,
Aansu ban ke teri aankh se beh jaenge.

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Chote se dil ke afsane bahut hai,
Zindagi se zyada zakhm bahut hai,
Maar dalti kab ki ye duniya.
Par dosto ki duao mai
Asar Bhut hai

Apne dard E DIL ka Hamdard Hame hi Paoge,In tanhayon me saath hame hi paoge,
Door hain tum say to kya huwa,In dooriyon me sabse kareeb hame hi paoge.........

Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai….
O…Bhai Jaan..Please suneye toh zara….
Ladka bola - Oye…Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan…
confuse kyu kar rahi hai…

What is the diff. Between dava & daru?
Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi…

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

G/F Ko "I luv U" Bolna Hai Aur Balance Khatm,
Ab Kya Kroge?
Kabutar k Gale Me Bandh k Bhejoge?
NAhi Na!
Mai Batata Hu ,Num Dedo Mai Bol Dunga

Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz nikalii….
Fiteh Mooh…Tusin Ethe vii aa gaye !!!

Baap: beta shadi k din susral walay
ghari dein tu suit mang lena.
Scooter dein tu car mang lena,
dokan dien tu ghar
beta: dady larki dein tu oski maa mang lon?

Andhe ke haath me TORCH,
Bahare ke haath me RADIO,

Gunge ke haath me MIKE,
Aur aap ke haath me MOBILE

WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

Message pe message bhejte ho, bhej bhej ke bheja kharab karte ho, bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho, khud ka bheja to chalta nahi dosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho!!

Dardko Bhi Dard Hone Laga,
Dard Khud Hi Mere Ghav Dhone Laga,
Dard Ke Liye Main Na Roya,
Lekin Dard Mujhe Chhukar Khud Rone Laga..

Ek bar ek chitti ne Hathani ke kan mein kuch kaha toh hathni behos ho gayi
Phir kisine chitti se pucha ke tune kya kaha?
Chitti Boli: Maine itna hi kaha ke “Main tumhare bacche ki maa banne wali hoon!”

Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki iss bag ke andar kya hai, toh sare eggs tumare, agar tum batao kitne eggs toh 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hai toh woh murgi bhi tumar.
Rabri: Lalu Ji, koi hint toh do na plz?