Andaz Nigaho Ka Juba P Ayega

Andaz Nigaho Ka Juba P Ayega
Us Din Tumhe Chahera Humara Yaad Ayega
Pachtaoge Tum Us Din Jis Din
Ye Tang Karne Wala Kahi Dur Chala Jayega..

Masti nhi to COLLEGE bekar

Masti nhi to COLLEGE bekar
SUGAR nhi to COFFEE bekar
FRNDS nhi to LIFE bekar
MOON na
hi to SKY bekar
Or ap nhi
To
friendship bekar

Jab Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho

Jab Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho
Khuda Kasam Ambulance Nazar
Aati Ho.
Fark Itna He, Wo Ghayal Ko Lekar
Jati He
Aur Tum Ghayal Krke Jaati Ho.

Sachcha Pyar Kya Hai.?

Sachcha Pyar Kya Hai.?
Jab Aapki GF GAS Chhode Aur Aapko Wo Bhi
Gulab Ki Khushbu Jaisi Lage
To Samaj Lena Aapko
Sachcha Pyar Ho Gaya Hai

Hum Saath Marne Ka

Hum Saath Marne Ka Soch Kar
Dariya me Kud Gaye
Uppar Pahuch K Farishte Ne
bataya..
.
.
.
Beta teri wali
to swiming champion thi..

Best msg from forest department to the youth-

Best msg from forest department
to the youth-

"pedo se bhi Utna
hi pyar karo, Jitna Pedo K Niche
aur pedo K piche kiya Karte Ho".
By Mr.gautam(9936480158)

Yu KhaLi PaLke Jhuka DeNe SE Neend Nhi Aati

Yu KhaLi PaLke Jhuka DeNe SE
Neend Nhi Aati
.
.
.
.
Sote Wohi Log HE Jinke Liye Koi
Jaag RAha Hota HE.
Good Night Sweet Dream

Dosti BUUBs nai Jo DAB

Dosti BUUBs nai Jo DAB Jaye,Dosti LAND nai Jo THAK Jaye,Dosti GANND nai Jo,FAT Jaye,Dosti To C#UT He Yar
Jo WaQt K Sath
Or GEHRI Hoti Jaye

Teacher: Bachchon batao love kyun

Teacher:
Bachchon batao love kyun
acchha hai WAR se ?
A:
saare students ek saath bole:
kyunki Kondam saste milte hain
Talwar se...!

Boy-Cinema chale

Boy-Cinema chale
Girl-waha tum muje touch kroge ?
Boy-No
G-Mera hath pkdoge
B-No,G-Mujhe kis karoge,B-No
G-Toapni behen k sathchale jao

3Men Milke

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3Men Milke
1Lady ko REPE kr rhe the
Thodi Der Bad Lady Zorse Hsne
Lgi
Men=Kya Huwa
Lady=CHOeDO Salo,or Zorse
CHeODO
Qki Muze Ads hai

Upar se gusa ar

Upar se gusa ar dilme pyr karte ho,nazre churate ho or dil bekrar krte ho,lakh chupalo duniya se,mujhe pta h k aap roz mera intazar karte ho

Teacher:- DHRITRAASHTRA K 100

Teacher:- DHRITRAASHTRA K 100
Putra the: PANDU Ke Sirf 5 Aisa Q?
Student:sir, kyu ki Jinki Aankhe
Hoti H,Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote
Hai....

Daadi-Jawani Me meri Chapale

Daadi-Jawani Me meri Chapale
1Sal Chalti Thi, Pr ab 1mahina B
Ni Chalti
Poti-Wo Q?
D-Jawani Me Meri TaangE Aksar
Uppar Rehti thi na

1 hijde ne viagra

1 hijde ne viagra
khaayi..
sharir mein se
aawaz aayi..
maaf keejiye,
aapke system
mein yeh
suvidha uplabdh
nahi hai!

Wo Surat Meri

Wo Surat Meri Jaan Bani Rahti he
Pyar Uska Meri Pehchan Bani Rhti he
Yad Krte h Hum use Kitni Siddat se
Janti h wo Magar Anjan Bani Rahti he

Jis pal Aap

Jis pal Aap dil se muskuraoge
apni hasi me hamari jhalak paoge
Na samajhna k sath chhor diya hamne
Palat k dekhoge to har rah par hume paoge

AutoWala

AutoWala-Bus Stop Tak Ke 20/Rs

Santa-Samaan Bhi Hai Saath Me

AutoWala-Samaan Free Hai

Santa-OK,Samaan Le Chal

Mai Paidal Aata Hu

Na Chahte Hue Bhi

Na Chahte Hue Bhi Tumko Rula Deta Hun,
Rulakar Tumko Khud Bhi Ro Leta Hun,
Ye Kya Hua Hume Yun To Hum Na The,
Bas Itni Si Baat Kehta Hun..