Munni ki badnaami dil

Munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi,

Sheela ki jawaani nayi umang laayi,

Ab na rahi meethi ras-malaai,

Jab se aayi hai JALEBI-BAI. ;-)

Aaj Apni GF ki Shadi Me

Aaj Apni GF ki Shadi Me ja k Ye Ehsas hua
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ki

BIRYANI Achi ho To Mohabbt b fiki Lagti he
(',')
<) )->1plate
/ /or de yar
maza aa gya

Shadi me dulhan

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai

Socho

socho

nai pata



Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki


Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi.

Lady 2 Dr-Inki Bimari thek karo

Lady 2 Dr-Inki Bimari thek karo,Ye raat me zor-zor se mera naam pukarte he
Dr-Aap to lucky ho
Lady-Nai,kal inki biwi mayke se lautne wali he

Santa:Mai Aisa

Santa:Mai Aisa Kya Kru K Teri Shaadi K Baad Me Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le
Kar Jau Aur Tu Naraz B Na Ho
Banta: Meri Shadi Apni Behen Se Kara De

Raj: oye

Raj: oye waiter ek mast chai pilao jo pura badan hila de.
waiter: hamare yaha gaiy ka dooodh aata hai,
rakhi sawanth ka nahi.

2 ladkiya,1 kali & 1 gori

2 ladkiya,1 kali & 1 gori.
Kali gori se: tu konsa cream lagati hai?
Gori: Fair & lovely, aur tu ?
Piche baitha ladka bola: "Cherry blossom"

sonu k uper kabutar ne potty kardi
SONU:oye, chaddi nai pehen sakta kya
Kabutr:abe, chaddi me tu karta hoga, mai to chaddi khol k karta hu

Patni 2 Pati-Dekhoji

Patni 2 Pati-Dekhoji Kaam Karte Waqt Muje Kiss-Wiss Mat Kiya Karo

Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Madam Achhi Tarah Samja Do Mai To Bol-Bol K Thak Gayi

Zindgi Adhuri Lage Tere Pyar Ke Bina

Zindgi Adhuri Lage Tere Pyar Ke Bina

Jeena Muskil Lage Tere Sath Ke Bina

Dunia Parayi Lage Tere Bina

Qki Dilne Sikha Nai Dhadkna Tere Bin

Bas ItniSi Inayat MujPe 1Bar Karna

Bas ItniSi Inayat MujPe 1Bar Karna

Kabi Aake Mere ZakhmoKa Didar Karna

Fir Ho Jana Begana ShaukSe SANAM

Me Tera Hu Tera Rahunga Aitbar Karna