Dekha hai lab-e-baam pe ek chand ka tukda. Lakh koshish ki par ek jhant na ukhda.
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Shampoo ki add mein bal dikhate hai.Cream or powder ki add mein chehra dikhate hai. lekin whisper ki add mein kuch nahi dikhate hai..! JAGO GRAHAK JAGO (
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Subah me karoge to uljhan, Dophar me karoge to tadap sham me karoge to bekarari rat ne karoge..... you are a dirty mind! mai sms ki bat kar raha ho
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Muskan ko hoto tak laya mat karo, boobs ko upar se dikhaya mat karo, log haath me land liye phirte hai, apni gaand itni hilaya mat karo.
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Yeh teer )--------) sms bhejne wale ki shaam mein aur parne wale ki gaand mein.
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Na chahat hai sitaro ki, na tamanna hai nazaron ki. Aap jaisa ek dost mil jae to maa chod de hazaron ki.
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Ladki kare virod, nirodh laga ke chod. (SANJU sanju_022@yahoo.com)
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Mili hai saza unse dil lagane ki, nazar lag gai humare pyar ko zamane ki. qabr se nikle dono hath kahete hai, aarzu rahgai unke BOOBS dabane ki. -=(*)=-
1.Lelo lelo mera lelo. 2.Bolo bolo apni kholo 3.kholo kholo apni khol k dekho. 4.Kitna bada hai mera... Ans... 1.dil 2.zuban 3.aankhe 4.dil re
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Hontho pe shabab k paimane nahi aate, sahil pe samundar k khazane nahi aate. Gajar muli mein jane kya baat hai aisi, pas hum rahte par chudane nahi aate.
Ladki boli 200 lungi,
Ladki boli 200 lungi, hil hil ke dungi, Ladka bola 100 dunga hil mat mai khud hi lunga. Ludki boli 100 bhi bacha le haath se hila le.
Kaun kahta hai apni judai hogi
Kaun kahta hai apni judai hogi, ye afwaa to kisi chodu ne udai hoi. Shan se rahenge apki gand me lund daal kar itni to jagah humne banai hogi
Narad ko aaya ek kanya pe krodh
Narad ko aaya ek kanya pe krodh, usne lena chaha pratishod aur kanya ko diya chod, Uspe kanya boli narad madarchod chod diya bina nirodh...
Dekh tere lavde ki halat hui insan
Dekh tere lavde ki halat hui insan, usme bachi nahi ab jaan. boll dikhayi, chut dikhayi, dikhayi use re gaand, phir bhi utha nahi shaitan...
ARZ KIYA HAI...
ARZ KIYA HAI... Jawani tere lund pe kuch istarha aayi, jawani tere lund pe kuch istarha aayi, Kutte ki gaand bhi tujhe chut nazar aai
Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho
Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho, Agar baat kare koi to itrate bahut ho, Dil chahta hai tumhari GAND mardu par suna hai tum chillate bahut ho.
Girl come late, BOY
Girl come late, BOY: Chand sitaro ko nind aa rahi hai, teri maa ki chut tu ab aa rahi hai. GIRL: Maa ki chut ka na de wasta, kholti hun chaddi kar le nashta.
Mere Hathoon Ki Lakiroon Main
Mere Hathoon Ki Lakiroon Main Ye Aaib Chupa Hai Mohsin...
Main Jis Shakhs Ko Chu Loon Wo Mera Nahin Rehta...
Main Jis Shakhs Ko Chu Loon Wo Mera Nahin Rehta...
How did Mallika get such a huge set of boobs..?
How did Mallika get such a huge set of boobs..?
.
exactly...
aisehi...
D ABA DABA K
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Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay"
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Munnabhai: yaar circuit ye RAM NAVMI kyu manai jati hai? Circuit: simple bhai, is din Shri Ramji 8 vi pass karke 9th class me aaye the.
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Santa : THIHAR Jail se kaidiyo ke liye 999 shirts & 1000 pants ka order hai. Banta : 1 shirt kam kyun ? Santa : SALMAN KHAN IS COMING..
.
exactly...
aisehi...
D ABA DABA K
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Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay"
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Munnabhai: yaar circuit ye RAM NAVMI kyu manai jati hai? Circuit: simple bhai, is din Shri Ramji 8 vi pass karke 9th class me aaye the.
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Santa : THIHAR Jail se kaidiyo ke liye 999 shirts & 1000 pants ka order hai. Banta : 1 shirt kam kyun ? Santa : SALMAN KHAN IS COMING..
Circuit:Bhai US Rashtrapati kidherko rehta hai
Circuit:Bhai US Rashtrapati kidherko rehta hai? Munna:DHOBIGHAT pe Cirt:Dhobighat boletoh? Munna:Englsh mein usko WASHING TOWN bolne ka
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Mallika: I have been ra ped in d dark by a sardar! Police: How do u know that he was a sardar? Malika: Cxz I had to tell him what 2 do & how 2 do.
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A boy proposed a girl in new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA
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Why does Adnan Sami sing - "Gilla Gilla... Gilla Gilla..." B'coz.. Huggies are not available in ELEPHANT size...
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Amitab- mere pas bangla he,gadi he, pesa he.tumhre pas kya he? Sashi-mere pas b bangla he,gadi he, pesa he.Bchn-Sala tofir maa kiske pa
R.A.Amrohi
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Life is 1 LAKSHYA, So Never Depend Upon NASEEB Bcoz JO JITA WOHI SIKANDAR So Do GOLMAAL, folow BIG-B, & Create DHOOM bt Never Forgt Me, I'M The GURU.
A. Malik-Malegaon
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Mallika: I have been ra ped in d dark by a sardar! Police: How do u know that he was a sardar? Malika: Cxz I had to tell him what 2 do & how 2 do.
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A boy proposed a girl in new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA
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Why does Adnan Sami sing - "Gilla Gilla... Gilla Gilla..." B'coz.. Huggies are not available in ELEPHANT size...
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Amitab- mere pas bangla he,gadi he, pesa he.tumhre pas kya he? Sashi-mere pas b bangla he,gadi he, pesa he.Bchn-Sala tofir maa kiske pa
R.A.Amrohi
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Life is 1 LAKSHYA, So Never Depend Upon NASEEB Bcoz JO JITA WOHI SIKANDAR So Do GOLMAAL, folow BIG-B, & Create DHOOM bt Never Forgt Me, I'M The GURU.
A. Malik-Malegaon
Circuit: bhai. Ameriba ka Capital kya hai?
Circuit: bhai. Ameriba ka Capital kya hai?
Munnabhai: Dhobi Ghaat
Circuit: bhai. Dhobighaat bole to....?
Munnabhai: Washington mamu.....
R. A. Amrohi
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Subh ki pahli pahli kiran pyara sa pyam le kar aayi hai. Utho nahalo pata nahi raat me sapno me. .... Malika ya Bipasha aayi ho.
R. A. Amrohi
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Abhishek on Suhagrat: teri ankho mein doop jau. Teri zulfo mei kho jaau tere jhumke pe jhool jaau.
Aish: neeche b utrega ki salman ko bulau.
R. A. Amrohi
Munnabhai: Dhobi Ghaat
Circuit: bhai. Dhobighaat bole to....?
Munnabhai: Washington mamu.....
R. A. Amrohi
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Subh ki pahli pahli kiran pyara sa pyam le kar aayi hai. Utho nahalo pata nahi raat me sapno me. .... Malika ya Bipasha aayi ho.
R. A. Amrohi
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Abhishek on Suhagrat: teri ankho mein doop jau. Teri zulfo mei kho jaau tere jhumke pe jhool jaau.
Aish: neeche b utrega ki salman ko bulau.
R. A. Amrohi
Bhakt:
Bhakt: Mujhe wardan do k mai dobara zinda ho sakun.
Bhagwaan: Asambhav yeh kaam hum nahi kewal Ekta Kapoor hi kar sakti hai!
A. Malik-Malegaon -=(*)=-
Circuit: Bhai ye digestive system bole to? Munna Bhai: Bole to simple yar, woh system jo sidhe haath se start hokar ulte haat par khatam hota hai!
R. A. Amrohi -=(*)=-
Salman: aaj mere bap k pas 14 car hai, 18 bikes hai, 4 banglow hai. 3 farm house hai tumare pas kya he?
Amitabh: mere bete k pas tera maal hai!
A.Malik-Malegaon
Bhagwaan: Asambhav yeh kaam hum nahi kewal Ekta Kapoor hi kar sakti hai!
A. Malik-Malegaon -=(*)=-
Circuit: Bhai ye digestive system bole to? Munna Bhai: Bole to simple yar, woh system jo sidhe haath se start hokar ulte haat par khatam hota hai!
R. A. Amrohi -=(*)=-
Salman: aaj mere bap k pas 14 car hai, 18 bikes hai, 4 banglow hai. 3 farm house hai tumare pas kya he?
Amitabh: mere bete k pas tera maal hai!
A.Malik-Malegaon
Director to malika
Director tn malika suharaat ka scene hai tumhe hero kn glass me dudh pilana hai. Malika said. Agar glass me pilana hi hai to vidya balan ko bula lite.
S. Saddam
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Gabbar-Basanti tatti kar. Viru:basanti en kutto k samne tatti mat karna. Ye tujhe pani nahi denge aur teri gand mujhse chatwayenge.
Sandy-Mumbai
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Height of confidence.
Malilika sheravat gives hand kerchief to a tailor and asks to stitch three dresses. Tailor replies what to do with remaining cloth!
R. A. Amrohi
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Aap k liye film mein baat ki hai. Chota sa role hai. Vilon aap ko khandar me nachate hai. Film ka naam hai....
Khandar mein bandar ka Naach!
S. Saddam
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Gabbar-Basanti tatti kar. Viru:basanti en kutto k samne tatti mat karna. Ye tujhe pani nahi denge aur teri gand mujhse chatwayenge.
Sandy-Mumbai
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Height of confidence.
Malilika sheravat gives hand kerchief to a tailor and asks to stitch three dresses. Tailor replies what to do with remaining cloth!
R. A. Amrohi
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Aap k liye film mein baat ki hai. Chota sa role hai. Vilon aap ko khandar me nachate hai. Film ka naam hai....
Khandar mein bandar ka Naach!
Munna aur Sarkit ek car me bomb laga rahe the
Munna aur Sarkit ek car me bomb laga rahe the.. Munna:agar bomb lagate samay blast ho gaya to..! Sarkit:tension nahi leneka bhai. Mere paas aur ek hai.
R. A. Amrohi
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Malika Sherawat ne baba Ramdev se pucha. "Main nahate samay kya lagau ki mera yauvan surakshit rahe?" baaji bole...
"Apne bathroom ki Chitkani"
A. Malik-Malegaon
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"Behind a successful man there is a woman" according to film guru. And "behind success of 11 girls there is a man" according to Chakde India! so boys rock..
A. Malik-Malegaon
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Phulo mein gulab. Bollywood me Amitabh. Tenis me Sania. Music me himesh. Stil me mittal. Business me Ambani. Criket me dhoni aur sms me apun famous hai na.
A. Malik-Malegaon
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Amitaab: aj kal badi weekness feel kar raha hoon. Pata hai Q? Q k zee cinema par har aurat kehti hai. Har shanivar ki raat amitabh ke saath!
R. A. Amrohi
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Malika Sherawat ne baba Ramdev se pucha. "Main nahate samay kya lagau ki mera yauvan surakshit rahe?" baaji bole...
"Apne bathroom ki Chitkani"
A. Malik-Malegaon
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"Behind a successful man there is a woman" according to film guru. And "behind success of 11 girls there is a man" according to Chakde India! so boys rock..
A. Malik-Malegaon
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Phulo mein gulab. Bollywood me Amitabh. Tenis me Sania. Music me himesh. Stil me mittal. Business me Ambani. Criket me dhoni aur sms me apun famous hai na.
A. Malik-Malegaon
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Amitaab: aj kal badi weekness feel kar raha hoon. Pata hai Q? Q k zee cinema par har aurat kehti hai. Har shanivar ki raat amitabh ke saath!
Principal;
Principal
bola
agar
koi student
girls hostel
me
gaya to,1st time
100Rs fine
2time200 & 3 time500,
munnabhai
bola
monthly
pass ka
kya lega MAMU
Shaikh Saddam
bola
agar
koi student
girls hostel
me
gaya to,1st time
100Rs fine
2time200 & 3 time500,
munnabhai
bola
monthly
pass ka
kya lega MAMU
Shaikh Saddam
Rakhi Sawant goes to L.I.C.
Rakhi Sawant goes to L.I.C. office to Insure her "LIPS" . The L.I.C. officer refuses and says : ' Sorry madam , we don't cover public property.....'
R.A.Amrohi
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Viru:Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna.
Basanti:Excuse me Mr.Who d hel r u 2 order me like dis U stupid guy using abusive language. Hey Gabbar lets DJ Yaar
R.A.Amrohi
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Rakhi sawant Remix-
Ek pardesi meri BRA le gaya,
jate jate mitha mitha Dudh pi gaya.
Jane anjane muje pata na chala,
Dhire dhire apni malai de gaya..
Firoz khan Amrohi
R.A.Amrohi
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Viru:Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna.
Basanti:Excuse me Mr.Who d hel r u 2 order me like dis U stupid guy using abusive language. Hey Gabbar lets DJ Yaar
R.A.Amrohi
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Rakhi sawant Remix-
Ek pardesi meri BRA le gaya,
jate jate mitha mitha Dudh pi gaya.
Jane anjane muje pata na chala,
Dhire dhire apni malai de gaya..
Firoz khan Amrohi
VIRU:
Salman khan aur Mallika ki shadi hojane par kis ka bil sabse kam aye ga.......??? LAUNDRY KA!
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Gandhiji aur Mallika sherawat mein kya samanta hai. dono ne kapre tyag diye, pahle nd desh k liye aur dusre ne deshwasyon k liye.
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HRITIK: mere pass gaadi hai, bangla hai bank balance hai tere pass kya hai? ABISHEKH:mere baap k sar pe baal hai.
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VIRU: thakur gabbar teri bahen ka rape kar raha hai, aur wo puch rahi hai... THAKUR: kya puch rahi hai VIRU:puch rahi hai k gabbar se kya lena hai badla ya PAYMENT!
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IMPORTENT NOTICE: Dipasha ka rape ho gaya hai aur police mere piche hai, tu bhi bhag le kuon k dipasha ki kutya ka bhi rape hua hai aur ilzam tujh par hai.
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GABBAR: basanti chaddi utar. VIRU: basanti inn kutton k samne mat chaddi utarna. BASANTI:tension mat le viru mai ne chaddi pehni hi nahi hai.
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Gandhiji aur Mallika sherawat mein kya samanta hai. dono ne kapre tyag diye, pahle nd desh k liye aur dusre ne deshwasyon k liye.
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HRITIK: mere pass gaadi hai, bangla hai bank balance hai tere pass kya hai? ABISHEKH:mere baap k sar pe baal hai.
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VIRU: thakur gabbar teri bahen ka rape kar raha hai, aur wo puch rahi hai... THAKUR: kya puch rahi hai VIRU:puch rahi hai k gabbar se kya lena hai badla ya PAYMENT!
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IMPORTENT NOTICE: Dipasha ka rape ho gaya hai aur police mere piche hai, tu bhi bhag le kuon k dipasha ki kutya ka bhi rape hua hai aur ilzam tujh par hai.
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GABBAR: basanti chaddi utar. VIRU: basanti inn kutton k samne mat chaddi utarna. BASANTI:tension mat le viru mai ne chaddi pehni hi nahi hai.
CIRCUIT:
CIRCUIT: bhai, agar bapu k samne rape hoga to bapu kya bolega? MUNNABHAI: mamu, bapu bolega ek side hogaya ab dusra..!
Mallika to shopkeeper:
Mallika to shopkeeper: Aapke pass 12 inch ka condom hai kya Shopkeeper: Han hai kitna dun? Mallika: Ji mujhe nahi chahiye ye condom jo bhi le mujhe turant batana.
POLICE-100, LOVE-143
POLICE-100, LOVE-143, FRAUD-420, SOAP-501, MUSLIMS-786, CIGARRETE-555, BEER-5000, JAMES.BOND-007 Aur DON-9370079797 Yaad rakhiyo
Waise to tere khade lund ki talash
Waise to tere khade lund ki talash 11 mulkon ki ludkiya kar rahi hai. par vo nahi janti k tere lund ka khada hona muskil hi nahi NAMUMKIN hai..!
Similarity between Gandhi,
Similarity between Gandhi, Salman and Mallika. Thino ne kapde ka tyag kiya. ek ne DESH k liye, Dusre ne AISH k liye, aur tisre ne CASH k liye.
Don ne apni paint utarkar apni
Don ne apni paint utarkar apni Girlfriend ko 61 62 karne k lie kaha, girlfriend ne DON ka chota sa baburao dekhkar kaha DON KA PAKADNA MUSHKIL HI NAHI NAMUMKIN HAI!
BOBY DEOL ek din MALLIKA
BOBY DEOL ek din MALLIKA ko chodte chodte pura andar chala jata hai, Andar SUNNY DEOL milta hai,BOBY chillata hai: Paji tum yahan SHARAM nahi aati. SUNNY: Oye zyada shor na macha warna DHARMENDRA PAPAJI uth jayege!
Ek mandir me buri nazar
Ek mandir me buri nazar wale GHAYAB ho jate hai. ABHISHEK gaya... GHAYAB!! HRITIK gaya GHAYAB!? MALLIKA gai bhagwan GHAYAB!
Agar Gandhiji DON hote to kahete
Agar Gandhiji DON hote to kahete- Humare sir par bal ane ka intezar to 11 Dukano k hajaam kar rahe hai, par wo nahi jane k bal k aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai.
ADULT-E-AZAM AKBAR
ADULT-E-AZAM AKBAR: Anarkali tumhe kya chahiye taj ya takht. ANARKALI: Jahanpanah mujhe na taj chahiye na takht, mujhe chahiye LAMBA AUR SAKHT.
AISH: mai tere liye sab chodd dungi.
AISH: mai tere liye sab chodd dungi. ABHISHEK:maa bap. AISH: ha. ABHISHEK: bhai bahen..... AISH:ha ABHISHEK:film AISH1 ha wo bhi. ABHISHEK: aur harshal ko..? AISH: saale aukat me reh kar baat kar.
CIRCUIT: Bhai, GANDHI JAYANTI k
CIRCUIT: Bhai, GANDHI JAYANTI k bare mein batao. MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi mast, solid aadmi thaa. par jayanti k 7 kya lafda thaa, ye apun nahi janta.
Dost bole to bhai, bhai bole to Munnabhai
Dost bole to bhai, bhai bole to Munnabhai, MunnaBhai bole to MBBS, MBBS bole to Chal chaddi utar Injection lagane ka!
Raksha Bandhan SMS
You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure.. Wishing you very Happy Rakhi and best of luck for every thing.
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I am sure you are not going to tie Rakhi for me this year and forever. But let me tell you this. You are my sweetest little sis though we are not blood related
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I am sure you are not going to tie Rakhi for me this year and forever. But let me tell you this. You are my sweetest little sis though we are not blood related
Raksha Bandhan SMS
You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure.. Wishing you very Happy Rakhi and best of luck for every thing.
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I am sure you are not going to tie Rakhi for me this year and forever. But let me tell you this. You are my sweetest little sis though we are not blood related
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I am sure you are not going to tie Rakhi for me this year and forever. But let me tell you this. You are my sweetest little sis though we are not blood related
Raksha Bandhan SMS
Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sis very much even jaan se zyada.
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Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
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Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
Raksha Bandhan SMS
Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sis very much even jaan se zyada.
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Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
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Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
Raksha Bandhan SMS
Bhaiyya, I will terribly miss you on this Rakhi but dont miss to send my return gifts
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Holi is colorful, diwali is lightful and brightful, rakhi has made our relationship powerful. Happy Rakhi Bhai.
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I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. I sought my God, but my God eluded me. I sought my brother and I found all three. Happy Rakhi.
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To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each others hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. Happy Raksha Bandhan Brother.
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Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship. Happy Rakhis dear Sis."
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I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday. Miss you dear. Happy Rakhi.
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Holi is colorful, diwali is lightful and brightful, rakhi has made our relationship powerful. Happy Rakhi Bhai.
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I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. I sought my God, but my God eluded me. I sought my brother and I found all three. Happy Rakhi.
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To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each others hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. Happy Raksha Bandhan Brother.
-=(S.D)=-
Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship. Happy Rakhis dear Sis."
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I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday. Miss you dear. Happy Rakhi.
Raksha Bandhan SMS
Bhaiyya, I will terribly miss you on this Rakhi but dont miss to send my return gifts
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Holi is colorful, diwali is lightful and brightful, rakhi has made our relationship powerful. Happy Rakhi Bhai.
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I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. I sought my God, but my God eluded me. I sought my brother and I found all three. Happy Rakhi.
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To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each others hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. Happy Raksha Bandhan Brother.
-=(S.D)=-
Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship. Happy Rakhis dear Sis."
-=(S.D)=-
I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday. Miss you dear. Happy Rakhi.
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Holi is colorful, diwali is lightful and brightful, rakhi has made our relationship powerful. Happy Rakhi Bhai.
-=(S.D)=-
I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. I sought my God, but my God eluded me. I sought my brother and I found all three. Happy Rakhi.
-=(S.D)=-
To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each others hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. Happy Raksha Bandhan Brother.
-=(S.D)=-
Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship. Happy Rakhis dear Sis."
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I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday. Miss you dear. Happy Rakhi.
Raksha Bandhan SMS
My Dear Brother is one of the most precious gift sent by God. Happy Raksha Bandhan to you.
-=(S.D)=-
Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
-=(S.D)=-
Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
Raksha Bandhan SMS
My Dear Brother is one of the most precious gift sent by God. Happy Raksha Bandhan to you.
-=(S.D)=-
Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
-=(S.D)=-
Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
Raksha Bandhan SMS
Rakhi is just an excuse for me to express myself: You mean the world to me. Happy Raksha Bandhan to my sweet sister
-=(S.D)=-
If I can choose my brother in next life, itll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :) Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.
-=(S.D)=-
We gain and lose things everyday. But trust me on onething. Youll never lose me. I will always be here.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
May this auspicious occasion bring you all the prosperity and good luck in your way of life . Happy Rakshabandhan to you...
You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure.. Wishing you very Happy Rakhi and best of luck for every thing.
-=(S.D)=-
Sky is blue, feel this hue, my love is for you Bhaiya...always true. Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan
-=(S.D)=-
If I can choose my brother in next life, itll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :) Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.
-=(S.D)=-
We gain and lose things everyday. But trust me on onething. Youll never lose me. I will always be here.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
May this auspicious occasion bring you all the prosperity and good luck in your way of life . Happy Rakshabandhan to you...
You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure.. Wishing you very Happy Rakhi and best of luck for every thing.
-=(S.D)=-
Sky is blue, feel this hue, my love is for you Bhaiya...always true. Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan
Raksha Bandhan SMS
Rakhi is just an excuse for me to express myself: You mean the world to me. Happy Raksha Bandhan to my sweet sister
-=(S.D)=-
If I can choose my brother in next life, itll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :) Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.
-=(S.D)=-
We gain and lose things everyday. But trust me on onething. Youll never lose me. I will always be here.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
May this auspicious occasion bring you all the prosperity and good luck in your way of life . Happy Rakshabandhan to you...
You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure.. Wishing you very Happy Rakhi and best of luck for every thing.
-=(S.D)=-
Sky is blue, feel this hue, my love is for you Bhaiya...always true. Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan
-=(S.D)=-
If I can choose my brother in next life, itll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :) Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.
-=(S.D)=-
We gain and lose things everyday. But trust me on onething. Youll never lose me. I will always be here.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
May this auspicious occasion bring you all the prosperity and good luck in your way of life . Happy Rakshabandhan to you...
You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure.. Wishing you very Happy Rakhi and best of luck for every thing.
-=(S.D)=-
Sky is blue, feel this hue, my love is for you Bhaiya...always true. Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan
Raksha Bandhan SMS
Har gali phoolo se saja rakhkhi hai. Har ek chowk pe ladki bitha rakkhi hai. Na jane kis gali se guzrega tu. Har ek ladki k hath me rakhi thama rakhi hai.
A. Malik-Malegaon
-=(S.D)=-
Aapki charcha hai har gali me. Har ladki k dil me apke liye pyar hai. Ye koi chamatkar nahi nahi. Time hi aisa hai kyonki kuch hi dino me Rakhi ka tyohar hai.
Firoz Khan Amrohi
-=(S.D)=-
Na mom k pyar se. Na dady k mar se. Na dosto k fatkar se. Na ladki k inkar se. Na chaplo k bochar se. Ap jese ashiq sudhroge to bts Rakhi k tyohar se.
Shadab Amrohi
A. Malik-Malegaon
-=(S.D)=-
Aapki charcha hai har gali me. Har ladki k dil me apke liye pyar hai. Ye koi chamatkar nahi nahi. Time hi aisa hai kyonki kuch hi dino me Rakhi ka tyohar hai.
Firoz Khan Amrohi
-=(S.D)=-
Na mom k pyar se. Na dady k mar se. Na dosto k fatkar se. Na ladki k inkar se. Na chaplo k bochar se. Ap jese ashiq sudhroge to bts Rakhi k tyohar se.
Shadab Amrohi
Raksha Bandhan SMS
Har gali phoolo se saja rakhkhi hai. Har ek chowk pe ladki bitha rakkhi hai. Na jane kis gali se guzrega tu. Har ek ladki k hath me rakhi thama rakhi hai.
A. Malik-Malegaon
-=(S.D)=-
Aapki charcha hai har gali me. Har ladki k dil me apke liye pyar hai. Ye koi chamatkar nahi nahi. Time hi aisa hai kyonki kuch hi dino me Rakhi ka tyohar hai.
Firoz Khan Amrohi
-=(S.D)=-
Na mom k pyar se. Na dady k mar se. Na dosto k fatkar se. Na ladki k inkar se. Na chaplo k bochar se. Ap jese ashiq sudhroge to bts Rakhi k tyohar se.
Shadab Amrohi
A. Malik-Malegaon
-=(S.D)=-
Aapki charcha hai har gali me. Har ladki k dil me apke liye pyar hai. Ye koi chamatkar nahi nahi. Time hi aisa hai kyonki kuch hi dino me Rakhi ka tyohar hai.
Firoz Khan Amrohi
-=(S.D)=-
Na mom k pyar se. Na dady k mar se. Na dosto k fatkar se. Na ladki k inkar se. Na chaplo k bochar se. Ap jese ashiq sudhroge to bts Rakhi k tyohar se.
Shadab Amrohi
Sabhi ladko ko suchit kiya jata ha
Sabhi ladko ko suchit kiya jata ha
ki 16AUG ko mobile Bandrakhe
KYOKI kuch shararti ladkiya
rakhi smskar sakti hai
Purush janhit me jari
ki 16AUG ko mobile Bandrakhe
KYOKI kuch shararti ladkiya
rakhi smskar sakti hai
Purush janhit me jari
Rakhshaa Bandhan
Rani
Kajol
Isha
Aish
Tanu
Shilpa
Sush
Kareena
Aur aapki
Choti behen KATRINA ne advance me aapko
HAPPY RAKHI bola hai. "Om"
Kajol
Isha
Aish
Tanu
Shilpa
Sush
Kareena
Aur aapki
Choti behen KATRINA ne advance me aapko
HAPPY RAKHI bola hai. "Om"
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Mere watan
Pyare mitra pranam! Aapke sandesh nahi milne se hum ati vichalit ho uthte hai! Kripya apne chalit durbhash yantra se aap sandesh bhejhe dhanyawad
Mere watan
Pyare mitra pranam! Aapke sandesh nahi milne se hum ati vichalit ho uthte hai! Kripya apne chalit durbhash yantra se aap sandesh bhejhe dhanyawad
Mere watan
Americans says cell phone was invented by us, japanese says sim card was invented by us but v indians can proudly says missed call was inveted by us.
Mere watan
Americans says cell phone was invented by us, japanese says sim card was invented by us but v indians can proudly says missed call was inveted by us.
Mere watan
I love to see my country flag it seems to say to me be proud to live with in a land where men are brave and free.
Mere watan
H_NDU
MUSL_M
S_KH
_SAAI
How we loose our identity when we forget "I"Of indian long live our republic india Jai hind.
MUSL_M
S_KH
_SAAI
How we loose our identity when we forget "I"Of indian long live our republic india Jai hind.
Mere watan
H_NDU
MUSL_M
S_KH
_SAAI
How we loose our identity when we forget "I"Of indian long live our republic india Jai hind.
MUSL_M
S_KH
_SAAI
How we loose our identity when we forget "I"Of indian long live our republic india Jai hind.
Mere watan
Dosti gar kar kaye hum watan sy zindagi bhi naam kar gaye watan ke. Jo aakhri sans bhi bache usko bhi naam kar gaye watan ke
Mere watan
Freedom in the mind. Faith in the words. Pride in our hearts. And memories in our souls. Lets salute the nation on 60Th independence Day! JAI HIND
Mere watan
Freedom in the mind. Faith in the words. Pride in our hearts. And memories in our souls. Lets salute the nation on 60Th independence Day! JAI HIND
Mere watan
Thousand laid down lives so our country breathes this day.. Never forget their sacrifice. Lets remember our heroes by wishing each other. Happy Independence day!
A Penguin
A penguin walks into the shop and says have you got any apples and the shop keeper says no.
The next day he goes in again and asks for some apples, the shop keeper says no.
The next day he goes in again and asks the same thing and the shop keeper says no, if you come in one more time and ask me for sum apples, i will nail your feet to the floor !!
The next day the penguin goes back in the shop and says " have you got any nails" the shop keeper says no so the penguin says " well can I have some grapes then" !!
The next day he goes in again and asks for some apples, the shop keeper says no.
The next day he goes in again and asks the same thing and the shop keeper says no, if you come in one more time and ask me for sum apples, i will nail your feet to the floor !!
The next day the penguin goes back in the shop and says " have you got any nails" the shop keeper says no so the penguin says " well can I have some grapes then" !!
Chirya ko maaron ga
1 pagal her waqt bolta tha
"Ghulail banaun ga or chirya ko marun ga"
"Ghulail banaon ga chirya ko marun ga"
1 din usko paglon k doctr k pas le gaye us ka elaj kia,
Dr: AB KYA KARO GE?
PAGAL: shadi karun ga,
nokri karon ga,
ghar basaon ga.
DR: vry nice phir kya kro ge?
PAGAL: bacho ko achy school bhejon ga
unki birthday krun ga
Niker or shirt gift don ga
Dr: gud gud phir?
Pagal: unki niker se lastik nikalon ga phir
Gulail bnaon ga or chirya ko marun ga
Sharab ke nashe mein
Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya.
Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena...
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola
Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha...?
Sex zara sambhal ke karna
Räat hogi to CONDOM b duhai dega,
Tango k Beech sara jahan Dikhai Dega,
Ye SEX hai Jaani zara Sambhal k Karna
1 Qatra b Gira to 9 Mahine Baad sunai dega ;->
Yaad aata hai humein woh zamana
Yaad aata hy humein Londay Baazi ka woh zamana
Kabhi tumhari tangen uthana to kabhi ghora banana,
Wo thook ki lzat
wo teel ki chiknaiyaan,
Wo tumhara chillana
Or baad me muskurana,
Jo tum roth jao to tmhen manana
Na maano to phir 20 ka note dikhana
Yad ata hy humein Londy baazi ka woh zamana
Sad Love Poetry in Urdu
Wahan Na Phool Khilty Hain, Na Hi Mosam Badalty Hain,
Wahan Per Kuch Nhi Hota Jahan Per "TUM" Nhi Hoty,
Yahan Wese To Her Soghaat Asani Se Milti Hai,
Mera Bas Dil Nahi Lagta Jahan per Tum Nhi Hoty,
Yahan To Log Sadiyon Ko Bhi Lamhon Me Badalty Hain,
Mera Ek Pal Nahi Kat'ta Jahan Per Tum Nhi Hoty,
Sabab Rone Ka Wo Pochen To Qasid Itna Keh Dena,
Mujhey Hasna Nhi aata Jahan Per TUM Nhi Hoty..
Painful Poem in Urdu
Ye akele pan ki udasian ye firaaq lamhe azab se,
Kbi dasht_e_dil pe bhi aa rukein teri chahaton k qafle,
Mein hon tujh ko jan se aziz tar main ye kese maan lon ajnabi,
Teri bat lagti hai wehm si tere lafz lagte hein khwab se,
Ye jo mera rang hai roop hai yonhi be-sabab nhi doston,
Mere khushbuon se hein silsily meri nisbatein hein Gulab se,
Love Urdu Poem
Aao kbhi seene se lagaon tum ko,
Rotho jo mujhse tu manaon tum ko,
Meri bahon me neend aa jaye,
Phir khud hi jagaon tum ko,
Tu hamesha k liye mera ho jaye,
Aisa
ek aap ho
ek aap ho jo itnay pyaray ho
ek aap ho jo itnay cute ho
ek aap ho jo itnay decent ho
aur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon
ek aap ho jo itnay cute ho
ek aap ho jo itnay decent ho
aur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon
Wo Pyari si Hansi tere Chehre ki
Wo Pyari si Hansi tere Chehre ki,
Wo Kajal se Saji Aankhen teri,
Wo Dil kashi Zulfein teri,
Wo Khil khilata hua Chehra tera,
Wo Madhosh kar dene wala Ehsaas tera,
Mujhko mujhi se Chura le gaya,
Mujhe tera Deewana bana le gaya…
Wo Dilnasheen Baatein teri,
Wo Pyar bhare shabd tere,
Wo Sweet si Aawaz teri,
Mera Dil Chura
Wo Kajal se Saji Aankhen teri,
Wo Dil kashi Zulfein teri,
Wo Khil khilata hua Chehra tera,
Wo Madhosh kar dene wala Ehsaas tera,
Mujhko mujhi se Chura le gaya,
Mujhe tera Deewana bana le gaya…
Wo Dilnasheen Baatein teri,
Wo Pyar bhare shabd tere,
Wo Sweet si Aawaz teri,
Mera Dil Chura
Tum Haste Raho
Tum Haste Raho ô Haste Raho ô Haste Raho ô Haste Raho Muskarate Raho Sada Khilkhilate Raho Khush Raho Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kaheng
AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous
U r the angel who I cherish so dearly in this heart of mine: the one who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine.
AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous
U r the angel who I cherish so dearly in this heart of mine: the one who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine.
Raat ko Raat ka tohafa nahi dete
Raat ko Raat ka tohafa nahi dete,
Dil ko jazbat ka tohafa nahi dete,
Hum to aapko chand bhi de dete,
lekin chand ko chand ka tohafa nahi dete.
Dil ko jazbat ka tohafa nahi dete,
Hum to aapko chand bhi de dete,
lekin chand ko chand ka tohafa nahi dete.
Shaadi k pehle
Shaadi k pehle ladka: Darling!! tum nahi to mai nahi... Aur mai nahi to tum nahi...
Shaadi k bad ladka: Aj ya tan tu nahi ya mai nahi!
Shaadi k bad ladka: Aj ya tan tu nahi ya mai nahi!
Tech biggies succumb to SMS texting
- SMS text for IBM – It's Better Manually
- SMS text for APPLE – Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity
- SMS text for MACINTOSH – Most Applications Crash, If Not Then Operating System Hangs
- SMS text for DELL – Deplorable Equipment Lack Luster
- SMS text for HP – Headache Prone
- SMS text for INTEL – Impotence Nailed To Every Laptop
- SMS text for MICROSOFT – Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
- SMS text for GOOGLE – Great Ogling Options Gathered Legally Everyday
- SMS text for YAHOO – You Always Have Other Options
- SMS text for MOZILLA – Microsoft’s Over Zealous IE Littered, Luring All
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
EXam’s song by Munna bhai:
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
“Chanda Mama so Gaye,
Student sarey jage.
Dekho pakdo yaron,
Ghadi ke kaante bhaage.
Ek pariksha khatam,to duji
shuru ho gayi MAAMU.
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!
EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
Hum jeete EK bar hai,
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
Marte EK bar hai,
Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
TO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???
Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi
Yahoooooo……!!!!
Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi
(’;')
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card
Sub tayyar hay,
Ab bus….
Parhna baqi hay :pe
Exams ki sari tayyari ho gayi
(’;')
Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Uniform
ID Card
Sub tayyar hay,
Ab bus….
Parhna baqi hay :pe
Exam SMS
Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.
3 sardar after exam
3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.
2nd: Main bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay:p
Exam SMS
Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!
Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
Exam SMS
n exams students ka NAARA.
Yeh bazi haq ki bazi hai
Yeh bazi tum hi haro gay,
Har jaib se phara nikle ga,
Tum kitne phare phado gay!!
Yeh bazi haq ki bazi hai
Yeh bazi tum hi haro gay,
Har jaib se phara nikle ga,
Tum kitne phare phado gay!!
exam sms
paRh,paRh kaR kiA kRna ek dIn tu MaRna hAi,aGr mRne k bad dubaRa ZiNda Hoe Tu ShURu Tu NercErY se kRna hai
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ahan koi kitab aisi mili,
jispar dil luta dete,
har 1 ne dimaag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,
ab syllabus dekhkar sonchte hain k 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete...
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ahan koi kitab aisi mili,
jispar dil luta dete,
har 1 ne dimaag khaya kis-kis ko nipta dete,
ab syllabus dekhkar sonchte hain k 1 mahina aur hota to duniya hila dete...
Exam SMS
Baap: Baita is bar exam mai tujhey 90% lanay hai,kuch b karBaita: nahi bapu mai to is bar 100% lauonga.
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia
Baap: ku mazak kar raha hai?
Baita: shuru kisnay kia
Very New & fresh non-veg adult sms messages
Santa- Kal Raat Ko party main maine ek ladki ko RAPE se Baachaya.
Banta -Wah Bhai Par Kaise??
Santa-Self Control Yaar Self Control !!!
GRAHK-aisi scheme lao ki 500 ki kharidari pe sex free ho.
Dukandar-aapko pata hi nhi, ye scheme to last month thi aur bhabhi ji ne 8 bar labh uthaya....('o')
A doc advising his patient who had a heart attack:
No smoking,
No drinking &
Have sex only with ur wife because it is very important that you avoid excitement!
What is the differance between palang and alang?
Alang is a ship breaking yard and palang is a seal breaking yard....
70 yr old couple at a candle-light dinner.
Wife: Its so romantic...I can feel the warmth in my boobs!
Husband: Ofcourse u can... they r hanging in ur soup!:D
1 Mouse was fucking an elephnt in a coconut farm.
1 cocnt fals on elephant's head
elpt: oouch!
mouse: oouch vouch kuch nahi gandu
Apna SHOT to aisa hi hota hai..
What is the similarity between Banking & Fucking?
In Both u loose your INTEREST after withdrawing.....
Thailand has d highest no of Prostitutes..
Wat else can u xpect wen Country's name is
THIGH LAND,
Capital is
BANG COCK
& Tourist Spot is called
FUK ET.
Gandhiji was Fucking kareena.
Kareena was enjoying n said: Gandhiji U r so old but u still fuck so hard.
Gandhi: Sweet heart its not my Dick, its my Stick..
Young girl praying : He God, plz. bless me to marry an intelligent Man..
God replied: Dat is impossible, Intelligent Man never Marries.... He just Fucks...
Lady-1 Shampoo plz
Shopkpr-Agar Head k bal dhone hai to HEAD N SHOLDER aur agar PANTY k bal dhone hai to PANTENE le lo.
Lady-GARNIER do Gand dhoni hai.
Suhaag Raat k Agle din:
Wife:Janu Nashta krna hai?
Hus:sex hi hamra Nashta hai & Sex start.
Wife Dupahar
ko:Khana khate hai?
Hus:sex hi khana hai & Again sex Start!
Raat ko Jab Pati room me Aya to Wife heater k Aage tange fela k baithi thi
Hus: ye kya kar rhi ho?
Wife:Raat ka khana garam kar rhi hu.
6 Years K Bache Ne 4 Years K Bache Ko Bola
"Oye Tuje Pata Hai Muje Aaj Balcony Me Condom Mila"
4 Years Ka Ladka:"Condom to theek hai,Balcony Kya hoti hai?
Santa Sali Se.
Teri Didi Busy He, Tu Nikey ko Dudh Pilade.
Sali-Mera to dudh hi nhi ata
Santa-Kamaal he, Display to bada show shaw wala hai.;)
Fauji ki B.V roj use apni Nangi photo bhejati aur kahati:Janu
tum kab auoge?
Fauji:Wo to thik hai par bhenchod photo kaun khich raha hai.
computer Jokes
Kal jab mile thhe….
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain…
your file not found!!! *
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga…
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye…
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo…
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning…
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don’t like your face…
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space…
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown…
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down…
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain…
your file not found!!! *
Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga…
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye…
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo…
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning…
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don’t like your face…
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space…
Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown…
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down…
Mast hawa ka jhoka pagal achha lagat ha
Mast hawa ka jhoka pagal achha lagat hai………..
Mast hawa ka jhoka pagal achha lagat hai,
Bal khata lahrata aachal achha lagta hai !
Oh sarmai usko ek din aayeena yun bola,
Aap ki aankho me yah kajal achha lagta hai !
Bheegi palken bheega daman bhiga bhiga e aanchal,
Mausam e gam me jal thal jal thal achha lagata hai !
Sukhe labon pe duaa nami si jab jab aati hai,
Sawan ki rimjhim sa badal achha lagta hai !
Uski gali me maut mile to sau sau bar marun,
Ek janam me usko pana achha lagta hai !
O bachpan ke sair sapate holi id manane ke,
Binaa wajah uske ghar jana achha lagta hai !
Ab tak na bhule hamko o bag,khilaone mitti ke,
Uske bina ab aankh bahana achha lagta hai !
Mai apani masjid se aayun tu apane mandir se aa,
Sare masayeel ka aisa hal achha lagta hai !
shayari
jab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata haijab tum angdayi leti ho tho mera dum nikal jata haiarey thoda deodrant lagane main tera kya jata hai.
Kisi Ne Poocha Mohabbat Kiya Hai
Kisi Ne Poocha Mohabbat Kiya Hai?
Samandar nay kaha
Mohabbat samandar key gehraiyo may chepie hoe eik seepe hai
Jiss may chahat jessa anmol moti mojood hai
Baadal nay kaha
Mohabbat eik ~dhanak hai
Jiss may har Rang Nomaya hota hai…
Shairr nay kaha
Mohabbat eik esse ghazal hai
Jo har eik sunay walay kay dil may
uttar te chali jate hai
Saaz nay kaha
Mohabbat eik essa geet hai
Jo Dil may uttar jata hai
Malee nay kaha
Mohabbat gulshan kay phool key woh dilkash khusboo hai
Jiss may sara
gulshan mehak uttah hai
Ankhon nay kaha
Mohabbat ansoo ka samandar hai
jo kisse kay intezar may khamoshi say
behta hai
Dil nay kaha
Mohabbat kisse ko Khamoshi say chahay janay ka naam hai
kay aakhire
waqt bhee Izhar na kiya jay
Naseeb nay kaha
Mohabbat wala duniya ka khush Kismat tareen insaan hai
Aur jiss kay Dil may Mohabbat nahin
Woh duniya ka Badd Tareen shakhs Hai
Nafrat nay kaha
Aakhiri Jeet Mohabbat ki Hoti hai
Top 10 Sardarji SMS Jokes
1 . Santa : What is the meaning of SMS ?
Banta : It Means…
S – Sardaro ka
M – Mazaak udane ki
S – Service
2. Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
3. A sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went and kissed her.
GIRL: “stupid,what are you doin…?”
Sardar: ” B.Com Final Year….
4. Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Santa: Sir, I am learning the car.
Inspector: without instructor ?
Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.
5. Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”
6. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa does not turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out.
8. Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya bana rahe ho ?
Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..
9. A man told santa: Banta is kissing your wife Santa hurriedly rushed to home, within half hour came back angrily and slapped the man and said: He is not Banta.
10. Santa is repeatedly buying movie tickets. On being asked, santa replied: A man standing at the entry, tears my ticket everytime.
Shivaratri SMS
Om Namah Shivaya!
Maha Shivaratri ke is utsav par
Bhagwan Shiv or Maa Shakti ki kripa aap par sadaa bani rahe.
Shivratri ki Haardik Shubhkamnayen.
Maha Shivaratri ke is utsav par
Bhagwan Shiv or Maa Shakti ki kripa aap par sadaa bani rahe.
Shivratri ki Haardik Shubhkamnayen.
Shivaratri SMS
Shiv ki mahima aparampar!
Shiv karte sabka udhar,
Unki kripa aap par sada bani rahe,
aur bhole shankar aapke jivan me khushi hi khushi bhar de.
OM NAMAH SHIVAY
Shiv karte sabka udhar,
Unki kripa aap par sada bani rahe,
aur bhole shankar aapke jivan me khushi hi khushi bhar de.
OM NAMAH SHIVAY
Song for Penis
Song for Penis of different ages :-
18 : Pehla Nasha....
18-30 : Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom.....
30-40 : Kabhi Khusi Kabhi Gham.....
41-55 : Kal ho Na Ho.....
55+ : Pappu can't Dance Sala...
18 : Pehla Nasha....
18-30 : Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom.....
30-40 : Kabhi Khusi Kabhi Gham.....
41-55 : Kal ho Na Ho.....
55+ : Pappu can't Dance Sala...
USTAAD???
Ek Gao Main Ek Nahi (Barber) Rehta Tha.
Uska Ek Chela v tha jo us se kaam sikh raha tha.
Chela Nai ko Ustaad Keh kar pukarta tha...
Uske Chele k Shadi Hui...
Phir Suhagraat...
Agle Din Nai Ne Mazak me Chele se puchcha...
Kyun Miya Raat Hume v yaad kiya tha k nahi??
Chela (Sharmate huye) - Kiya tha ustaad.
Nai - Achcha Kaise??
Chela - Maine Kaha, Chal Ustaad, Ghus ja Ander!
Uska Ek Chela v tha jo us se kaam sikh raha tha.
Chela Nai ko Ustaad Keh kar pukarta tha...
Uske Chele k Shadi Hui...
Phir Suhagraat...
Agle Din Nai Ne Mazak me Chele se puchcha...
Kyun Miya Raat Hume v yaad kiya tha k nahi??
Chela (Sharmate huye) - Kiya tha ustaad.
Nai - Achcha Kaise??
Chela - Maine Kaha, Chal Ustaad, Ghus ja Ander!
Nevr Marry with Lady Traffic Police Officer
A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed,
200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed,
200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet
Ek Sawal
Ek sawaal: Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai?
Jawaab: Soye huye pappu par condom chadhaana
Jawaab: Soye huye pappu par condom chadhaana
80 Saal ka Baba aur 20 Saal ki Biwi
Ek 80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehta Hai: “Doctor Sahab Meri 20 Saal Ki Patni Pregnent Ho Gayi Hai.”
Toh Doctor Bola Ek Kahani Suno
Ek Shikari Shikar Per Jaane Ki Zaldi Mein Apni Bandook Ki Jagah Chatri Le Gaya.
Jungle Mein Chalte Chalte Uske Samne Ek Sher Aa Jata Hai
Shikari Chatri Ka Handle Kheench Ker Fire Kerta Hai Aur Sher Mer Jata Hai
80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehata Hai: “Yeh Kaise Ho Sakta Hai Aise Sher Thodi Na Mar Jaate Hain”
Doctor Kehta Hai: “Excatly Ab Samjhe Kuch“
Duniya Ke 5 Sabse Mushkil Kaam:
Duniya Ke 5 Sabse Mushkil Kaam:
1. Murde Ki Muth Marna
2. Ziraf Ki Gand Marna
3. Chinti Ke Boobs Dabana
4. Machar Ke Liye Condom Banana
5. Kutiya Ke Liye Bra Banana
1. Murde Ki Muth Marna
2. Ziraf Ki Gand Marna
3. Chinti Ke Boobs Dabana
4. Machar Ke Liye Condom Banana
5. Kutiya Ke Liye Bra Banana
Your kiss balance is getting low
Dear customer!
your kiss balance is getting low!!
Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now!
u have 2 free kiss,
and 3minutes hug
& will be expired on 1st August 2008
your kiss balance is getting low!!
Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now!
u have 2 free kiss,
and 3minutes hug
& will be expired on 1st August 2008
Kiss is a bootcamp
Kiss is a bootcamp,
of doing something sweet and tasted,
that at the end it can drive you to the next step
that can build a generation to generation untill generation.
of doing something sweet and tasted,
that at the end it can drive you to the next step
that can build a generation to generation untill generation.
I pressed my lips to yours
I pressed my lips to yours, my love,
To taste your kiss so sweet
You held me for a minute, love,
And that moment so soon did fleet
Aaj Kal Ke Bachche
Teacher Class Mein: “Bachho, Jimmedari Pe Ek Sentance Banao”
Santa: “Madam Ji, Agar Apke Blause Ke 4 Me Se 3 Batan Tut Jaye,
To Sari "Jimmedari" Sirf Ek Batan Par Hogi.“
Santa: “Madam Ji, Agar Apke Blause Ke 4 Me Se 3 Batan Tut Jaye,
To Sari "Jimmedari" Sirf Ek Batan Par Hogi.“
Kash banane wale ne mujhe kitab banaya hota.
Kash banane wale ne mjhe kitab bnaya hota.
Woh parhty parhty so jati mujhy seenay say lagaya hota,
Main ous k gum main rota or rota he jata.
Os nay chupky say mujhy senay say lgaya hota.
Os ko dastaan suna suna k thak sa giya.
Kash uss nay b mujhy hal-a-dil sunya hota.
Main oss ka naam leta or subho sham leta tha.
Hay afsos os ny mujhy 1 bar bolaya hota.
Main oss ki khatr trpta rha sham o sehar ~Mohsin~
Arman na hota gar os ny 1 anso he bhaya hota.
Woh parhty parhty so jati mujhy seenay say lagaya hota,
Main ous k gum main rota or rota he jata.
Os nay chupky say mujhy senay say lgaya hota.
Os ko dastaan suna suna k thak sa giya.
Kash uss nay b mujhy hal-a-dil sunya hota.
Main oss ka naam leta or subho sham leta tha.
Hay afsos os ny mujhy 1 bar bolaya hota.
Main oss ki khatr trpta rha sham o sehar ~Mohsin~
Arman na hota gar os ny 1 anso he bhaya hota.
Hum nazuk nazuk dil waley
Hum nazuk nazuk dil waley
Kabhi hastey hain kabhi rotey hain
Kabhi dil mein khwab parotey hain,
Kabhi mehfil mehfil phirtey hain,
Kabhi zaat mein gum ho jatey hain,
Kabhi chup ki mohar sajatey hain,
Kabhi geet labon par atey hain,
Kabhi sab ka dil behlatey hain,
Kabhi khud tanha ho jate hain,
Kabhi shab bhar jagtey rehtey hain,
Kabhi lambi taan k sotey hain,
Hum nazuk nazuk dil waley Bas,
apney aap mein rehtey hain…
Jin rahon pe ik umer tere sath raha hun,
Kuch roz se wo raste sunsan bohat hain..
Mil jao kabhi laut k phir aon na shayed,
Kamzor hun mein rah mein tufan bohat hain..
Ik tum hi nahi meri judai mein pareshan,
Hum bhi tu teri chah mein veeran bohat hain..
Ik tark-e-wafa pe mein usay kaise bhula dun,
Mujh per abhi os shakhs k ehsan bohat hain..
Bhar aaien na aankhein tu mein ik bat bataon,
Ab tujh se bicher jane k imkan bohat hain.. ..
Kabhi hastey hain kabhi rotey hain
Kabhi dil mein khwab parotey hain,
Kabhi mehfil mehfil phirtey hain,
Kabhi zaat mein gum ho jatey hain,
Kabhi chup ki mohar sajatey hain,
Kabhi geet labon par atey hain,
Kabhi sab ka dil behlatey hain,
Kabhi khud tanha ho jate hain,
Kabhi shab bhar jagtey rehtey hain,
Kabhi lambi taan k sotey hain,
Hum nazuk nazuk dil waley Bas,
apney aap mein rehtey hain…
Jin rahon pe ik umer tere sath raha hun,
Kuch roz se wo raste sunsan bohat hain..
Mil jao kabhi laut k phir aon na shayed,
Kamzor hun mein rah mein tufan bohat hain..
Ik tum hi nahi meri judai mein pareshan,
Hum bhi tu teri chah mein veeran bohat hain..
Ik tark-e-wafa pe mein usay kaise bhula dun,
Mujh per abhi os shakhs k ehsan bohat hain..
Bhar aaien na aankhein tu mein ik bat bataon,
Ab tujh se bicher jane k imkan bohat hain.. ..
Pyaar ka meetha “Ehsaas” dilane laga hai tu
Pyaar ka meetha “Ehsaas” dilane laga hai tu
Ab to mujh se mujhi ko churane laga hai tu
Teri chahtooN ka chaaya hai saroor is qadar
Har pal har jagah nazar aane laga hai tu
Veeraan thi yeh zindgi tere aane se pehle
Khushiyoon ke sapne mujhe dhikane laga hai tu
Har pal mujhe hota hai bas tera hi “Ehsaas”
Is qadar meri saansoN mein samaane laga hai tu
Ek pal ki bhi doori seh nahi paata hoon main
Hoke juda kyun mujhe azmaane laga hai tu
Raah chalte hue aksar hota hai yeh gumaan
Ke ban saaya saath mere aane laga hai tu
Naam koi bhi looN to naam aaye tera labooN pe
Ban ke jadu meri rooh mein samaane laga hai tu
Teri yadoon se hi aksar hota hai dil munawwar mera
Ghul ke saath lahoo ke nas nas mein samaane laga hai tu
Jaane kaun si dor hai teri aur kheench le jaati hai
Mujh ko apna deewana banaane laga hai tu
Tasvvur mein aksar hota hai yeh mehsoos mujhey
Chorr k duniya meri baNhooN mein samaane laga hai tu
Yeh to bata ke kya naam dooN iss deewangi ko
Bechain kar ke har lamha mujhey tadpaane laga hai tu
Tere khayalooN se mehekne lagti hai zindagi meri
Mere zehn-o-dil pe is qadar chhaane laga hai tu
Yeh masoomiyat yeh bholapan yeh saadgi teri
Mujh ko har adaa se ab satane laga hai tu
Zeest ke rahooN mein dhoop thi har taraf
Apney pyaar ki barish ko barsane laga hai tu
Kya is baat ka tujhey “Ehsaas” hai “Jaan”
Mere har sher mein har Gazal mein aane laga hai tu
Ab to mujh se mujhi ko churane laga hai tu
Teri chahtooN ka chaaya hai saroor is qadar
Har pal har jagah nazar aane laga hai tu
Veeraan thi yeh zindgi tere aane se pehle
Khushiyoon ke sapne mujhe dhikane laga hai tu
Har pal mujhe hota hai bas tera hi “Ehsaas”
Is qadar meri saansoN mein samaane laga hai tu
Ek pal ki bhi doori seh nahi paata hoon main
Hoke juda kyun mujhe azmaane laga hai tu
Raah chalte hue aksar hota hai yeh gumaan
Ke ban saaya saath mere aane laga hai tu
Naam koi bhi looN to naam aaye tera labooN pe
Ban ke jadu meri rooh mein samaane laga hai tu
Teri yadoon se hi aksar hota hai dil munawwar mera
Ghul ke saath lahoo ke nas nas mein samaane laga hai tu
Jaane kaun si dor hai teri aur kheench le jaati hai
Mujh ko apna deewana banaane laga hai tu
Tasvvur mein aksar hota hai yeh mehsoos mujhey
Chorr k duniya meri baNhooN mein samaane laga hai tu
Yeh to bata ke kya naam dooN iss deewangi ko
Bechain kar ke har lamha mujhey tadpaane laga hai tu
Tere khayalooN se mehekne lagti hai zindagi meri
Mere zehn-o-dil pe is qadar chhaane laga hai tu
Yeh masoomiyat yeh bholapan yeh saadgi teri
Mujh ko har adaa se ab satane laga hai tu
Zeest ke rahooN mein dhoop thi har taraf
Apney pyaar ki barish ko barsane laga hai tu
Kya is baat ka tujhey “Ehsaas” hai “Jaan”
Mere har sher mein har Gazal mein aane laga hai tu
Suno tum yad atay ho aur hum soya nahin karte
Safar tanha nahin karte
Suno aesa nahin karte
Chalo tum raz ho apna
Tumhain afsha nahin karte
Suno jis ka muqaddar ho ossey chora nahi karte
Jisay shafaf rakhhna ho ussey maila nahin karte
Jo bas jata hai dharkan main ussey bhula nahin karte
Kisi ko dil dete waqt boht socha nahin kartey
Jo pehlay sey tanha ho ussey tanha nahin karte
Suno yadain sataingi magar roya nahin karte
Suno tum yad atay ho aur hum soya nahin karte
Suno aesa nahin karte
Chalo tum raz ho apna
Tumhain afsha nahin karte
Suno jis ka muqaddar ho ossey chora nahi karte
Jisay shafaf rakhhna ho ussey maila nahin karte
Jo bas jata hai dharkan main ussey bhula nahin karte
Kisi ko dil dete waqt boht socha nahin kartey
Jo pehlay sey tanha ho ussey tanha nahin karte
Suno yadain sataingi magar roya nahin karte
Suno tum yad atay ho aur hum soya nahin karte
Jo na mil saka wo baywafa
Jo na mil saka wo baywafa
yeh bare ajeeb si baat hai
jo chala gaya mujhay chor kar
wohi aaj tak mere saath hai…
Wo roshni kay khayal main
wo na asaka raah mian muntazir
yeh khalish kahan thi visaal main
mere justojoo ko khabar nahi
na wo din rahay na wo raat rahay
jo chala gaya mujhay chor kar
wohi aaj tak mere saath hai..
Kary pyar lab pay koi gila na hoo
yeh kissi kissi ka naseeb hai
yeh karam hai uski jafa nahi
wo juda bhi rehkay qareeb hai
wo aankh hai mere ru baru
ussi haath mein mera haath hai
jo chala gaya mujhay chor kar
wohi aaj tak mere saath hai
mera nam tak jo na lay saka
jo mujhay qarar na day saka
jissay ikhtiyaar tau tha magar
mujhay apna pyar na day saka
wohi shakhs mere talassh hai
wohi dard mere hayaat hai
jo chala gaya mujhay chor kar
wohi aaj tak meray saath ha
yeh bare ajeeb si baat hai
jo chala gaya mujhay chor kar
wohi aaj tak mere saath hai…
Wo roshni kay khayal main
wo na asaka raah mian muntazir
yeh khalish kahan thi visaal main
mere justojoo ko khabar nahi
na wo din rahay na wo raat rahay
jo chala gaya mujhay chor kar
wohi aaj tak mere saath hai..
Kary pyar lab pay koi gila na hoo
yeh kissi kissi ka naseeb hai
yeh karam hai uski jafa nahi
wo juda bhi rehkay qareeb hai
wo aankh hai mere ru baru
ussi haath mein mera haath hai
jo chala gaya mujhay chor kar
wohi aaj tak mere saath hai
mera nam tak jo na lay saka
jo mujhay qarar na day saka
jissay ikhtiyaar tau tha magar
mujhay apna pyar na day saka
wohi shakhs mere talassh hai
wohi dard mere hayaat hai
jo chala gaya mujhay chor kar
wohi aaj tak meray saath ha
Kisi ki aankh se sapne chura kar kuch nahi milta
Kisi ki aankh se sapne chura kar kuch nahi milta
Mandiron se chiragon ko bujha kar kuch nahi milta
Koi aik adh sapna ho to phir accha b lagta hai
Hazaron khwab ankhon mei saja kar kuch nahi milta
Yeh accha hai ke aapas ke bharam na tootne payein
Kabhi kabhi doston ko azma kar kuch nahi milta
Amal ki sookhti rag mei zara sa khoon shamil kar
Mere humdam faqt batein bana kar kuch nahi milta
Mujhe aksar sitaron se yeh awaz aati hai
Kisike hijar mei neendein ganwa kar kuch nahi milta
Jiggr ho jayega chalni yeh ankhein khoon royengi
Ae dil Be’faiz logon se nibah kar kuch nahi milta
Mandiron se chiragon ko bujha kar kuch nahi milta
Koi aik adh sapna ho to phir accha b lagta hai
Hazaron khwab ankhon mei saja kar kuch nahi milta
Yeh accha hai ke aapas ke bharam na tootne payein
Kabhi kabhi doston ko azma kar kuch nahi milta
Amal ki sookhti rag mei zara sa khoon shamil kar
Mere humdam faqt batein bana kar kuch nahi milta
Mujhe aksar sitaron se yeh awaz aati hai
Kisike hijar mei neendein ganwa kar kuch nahi milta
Jiggr ho jayega chalni yeh ankhein khoon royengi
Ae dil Be’faiz logon se nibah kar kuch nahi milta
Sab se chupa kar dard jo woh muskura diya….
Sab se chupa kar dard jo woh muskura diya…
us ki hansi ne to aaj mujhe rula diya….
lehje se uth raha tha har ik dard ka dhuaan…
chehra bata raha tha k kuch ganwa diya…
aawaz mein thayrao tha aankhoon mein nami thi…
or keh raha tha k mein ne sab kuch bhula diya…
jane kya us ko logon sey thein shikayatein…
tanhaiyon ke daish mein khud ko basa diya…
khud bhi woh hum sey bichar kar adhura sa ho gaya….
mujh ko bhi itne logon mein tanha bana diya…
us ki hansi ne to aaj mujhe rula diya….
lehje se uth raha tha har ik dard ka dhuaan…
chehra bata raha tha k kuch ganwa diya…
aawaz mein thayrao tha aankhoon mein nami thi…
or keh raha tha k mein ne sab kuch bhula diya…
jane kya us ko logon sey thein shikayatein…
tanhaiyon ke daish mein khud ko basa diya…
khud bhi woh hum sey bichar kar adhura sa ho gaya….
mujh ko bhi itne logon mein tanha bana diya…
Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee
Kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee,
mager us din bohot daer ho jai gee ,
tum milna chaho gee mager mujh ko daikh na pao gee,
tum dhoondo gee mujhe mager daikh na pao gee,
tum tarpo gee meri yaad main or aansoo bahao gee.
mujhe daikhe bina ik pal bhe na reh pao gee.
meri yaad main tum gum sum ho jao gee,
khud apni gali ka pata bhe bhool jao gee,
mere tasauwur main tum aise kho jao gee,
koi pukare ga tum meri hi bataen dohrao gee,
or main door khara teri baychaini ko daekhta rahoon ga,
or tum kuch pal ke liye mujh se khafa ho jao gee,
or main teri bikhri zulfoon ko sunwaroon ga,
or tum sharma kar mere gale se lag jao gee,
or phir jab tum rooth kar kaheen door chali jao gee,
us din me phir tum se yahee baat kahoon ga,
kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee…
mager us din bohot daer ho jai gee ,
tum milna chaho gee mager mujh ko daikh na pao gee,
tum dhoondo gee mujhe mager daikh na pao gee,
tum tarpo gee meri yaad main or aansoo bahao gee.
mujhe daikhe bina ik pal bhe na reh pao gee.
meri yaad main tum gum sum ho jao gee,
khud apni gali ka pata bhe bhool jao gee,
mere tasauwur main tum aise kho jao gee,
koi pukare ga tum meri hi bataen dohrao gee,
or main door khara teri baychaini ko daekhta rahoon ga,
or tum kuch pal ke liye mujh se khafa ho jao gee,
or main teri bikhri zulfoon ko sunwaroon ga,
or tum sharma kar mere gale se lag jao gee,
or phir jab tum rooth kar kaheen door chali jao gee,
us din me phir tum se yahee baat kahoon ga,
kisi roz tum ko bhe meri bohot yaad aai gee…
Aadat nahi hay
Sir jhukaany ki aadat nahi hay,
Aansoo bahaany ki aadat nhi h,
Hm kho gaye to pachtao gay bohat,
Hamaari Lout k Aany ki aadat nahi hay,
Terey dar pay Muhabbat k sawali ban jaaty,
Lekin Haath phelaany ki aadat nahi hay,
Teri yaaden aziz hen bohat,
Magar Waqt ganwaany ki aadat nahi hay,
Tum sakht Dil nikle kya gila kren hum,
Shikwa -e-dil lab py laany ki aadat nahi hay,
Bad’dua b kya kren HAQ men tumhaary?
Hamain to Dil b dukhaany ki aadat nahi hay…
Aansoo bahaany ki aadat nhi h,
Hm kho gaye to pachtao gay bohat,
Hamaari Lout k Aany ki aadat nahi hay,
Terey dar pay Muhabbat k sawali ban jaaty,
Lekin Haath phelaany ki aadat nahi hay,
Teri yaaden aziz hen bohat,
Magar Waqt ganwaany ki aadat nahi hay,
Tum sakht Dil nikle kya gila kren hum,
Shikwa -e-dil lab py laany ki aadat nahi hay,
Bad’dua b kya kren HAQ men tumhaary?
Hamain to Dil b dukhaany ki aadat nahi hay…
Woh pathar dil sahi hamara bhi ye dawa hai
Woh pathar dil sahi hamara bhi ye dawa hai
Hamaray lab jinhe chu le wo pathar bol utte
Raaz-e-hasti kuch nahi aksar yehi dekha gia
Be-khabar hanste rahe aur ba-khabar rote rahe
Me khanay ki tauheen hai rindo ki hatak
Kam zarf ke haath me agar jaam diya jayai
Hum karain baat daleelon se to rud hoti hai
Is ke honton ki khamoshi bhi sanad hoti hai
Abhi mitti na khunki thi abhi paani na barsa tha
Magar bazm-e-anasir me tere hone ka charcha tha
Hamaray lab jinhe chu le wo pathar bol utte
Raaz-e-hasti kuch nahi aksar yehi dekha gia
Be-khabar hanste rahe aur ba-khabar rote rahe
Me khanay ki tauheen hai rindo ki hatak
Kam zarf ke haath me agar jaam diya jayai
Hum karain baat daleelon se to rud hoti hai
Is ke honton ki khamoshi bhi sanad hoti hai
Abhi mitti na khunki thi abhi paani na barsa tha
Magar bazm-e-anasir me tere hone ka charcha tha
Adult Jokes
1. Haddi dekha nahi ki chatna shuru. 2.Khambba dekha nahi k mutna shuru aur 3.Ghantti baji nahi ki sms padhna suru.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Ek amir aadmi ek mazdur se: sex mehnat hai ya maza. Mazdur: mazaa! Amir: woh kaise. Mazdur: agar mehnat hoti to yeh kaam b aap log hum se karwate.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Husband on firstnight:bolo hairaan karun ya pareshan. Wife:hairaan. Husband shows his 10 inch penis. Wife hairaan. Wife:ab pareshani. husband: ye khada nahi hota.
A. Malik 9226217133
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Pati suhag raat ko: priye batao tumhe chand pe le chalun yaa sitaron pe. Patni: pahle apna Rocket dikhao phir decide karungi tu kahan tak pohnchega.
Jagdish-Pune 9225638738
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Electrician Husband ask his wife: Priye yeh bata tujhe kya gham hai. Wife: Yeh hi k load zyada aur voltage kam hai!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Ek amir aadmi ek mazdur se: sex mehnat hai ya maza. Mazdur: mazaa! Amir: woh kaise. Mazdur: agar mehnat hoti to yeh kaam b aap log hum se karwate.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Husband on firstnight:bolo hairaan karun ya pareshan. Wife:hairaan. Husband shows his 10 inch penis. Wife hairaan. Wife:ab pareshani. husband: ye khada nahi hota.
A. Malik 9226217133
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Pati suhag raat ko: priye batao tumhe chand pe le chalun yaa sitaron pe. Patni: pahle apna Rocket dikhao phir decide karungi tu kahan tak pohnchega.
Jagdish-Pune 9225638738
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Electrician Husband ask his wife: Priye yeh bata tujhe kya gham hai. Wife: Yeh hi k load zyada aur voltage kam hai!
R. A. Amrohi 9373216938
Adult Jokes
Lover-have you obserdued that i have written the love letter with my blood. Girl-yes. I have done detailed inspection and found that you are HIV+VE. Sorry
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Muhawron ka Arth!
1. Gand khujana-Chinta krna. 2. Gand gisna-Mehnat krna. 3. Gand dikhana-Problem se dur bhagna. 4. Gand me ungli krna-Vyavdhan utpann krna. 5. Gand jalna-Irshya krna. 6. Gand Phatna-Darr jana 7. Gand marna-Durmani nikalna. 8. Gand marwana-Gulami krna. 9. Gand me teetar ka baal-Bahut jyada active hona. 10. Gand pe laat marna-Reject krna. 11. Gand me ghusna-Chamchagiri krna. 12. Gand gale me aana-Mushkil me fasna. 13. Gand geet gana-Khushian manana.
B. Singh(Prakash) 9990007994
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Muhawron ka Arth!
1. Gand khujana-Chinta krna. 2. Gand gisna-Mehnat krna. 3. Gand dikhana-Problem se dur bhagna. 4. Gand me ungli krna-Vyavdhan utpann krna. 5. Gand jalna-Irshya krna. 6. Gand Phatna-Darr jana 7. Gand marna-Durmani nikalna. 8. Gand marwana-Gulami krna. 9. Gand me teetar ka baal-Bahut jyada active hona. 10. Gand pe laat marna-Reject krna. 11. Gand me ghusna-Chamchagiri krna. 12. Gand gale me aana-Mushkil me fasna. 13. Gand geet gana-Khushian manana.
B. Singh(Prakash) 9990007994
Adult Jokesa
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"F" rules:
1. Find her,
2. Follow her,
3. Friend her,
4. Flirt her,
5. Finger her,
6. French her,
7. Fuck her,
8. Forget her,
9. FIND another.
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Never play with a woman's heart, she has only one
Its ok to play with her boobs,atleast she has two
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U should b thankful to government for INDIAN roads, otherwise u wud hav missed the beautiful view of Bouncing BOOBS on SCOOTIES
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Chinese Docs, a WOMEN's body has 5 rooms:
FACE-show room
BOOBS-play room
TUMMY-store room
VAGINA-men's room
ANUS-emergency room
"F" rules:
1. Find her,
2. Follow her,
3. Friend her,
4. Flirt her,
5. Finger her,
6. French her,
7. Fuck her,
8. Forget her,
9. FIND another.
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Never play with a woman's heart, she has only one
Its ok to play with her boobs,atleast she has two
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U should b thankful to government for INDIAN roads, otherwise u wud hav missed the beautiful view of Bouncing BOOBS on SCOOTIES
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Chinese Docs, a WOMEN's body has 5 rooms:
FACE-show room
BOOBS-play room
TUMMY-store room
VAGINA-men's room
ANUS-emergency room
Adult Jokes
A boy went 2 meet his GrlFrnd. When he came back Mom askd:kahan gaye the? He said GF se milne. Mom: 'KISLIYE'? Son: Haa, bahut KISS LIYE!!
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U can control your Breath but not Death, U can control your Life but not your Wife, U can control your Emotions but not.. LOOSE MOTION
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Friend in different language Hindi-dost German-freund Hebrew-Chaver French-ami Pinoy-kaibigan D utch-vrend Marathi-mitra 4 me-Kem chodina
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WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS, BRAVERY AND PATIENCE COMBINED?...Sitting on the seashore & waiting for the TSUNAMI to wash ur ass!!!;-)
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U can control your Breath but not Death, U can control your Life but not your Wife, U can control your Emotions but not.. LOOSE MOTION
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Friend in different language Hindi-dost German-freund Hebrew-Chaver French-ami Pinoy-kaibigan D utch-vrend Marathi-mitra 4 me-Kem chodina
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WHAT IS THE HEIGHT OF LAZINESS, BRAVERY AND PATIENCE COMBINED?...Sitting on the seashore & waiting for the TSUNAMI to wash ur ass!!!;-)
Adult Jokes
A boy went 2 meet his GrlFrnd. When he came back Mom askd:kahan gaye the? He said GF se milne. Mom: 'KISLIYE'? Son: Haa, bahut KISS LIYE!!
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U can control your Breath but not Death, U can control your Life but not your Wife, U can control your Emotions but not.. LOOSE MOTION
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Friend in different language Hindi-dost German-freund Hebrew-Chaver French-ami Pinoy-kaibigan D utch-vrend Marathi-mitra 4 me-Kem chodina
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Whats the height of bad luck... A man had sex in dream and got AIDS
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SWEETFUN: Wen two womn hv sex,its fire. Wen a grp of womn hv sex its camp fire. Wen two men hv sex its dandiya. Wen grp of men hv sex guess? Its caled
lathicharge..
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U can control your Breath but not Death, U can control your Life but not your Wife, U can control your Emotions but not.. LOOSE MOTION
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Friend in different language Hindi-dost German-freund Hebrew-Chaver French-ami Pinoy-kaibigan D utch-vrend Marathi-mitra 4 me-Kem chodina
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Whats the height of bad luck... A man had sex in dream and got AIDS
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SWEETFUN: Wen two womn hv sex,its fire. Wen a grp of womn hv sex its camp fire. Wen two men hv sex its dandiya. Wen grp of men hv sex guess? Its caled
lathicharge..
Adult Jokes
Whats the height of bad luck... A man had sex in dream and got AIDS
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SWEETFUN: Wen two womn hv sex,its fire. Wen a grp of womn hv sex its camp fire. Wen two men hv sex its dandiya. Wen grp of men hv sex guess? Its caled
lathicharge..
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SWEETFUN: Wen two womn hv sex,its fire. Wen a grp of womn hv sex its camp fire. Wen two men hv sex its dandiya. Wen grp of men hv sex guess? Its caled
lathicharge..
Adult Jokes
Do u know! Lund aur Gand kise kehte hai.
U dirty mind?
Gand ko Russian me Life aur Lund ko French me Happy kehte hai.
Dua hai k aap ki GAND me hamesha LUND rahe.....!
U dirty mind?
Gand ko Russian me Life aur Lund ko French me Happy kehte hai.
Dua hai k aap ki GAND me hamesha LUND rahe.....!
Adult Jokes
Father to his son:beta is saal exam mein 80% mark lena hai. Son:papa ill get 100% Father-Chutye mazak karta hai! Son: ye mazak kis chutye ne shuru ki ya tha.
Adult Jokes
Jotish: lund batao. Ladka lund batata hai. Jotish: is saal pas hojaoge,naukri lagegi aur shadi b hogi. Ladka: lund Q dekha. Jotish: muth marte marte hathon ki rekha lund par aagai hai.
Adult Jokes
Hakim sex goli bechte hue: ek loge lamba hoga. Do loge khamba hoga. Ladka: aur teen liye to. Hakim:abe bhosdike tujhe chodna hai k khodna hai
Adult Jokes
Larki Riksha wale se:kyon bhai jayega. Riksha wala: bilkul jayga. Madam abhi abhi to oil kaga k khara kiya hay. Larki: tou phir ghuma k peechay le jo.
Sadia-Faislabaad(Pakistan)
Sadia-Faislabaad(Pakistan)
Adult Jokes
Shadi k 7 din baad maa ph. Par beti se: Beti mai ne jo sari di thii woh pehni ya nahi? Beti:7 din se usne chaddi tak nahi pehne di sari kya khak pehnun.
suhagraat
Sita: 1st night kaisi rahi?
GiTA: Pehle salwar khile pe,
fir kamiz,
fir bra,
fir panty khile pe.
Sita: Fir?
Gta: fir mein b khile pe
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height of REQUEST n BRAVERY together.
wife on suhag raat: plz abhi sex nahi karenge ji, mein pregnant hu.
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Santa: I divorced my wife on the first night..
Banta: Why?
Santa: I saw the label on her panties "OK TESTED - GULRAJ & SONS"
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Sardar Ji suhagrat kaisi rahi,
oy kya batau yaar 7 baar miss call ho gaya aur 8 v baar Account me balance hi na tha
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Latest Desi Jokes
sms jokes sms shayari
GiTA: Pehle salwar khile pe,
fir kamiz,
fir bra,
fir panty khile pe.
Sita: Fir?
Gta: fir mein b khile pe
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height of REQUEST n BRAVERY together.
wife on suhag raat: plz abhi sex nahi karenge ji, mein pregnant hu.
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Santa: I divorced my wife on the first night..
Banta: Why?
Santa: I saw the label on her panties "OK TESTED - GULRAJ & SONS"
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Sardar Ji suhagrat kaisi rahi,
oy kya batau yaar 7 baar miss call ho gaya aur 8 v baar Account me balance hi na tha
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Latest Desi Jokes
sms jokes sms shayari
suhagraat
Ek 70 year ke budhe ne 20 year ki ladki se sadi ki. suhagrat ke din ladki ko MALUM nahi tha ki karna kya he? budhe ko YAAD nahi ata tha ki u
suhagraat
1 Khara Lu nd Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano
Babu
Har Larki Ka Khwab Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Har Suhagan Ki Cho ot Ka Taj Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Har Ran di K Dhande Ka Raaz Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Aur Tum Jaise Gan du on Ki gaa nd Phaar Deta Hai
1 khara Lu nd
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1st night pe srdar-heran karu ya paresan?
wife-dono
srdar-apna 1inch ka lu nd dikha kar,ho gyi na heran?
wife-ha ab paresan
srdar-ye khada h
Babu
Har Larki Ka Khwab Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Har Suhagan Ki Cho ot Ka Taj Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Har Ran di K Dhande Ka Raaz Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Aur Tum Jaise Gan du on Ki gaa nd Phaar Deta Hai
1 khara Lu nd
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1st night pe srdar-heran karu ya paresan?
wife-dono
srdar-apna 1inch ka lu nd dikha kar,ho gyi na heran?
wife-ha ab paresan
srdar-ye khada h
suhagraat
Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha.. "kya mehsus kar rahi ho?"
Patni= aajtak TOP_UP me kam chalta tha aaj se LIFETIME kar lia hai jindagibhar INCOMING free..
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1 Khara Lu nd Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano
Patni= aajtak TOP_UP me kam chalta tha aaj se LIFETIME kar lia hai jindagibhar INCOMING free..
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1 Khara Lu nd Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano
suhagraat
Sardar Ji took da blanket n slept, his wife said: sardar ji there is a hole between my legs
Sardar: ohhh & I was thinking from where cool air is coming in da blanket
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On First Night..
Wife: ji aaj mera UPVAS hai.
husband: kya mere LUUUND pe AATA laga hai jo tera UPVAS tut jayega..
Sardar: ohhh & I was thinking from where cool air is coming in da blanket
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On First Night..
Wife: ji aaj mera UPVAS hai.
husband: kya mere LUUUND pe AATA laga hai jo tera UPVAS tut jayega..
suhagraat
On wedding nite, wife slapped husband. Husband:Why? Wife: U r a Bad Fuc ker!Husband Slapped wife right back. Wife:Why? Husband:For Knowing d Difference.!!
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Suhagrat k baad Biwi: Ye jo tumne andar ghusaya wo kya tha?
PATI: Ye mera munna tha
Biwi: ise bahar hi khelaya karo, andar garmi may ulti karta hai...
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Suhagrat k baad Biwi: Ye jo tumne andar ghusaya wo kya tha?
PATI: Ye mera munna tha
Biwi: ise bahar hi khelaya karo, andar garmi may ulti karta hai...
suhagraat
Husband on suhaagrat-Teri aankho mein doob jaaun, Teri zulfon mein kho jaaun, Tere jhumko pe jhool jaaun..
Wife- Thalle vi utrenga ke kise hor nu bulaawan ?
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Wife : shadi k rat tumne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to main kasi lag rahi thi? Hus: main to mar hi jata, agar muje hanuman chalisa na yad hoti
Wife- Thalle vi utrenga ke kise hor nu bulaawan ?
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Wife : shadi k rat tumne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to main kasi lag rahi thi? Hus: main to mar hi jata, agar muje hanuman chalisa na yad hoti
suhagraat
suhag raat ko dulha bola'jani bol aaj tujhay chaand par lay joun ya taroon ki ser karooun' dulhan sharma kar boli'aap ka "rocket" 1 baar daikh loun phir decide karoungi'
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Kanjus biwi suhag raat par pati se boli.. Dheere se thoko sanam, mehngai ka zamana hain! 6-inch ki iss chiz ko, umar bhar chalana hai !
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suhag rat pe wife ko 500 ka note de k kha humne free me kabhi kiya nahi. wife ne 200 vapas de k kha humne b kabhi 300 se zyada liYA NAHI.
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Sabjiwale ki Shaadi hui. Suhag raat ko biwi ki Bra & Panty khol kar paani chidakane laga. Biwi boli- Ye kya kar rahe ho? Sabjiwala: Maal ko Taaza kar raha hoon.
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Kanjus biwi suhag raat par pati se boli.. Dheere se thoko sanam, mehngai ka zamana hain! 6-inch ki iss chiz ko, umar bhar chalana hai !
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suhag rat pe wife ko 500 ka note de k kha humne free me kabhi kiya nahi. wife ne 200 vapas de k kha humne b kabhi 300 se zyada liYA NAHI.
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Sabjiwale ki Shaadi hui. Suhag raat ko biwi ki Bra & Panty khol kar paani chidakane laga. Biwi boli- Ye kya kar rahe ho? Sabjiwala: Maal ko Taaza kar raha hoon.
suhagraat
On 1st night Santa uses all his power to push it in. Fails but proudly says: Too tight! But I'm happy I'm the 1st.
Bride: No ji. Others rem
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Suhagrat ko darvaze pe dastak hoti he to dulhan bhag k pardeke peeche chup jati hai.
bunty:Kya hua
Dulhan:Mujhe laga police ki Raid padi
Bride: No ji. Others rem
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Suhagrat ko darvaze pe dastak hoti he to dulhan bhag k pardeke peeche chup jati hai.
bunty:Kya hua
Dulhan:Mujhe laga police ki Raid padi
suhagraat
Suhag raat k baad husband ne wife se pucha. Kaisa mahsoos kiya kal raat ko. Wife Sharmate hue: Aapne to muje college k dino ki yaad dila d
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Suhag raat ke baad husband ne apni wife se pucha ki kal rat ko kya mahsus kiya to wife ne kaha 5 % sharam, 5 % dard aur 90% purani yadey...
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aik pathan suhag raat ko kuch kiye bina biwi ke sath razai orh ke so gaya. thori dair baad biwi boli: khan ji! meri taangon ke beech main sorakh hai pathan bola: tabhi main soch raha hoon ke ye thandi hawa kahan se aa rahi hai
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Suhag raat k 3 din bad dulha bahar aaya Doston ne pucha:Itne din suhag raat? Dulha:Kamino.Pehle yeh batao'Vaseline'me'Fevicol'kisne milaya
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Suhag raat ke baad husband ne apni wife se pucha ki kal rat ko kya mahsus kiya to wife ne kaha 5 % sharam, 5 % dard aur 90% purani yadey...
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aik pathan suhag raat ko kuch kiye bina biwi ke sath razai orh ke so gaya. thori dair baad biwi boli: khan ji! meri taangon ke beech main sorakh hai pathan bola: tabhi main soch raha hoon ke ye thandi hawa kahan se aa rahi hai
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Suhag raat k 3 din bad dulha bahar aaya Doston ne pucha:Itne din suhag raat? Dulha:Kamino.Pehle yeh batao'Vaseline'me'Fevicol'kisne milaya
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suhagraat
Suhagrt ko Pati Patni par chada
patni hasi
2bar fir e hua
Pati ka dimag garm hua
Pati:kyu hasti ho
Ptn:Panke m apki GAA ND dikti he!
patni hasi
2bar fir e hua
Pati ka dimag garm hua
Pati:kyu hasti ho
Ptn:Panke m apki GAA ND dikti he!
suhagraat
1 Admi suhagraat ko apni bv se bola tumhare B00BS to bahut bade he par tumhare niple nahi he.
BV boli sale kutte tu meri G@ND chat raha he
BV boli sale kutte tu meri G@ND chat raha he
Suhagraat
Suhagraat ko Hakle ne kha:Aa aa Aao na jaan Chu Chu chu chu chu..
Wife panty utarkar boli:Ab Chusle Chumle Ya Cho_dle per chu chu mat kar.
Wife panty utarkar boli:Ab Chusle Chumle Ya Cho_dle per chu chu mat kar.
A girl phoned me
A girl phoned me
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home
the other day and said …
“Come on over, there’s nobody home.”
I went over. Nobody was home
Sardar sent SMS
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Hindi Diwali SMS Messages
Diwali SMS Messages for greeting Happy Diwali to your near and dear ones on this Diwali Festival…
May the occassion bring great happiness, good health, fortune and prosperity for you and all in your family. Wish you a Happy Diwali!
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Khushian ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
aisa aaye aapke liye Diwali ka tyohar…
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Apun wishing u a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast n dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy diwali”
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Diwali parva hai khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, laxmi ka….
Is diwali aapki jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho…
“Happy Diwali”
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Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye “Diwali”
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
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Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
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Deepawali ka ye paawan tyohar,
Jeevan mein laye khushiya aapar,
Laxmi ji viraje aapke dwar,
Subhkamnayen hamari karen sweekar!!
Wish u & ur family Happy Diwali..
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Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
Happy Diwali
May the occassion bring great happiness, good health, fortune and prosperity for you and all in your family. Wish you a Happy Diwali!
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Khushian ho overflow,
masti kabhi na ho low,
dosti ka surur chaya rahe,
dhan aur shorat ki ho bauchar,
aisa aaye aapke liye Diwali ka tyohar…
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Apun wishing u a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast n dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy diwali”
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Diwali parva hai khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, laxmi ka….
Is diwali aapki jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho,
ghar par maa laxmi ka aagman ho…
“Happy Diwali”
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Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai,
Mubarak ho apko ye “Diwali”
Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
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Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho,
duniya ke unche mukam apke ho,
shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho!
Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
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Deepawali ka ye paawan tyohar,
Jeevan mein laye khushiya aapar,
Laxmi ji viraje aapke dwar,
Subhkamnayen hamari karen sweekar!!
Wish u & ur family Happy Diwali..
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Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai,
Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai,
Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur
apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai.
Happy Diwali
Diwali Poems for Kids in Hindi
We have come up with a beautiful collection of Diwali poems for you to cherish. Go over these magnificent poems where the whole aura of Diwali is captured in beautiful verses :
The sweet smell of flowers
The array of colors
Diwali is here
Firecrackers are heard
Candles are lit
Children play
Presents are given
We pray to the gods
Diwali is here.
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Joy! Joy! Joy!
We can play wid our cousins
We can eat so many sweets
We can fire crackers
We can worship Goddess Lakshmi because “It’s Diwali”
Happy Diwali
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Deep Jalty jagmagate rahin,
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahin,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahin,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari
‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahin…’
Happy Diwali
The sweet smell of flowers
The array of colors
Diwali is here
Firecrackers are heard
Candles are lit
Children play
Presents are given
We pray to the gods
Diwali is here.
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Joy! Joy! Joy!
We can play wid our cousins
We can eat so many sweets
We can fire crackers
We can worship Goddess Lakshmi because “It’s Diwali”
Happy Diwali
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Deep Jalty jagmagate rahin,
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahin,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahin,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari
‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahin…’
Happy Diwali
Naughty Diwali SMS in Hindi
Main aasha karta hun
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho..
Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo..
Happy Diwali 2010
Ki iss diwali ke sunder mauke pe,
Diwali ki aloakik Prakaash se,
Tumhare dimaag main kuch ujala ho..
Aur tum insaano jaisi vyavhaar karna shuru kardo..
Happy Diwali 2010
Diwali Wishes in Hindi
Deepak ki roshni
Patako ki awaz
Suraj ki kirane
Khushiyon ki bauchaar
Chandan ki khusboo
Apno ka pyar
Mubarak ho apko Diwali ka tyohar…
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Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de, bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !!
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Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddhi, Aaishwarya, Arogya, Pratishtha ya Saptarangi Divya ni aaple Jeevan Prakashmay hovo. Happy Deepavali
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Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho apko ye “DIWALI” Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
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Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai, Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai. * Happy Diwali *
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Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed, navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha, Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha…
* * * Happy Diwali * * *
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I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. SHUBH DIWALI…
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Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se… Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se, Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki, Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!! Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success. A Bliss from Inside
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Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye, Happy Diwali
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Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari ‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe…’ Happy Diwali
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Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali
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Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye…
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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho… Happy Diwali
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Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye, “Happy Diwali”
Patako ki awaz
Suraj ki kirane
Khushiyon ki bauchaar
Chandan ki khusboo
Apno ka pyar
Mubarak ho apko Diwali ka tyohar…
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Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de, bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !!
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Sukh, Shanti, Samadhan, Samruddhi, Aaishwarya, Arogya, Pratishtha ya Saptarangi Divya ni aaple Jeevan Prakashmay hovo. Happy Deepavali
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Diwali, Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne gagan se salam bheja hai, Mubarak ho apko ye “DIWALI” Humne tahe dil se yeh paigam bheja hai.
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Phool ki shuruvat kali se hoti hai, Zindagi ki shuruvat pyar se hoti hai, Pyar ki shuruvat apno se hoti hai aur apno ki shuruvat aapse hoti hai. * Happy Diwali *
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Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed, navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha, Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha…
* * * Happy Diwali * * *
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I Pray to God to give U Shanti, Shakti, Sampati, Swarup, Saiyam, Saadgi, Safalta, Samridhi, Sanskar, Swaasth, Sanmaan, Saraswati, aur SNEH. SHUBH DIWALI…
`
Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se… Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se, Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki, Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!! Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success. A Bliss from Inside
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Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye, Happy Diwali
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Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari ‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe…’ Happy Diwali
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Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi, Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai. Happy Diwali
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Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah Naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar Pariwar samaj me banoge Sartaj, Yehi Kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye…
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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho… Happy Diwali
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Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli, deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan, Sabko Bhaye, “Happy Diwali”
Happy Diwali Wishes & Diwali Messages
Sun glows for a day, Candle for an hour, Matchstick for a minute, But a wish can glow days forever, So here is my wish for glowing DIWALI, glowing life
A warm Diwali wish for every happiness. May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness and bright cheer, and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.
May this Deepavali, all the shadows of darkness be merge into the brightness, all your sorrows be turn into happiness, all your health, wealth & peace of mind are on high. I wish you a very happy deepavali & prosperous new year !!
May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.
A warm Diwali wish for every happiness. May the warmth and splendor, that are a part of this auspicious occasion, fill your life with happiness and bright cheer, and bring to you joy and prosperity, for the whole year.
May this Deepavali, all the shadows of darkness be merge into the brightness, all your sorrows be turn into happiness, all your health, wealth & peace of mind are on high. I wish you a very happy deepavali & prosperous new year !!
May This Diwali be as bright as ever.
May this Diwali bring joy, health and wealth to you.
May the festival of lights brighten up you and your near and dear ones lives.
May this Diwali bring in u the most brightest and choicest happiness and love you have ever Wished for.
May this Diwali bring you the utmost in peace and prosperity.
May lights triumph over darkness.
May peace transcend the earth.
May the spirit of light illuminate the world.
May the light that we celebrate at Diwali show us the way and lead us together on the path of peace and social harmony.
Happy Diwali Greetings and Diwali SMS Messages
Pal Pal Sunhare Fool Khile, Kabhi Na Ho Kaanto Ka Saamna, Jindagi Aapki Khushiyo Se Bhari Rahe, Dipawali Par Humaari Yahi Shubhkaamna.
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Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho… Happy Diwali
`
Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de, bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !!
`
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai,
dua hai hamari ‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe’
Happy Diwali
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Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se,
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
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Diwali aa rahi hai me apna man kewal Puja,Archna Aarti,Shradha Bhakti,Bhawna me hi lagana chahta hu. Aapke pados me koi rahti ho to btana. Happy Diwali.
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Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho, duniya ke unche mukam apke ho, shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho! Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
`
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka…. Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho, Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho… Happy Diwali
`
Deepak ka prakash har pal aapke Jivan me ek nayi roshni de, bas yahi shubhkamna hai hamari aapke liye Diwali ke is pawan avsar par. !! Happy Diwali !!
`
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai,
dua hai hamari ‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe’
Happy Diwali
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Ek Dua Mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se,
Chahte hai Aapki Khushi Pure imaan se,
Sab Hasratein Puri Ho Aapki,
Aur Aap Muskaraye Dil-o-Jaan se!!
Happy Diwali and New Year that leads you on the road of Success.
`
Diwali aa rahi hai me apna man kewal Puja,Archna Aarti,Shradha Bhakti,Bhawna me hi lagana chahta hu. Aapke pados me koi rahti ho to btana. Happy Diwali.
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Is diwali pe humari dua hai ki apka har sapnna pura ho, duniya ke unche mukam apke ho, shoharat ki bulandiyon par naam apka ho! Wish u a very Happy Diwali!
Wish You Happy Diwali 2010
Sun glows for a day,
Candle for an hour,
Matchstick for a minute,
But a wish can glow days forever,
So here is my wish for glowing Diwali, glowing life!!
Candle for an hour,
Matchstick for a minute,
But a wish can glow days forever,
So here is my wish for glowing Diwali, glowing life!!
Romantic SMS in Hindi
Hum iss qadar tumpe mar mittege
Tum jahan dekhoge hum hi tumhe dikhege
Rakhna har pal iss dil mein hamari yaad
Hamare baad hamare pyar ki daastaan duniya vaale likhege…
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Dil se tera Khayal na jaaye to main kya karoon??
Tu hi bata tu yaad bahot aaye to main kya karoo?
Hasrat ye hain ke ek nazar dekhloon tuzhko…
Magar Qismat wo lamha na laaye to main Kya karoo???
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Aashiq hai tere sadiyo se hum….
itni mohabbat kisne ki hai sanam….
hadd se ziyada chaaha hai tumko humne….
maange tu jaan vi toh piche hatege na kabhi mere kadam….!!!!
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Meri deewangi ki koi hadd nahin
teri soorat ke siva kuch yaad nahin
mein hu phool tere gulshan ka
tere siva mujh pe kisi ka haq nahin..
`
Teri aashiqui mein har had se guzar jayege
tu jitna bhulegi utna tujhe yaad aayege
dekh lena meri maut ke baad ae jaan-e-mann
tu bulayegi hum kabar chodke aayege…
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Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le
Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le
Khuda na kare voh phade bhi dale
To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle…
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Iss ajab daur mein aashiq bhi ajeeb hote hai
ek din dost dusre din rakeeb hote hai
iss liye toh mene mohabbat nahin ki hai
mohabbat mein toh sirf dukh naseeb hote hai…
`
Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar
koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta
teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane
tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta…
`
Masti ko muhabbat me fanaaa koun karega ..??
yeh farz mere sewa adaa koun karee ga …???
Haathoo ki lakiroun ko zaraa dekh najomi……
yeh dekh mere saath wafa koun karee ga?????
`
Dilon mein aarzu ke diye jalte rahenge
aakhon se aansu nikalte rahenge
aap shamaa bankar dil mein roshani toh karo
hum to mom bankar pighalte rahenge..
`
Apni nazar me meri nigaah phir kyon dhoondhte ho..
Apni tanhai me meri kami kyon mehsoos karte ho..
Apne ahsaason me meri chhuuan kyon talashtey ho..
Apne lafzon se aksar yeh faasley kyon taye karte ho..
`
Mohabato mein jeene wale kush nasib hai.
Mohabato mein marne wale bhi ajeeb hai.
Azeem hai hamari dastan JAANEMAN,
Faaslo par rehte hai phir hi Dil ke qareeb hai.
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Khwabon mein aate ho TUM
yaadon mein aate ho TUM
jahan mein jau jahan mein dekhu
mujhe nazar aate ho TUM
`
Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
Dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,
Hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap,
Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte..
`
Kuch nasha teri baat ka hai
Kuch nasha dhimi barsaat ka hai
Hum to kabse nashe me dub jaane ko tayyar hai
Intezar to sirf aapki mulakat ka hai..
`
Kitne pyar unhe karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua
Roz intezaar kyun karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua
Na chaah kar bhi dil kyun dukhaay unka
Itna kyun aazmaate hai unko..aaj hamein maloom hua..
`
Mulakat maut ki mehman ban gayi hai
Nazar ki duniya veeran ban gayi hai
Meri sans bhi ab meri nahi rahi
Ye zindagi aapki mohabbat par kurban ho gayi hai
`
teri mohabbat pe sakh kar ke..
humne aapne aapko kamzor sabit kya hai…
maf karde hume is kahta pe..
aakhir tere judai hi iska karan hai…
`
Duriyon ki na parwa kijiye
Dil jabhi pukare bula lijiye
Hum zyada dur nahi aapse
Bus apni aankho ko palko se mila lijiye!!
`
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi..
`
kab unki palko se izhar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone me hamare liye bhi pyaar hoga,
gujar rahi hai raate unki yaado me kabhi to unko hamara intezar hoga,?
`
Aankho me armaan diya karte hai,
hum sabki neend churaliya karte hai,
jab jab aap ki palke jhapkegi to samajh lena hum aapko yaad kiya karte hai..
`
wo na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi.
unse milne ki tamanna sukoon tabah kar gayi,
aahat hui socha asar duaa kar gayi,
darwaja khola to dekha majak humse hava kar gayi..
`
Tere intezar me palke bichhaye baithe hai.
wo ayege isiliye ummid jagaye baithe hai.
na todna kabhi milne ka wada
ki hum ab to apni jaan ki bazi lagaye baithe hai…
`
bhulana aapko na asaan hoga.
bhule jo aapko wo naadaan hoga,
aap baste ho dil me hamare,
aap hame na bhule ye aapka ehsaan hoga..
Tum jahan dekhoge hum hi tumhe dikhege
Rakhna har pal iss dil mein hamari yaad
Hamare baad hamare pyar ki daastaan duniya vaale likhege…
`
Dil se tera Khayal na jaaye to main kya karoon??
Tu hi bata tu yaad bahot aaye to main kya karoo?
Hasrat ye hain ke ek nazar dekhloon tuzhko…
Magar Qismat wo lamha na laaye to main Kya karoo???
`
Aashiq hai tere sadiyo se hum….
itni mohabbat kisne ki hai sanam….
hadd se ziyada chaaha hai tumko humne….
maange tu jaan vi toh piche hatege na kabhi mere kadam….!!!!
`
Meri deewangi ki koi hadd nahin
teri soorat ke siva kuch yaad nahin
mein hu phool tere gulshan ka
tere siva mujh pe kisi ka haq nahin..
`
Teri aashiqui mein har had se guzar jayege
tu jitna bhulegi utna tujhe yaad aayege
dekh lena meri maut ke baad ae jaan-e-mann
tu bulayegi hum kabar chodke aayege…
`
Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le
Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le
Khuda na kare voh phade bhi dale
To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle…
`
Iss ajab daur mein aashiq bhi ajeeb hote hai
ek din dost dusre din rakeeb hote hai
iss liye toh mene mohabbat nahin ki hai
mohabbat mein toh sirf dukh naseeb hote hai…
`
Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar
koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta
teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane
tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta…
`
Masti ko muhabbat me fanaaa koun karega ..??
yeh farz mere sewa adaa koun karee ga …???
Haathoo ki lakiroun ko zaraa dekh najomi……
yeh dekh mere saath wafa koun karee ga?????
`
Dilon mein aarzu ke diye jalte rahenge
aakhon se aansu nikalte rahenge
aap shamaa bankar dil mein roshani toh karo
hum to mom bankar pighalte rahenge..
`
Apni nazar me meri nigaah phir kyon dhoondhte ho..
Apni tanhai me meri kami kyon mehsoos karte ho..
Apne ahsaason me meri chhuuan kyon talashtey ho..
Apne lafzon se aksar yeh faasley kyon taye karte ho..
`
Mohabato mein jeene wale kush nasib hai.
Mohabato mein marne wale bhi ajeeb hai.
Azeem hai hamari dastan JAANEMAN,
Faaslo par rehte hai phir hi Dil ke qareeb hai.
`
Khwabon mein aate ho TUM
yaadon mein aate ho TUM
jahan mein jau jahan mein dekhu
mujhe nazar aate ho TUM
`
Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
Dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,
Hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap,
Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte..
`
Kuch nasha teri baat ka hai
Kuch nasha dhimi barsaat ka hai
Hum to kabse nashe me dub jaane ko tayyar hai
Intezar to sirf aapki mulakat ka hai..
`
Kitne pyar unhe karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua
Roz intezaar kyun karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua
Na chaah kar bhi dil kyun dukhaay unka
Itna kyun aazmaate hai unko..aaj hamein maloom hua..
`
Mulakat maut ki mehman ban gayi hai
Nazar ki duniya veeran ban gayi hai
Meri sans bhi ab meri nahi rahi
Ye zindagi aapki mohabbat par kurban ho gayi hai
`
teri mohabbat pe sakh kar ke..
humne aapne aapko kamzor sabit kya hai…
maf karde hume is kahta pe..
aakhir tere judai hi iska karan hai…
`
Duriyon ki na parwa kijiye
Dil jabhi pukare bula lijiye
Hum zyada dur nahi aapse
Bus apni aankho ko palko se mila lijiye!!
`
Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi..
`
kab unki palko se izhar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone me hamare liye bhi pyaar hoga,
gujar rahi hai raate unki yaado me kabhi to unko hamara intezar hoga,?
`
Aankho me armaan diya karte hai,
hum sabki neend churaliya karte hai,
jab jab aap ki palke jhapkegi to samajh lena hum aapko yaad kiya karte hai..
`
wo na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi.
unse milne ki tamanna sukoon tabah kar gayi,
aahat hui socha asar duaa kar gayi,
darwaja khola to dekha majak humse hava kar gayi..
`
Tere intezar me palke bichhaye baithe hai.
wo ayege isiliye ummid jagaye baithe hai.
na todna kabhi milne ka wada
ki hum ab to apni jaan ki bazi lagaye baithe hai…
`
bhulana aapko na asaan hoga.
bhule jo aapko wo naadaan hoga,
aap baste ho dil me hamare,
aap hame na bhule ye aapka ehsaan hoga..
Hindi Rainy Day SMS
Aaj badal kalay gehray hain,
aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,
Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,
bari dair say dil mein thehray hain…
`
Aaj halki halki baarish hay,
aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay,
Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain,
aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay..
`
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
`
Main Nay Uss Say Poocha Kia Dhoop Main Barish Hoti Hai
Yeh Sun Ker Wo Hansanay Lagi
Aur Hanstay Hanstay Ronay Lagi
Phir Dhoop Main Barish Honay Lagi..
`
Ab ke sawan main paani barsa bohat
Paani ki har boond main woh aaye yaad bohat
Is suhaane mausam main saath nahi tha koi
Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bohat…
aaj chand pay lakhon pehray hain,
Kuch tukray tumhari yaadon k,
bari dair say dil mein thehray hain…
`
Aaj halki halki baarish hay,
aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay,
Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain,
aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay..
`
Jab barish hoti hai, Tum yaad aate ho.
Jab kali ghata chaye, Tum yaad ate ho,
Jab bheegte hain tum yaad aate ho,
Bataoo Meri umbrella Kab wapis kro ge!
`
Main Nay Uss Say Poocha Kia Dhoop Main Barish Hoti Hai
Yeh Sun Ker Wo Hansanay Lagi
Aur Hanstay Hanstay Ronay Lagi
Phir Dhoop Main Barish Honay Lagi..
`
Ab ke sawan main paani barsa bohat
Paani ki har boond main woh aaye yaad bohat
Is suhaane mausam main saath nahi tha koi
Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bohat…
Happy Rainy Day SMS in Hindi
Barish Ki Rim Jhim bhi Kuch Ga Rahi…
Betabi Dil Pe Mere Chaah Rahi Hai…
Khusboo Hawa Beete Din La Rahi Hai…
Armano Pe Sitam Ye Dhaa Rahi…
Meri Nazar Me Koee Aa Rahi Hai…
Shamma Ki Roshini Bhi Ja Rahi Hai…
Teri Yaad Aa Rahi Hai…
Aa Rahi Hai…Aa Rahi Hai…
Betabi Dil Pe Mere Chaah Rahi Hai…
Khusboo Hawa Beete Din La Rahi Hai…
Armano Pe Sitam Ye Dhaa Rahi…
Meri Nazar Me Koee Aa Rahi Hai…
Shamma Ki Roshini Bhi Ja Rahi Hai…
Teri Yaad Aa Rahi Hai…
Aa Rahi Hai…Aa Rahi Hai…
Children’s Day SMS in Hindi
They may not always smell pure and sweet,
A dirty diaper or a dampened sheet.
But with a loving cuddle and a beautiful smile,
The joys of parenthood are all worth while.
Happy Childrens Day..!!
`
Chacha ka hai janamdivas
Sabhi bacche aayenge
Chacha ji ke phool gulab se..
Hum bache sama sab mehkayenge!
Happy Children’s Day
`
Time for some splashing fun
Cheers ‘n’ jolly time for everyone
coz it’s Children’s Day
May the love n laughter always stay on every child’s face.
Happy Childrens Day
`
Teacher Teacher, aaj naa kuch kehna humko
Aaj hum khoob mauj udayenge,
Saal bhar toh aapki humni suni
Aaj hum baate aapko apni batayenge
Happy Children’s Day!
`
We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, Yet we forget that he is someone today. Happy Children Day
`
Childhood is about innocence and playfulness. It is about joy and freedom. Happy Children’s Day…
`
Such a treasure your precious child is,
Who will thrive on every hug and kiss.
Hold them close and sing them songs;
they will only be a child for so long.
Happy Children’s Day…..
A dirty diaper or a dampened sheet.
But with a loving cuddle and a beautiful smile,
The joys of parenthood are all worth while.
Happy Childrens Day..!!
`
Chacha ka hai janamdivas
Sabhi bacche aayenge
Chacha ji ke phool gulab se..
Hum bache sama sab mehkayenge!
Happy Children’s Day
`
Time for some splashing fun
Cheers ‘n’ jolly time for everyone
coz it’s Children’s Day
May the love n laughter always stay on every child’s face.
Happy Childrens Day
`
Teacher Teacher, aaj naa kuch kehna humko
Aaj hum khoob mauj udayenge,
Saal bhar toh aapki humni suni
Aaj hum baate aapko apni batayenge
Happy Children’s Day!
`
We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, Yet we forget that he is someone today. Happy Children Day
`
Childhood is about innocence and playfulness. It is about joy and freedom. Happy Children’s Day…
`
Such a treasure your precious child is,
Who will thrive on every hug and kiss.
Hold them close and sing them songs;
they will only be a child for so long.
Happy Children’s Day…..
Birthday SMS in Hindi
Yeh special message hai just for you.
Happy happy birthday to you
Tere jaise dost dunia mein hote hai bahot few
Chhote se mere iss dil mein only hai tu
Jeeta rahe jo saalo saal jo ped woh tu
Yeh khuda se dua hai meri only for you
Happy Birthday once again to you
Yeh special message hai just for you
Happy happy birthday to you
Tere jaise dost dunia mein hote hai bahot few
Chhote se mere iss dil mein only hai tu
Jeeta rahe jo saalo saal jo ped woh tu
Yeh khuda se dua hai meri only for you
Happy Birthday once again to you
Yeh special message hai just for you
Happy Birthday Messages in Hindi
Happy Birthday msg. for whom u love.
Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye
Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye
Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha
Shayad janmdin hai tumhara iss liye
Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umr ke liye
Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis k liye
Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye
Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye
Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha
Shayad janmdin hai tumhara iss liye
Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umr ke liye
Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis k liye
Bakrid SMS in Hindi
Kash is eid par main tara bakra hota
Aur tu ne mujy pyar say pakra hota
Tu apny hathoon say mujy pathay khalati
Tu mujy main main kar kay bulati
Aur sham ko gali main sath ghumati
Sara din main taray sath rahta…
`
Allah aapko khudai ki sari neymatein de,
Allah apko khushiyan aur atah karein,
dua hamari hai aapke saath,
Bakra eid pe aap aur sabaab haasil karein !!
`
Mubarak mauka Allah ne atah farmaya,
ek baar fir bandagi ki rah pe chalaya
Adaa karna apna farz tum khuda ki liye..
Khushi se bhari ho eid ul adha apke liye !!
`
May Allah this occasion flood your life with happiness,ur heart with love,ur soul with spirtual, ur mind with wisdom,wishing u a
very Happy Bakrid Mubarik
`
Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko BAKRID MUBARAK
`
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad,
thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad,
Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko
Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy BAKRID day..
`
Ae Mere SMS Mere Dost k Pass jana
Wo Busy ho to Shor mat machana
Jab Wo Free ho jaye to Dheere se Muskrunaa
Aur Pyar se kehna k, Eid Mubarak Qubool Ho…
Aur tu ne mujy pyar say pakra hota
Tu apny hathoon say mujy pathay khalati
Tu mujy main main kar kay bulati
Aur sham ko gali main sath ghumati
Sara din main taray sath rahta…
`
Allah aapko khudai ki sari neymatein de,
Allah apko khushiyan aur atah karein,
dua hamari hai aapke saath,
Bakra eid pe aap aur sabaab haasil karein !!
`
Mubarak mauka Allah ne atah farmaya,
ek baar fir bandagi ki rah pe chalaya
Adaa karna apna farz tum khuda ki liye..
Khushi se bhari ho eid ul adha apke liye !!
`
May Allah this occasion flood your life with happiness,ur heart with love,ur soul with spirtual, ur mind with wisdom,wishing u a
very Happy Bakrid Mubarik
`
Aaj Khuda ki hum par ho Meharbani,
Karde maf hum logo ki sare Naformani,
Eid Ka din aj aao milka kare yahi wada,
Khuda ka hi raho mai hum chalange sada.
Sare Musalman ko BAKRID MUBARAK
`
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad,
thodi Si Hushi Har Bat ke Bad,
Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko
Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy BAKRID day..
`
Ae Mere SMS Mere Dost k Pass jana
Wo Busy ho to Shor mat machana
Jab Wo Free ho jaye to Dheere se Muskrunaa
Aur Pyar se kehna k, Eid Mubarak Qubool Ho…
Angry Hindi SMS
Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
You hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se sms kare to jawab dena sikho.
`
Teri dosti hm is tarha nibhayein ga,
Tm roz khafa hona hm roz manayein ga,
Par suno maan jana manane se,
Werna bheegi palkein la kar kahan jayein ga..
`
Sahil per khare khare humne shaam kardi,
apna dil or duniya aap k naam kar di,
ye bhi na socha kaise guzregi zindagi,
bina soche samjhe her khushi aap k nam kar di.
`
Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gae
hale dil humne sunaya to bura man gae
wo to har roz rulaate the humen
hum ne ek roz rulaya to bura man gae.
`
Kadam kadam pa hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt ma dosti ko yad rakhna
Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain
. . . . . . Bus apni naak saaf rakhna.
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
You hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se sms kare to jawab dena sikho.
`
Teri dosti hm is tarha nibhayein ga,
Tm roz khafa hona hm roz manayein ga,
Par suno maan jana manane se,
Werna bheegi palkein la kar kahan jayein ga..
`
Sahil per khare khare humne shaam kardi,
apna dil or duniya aap k naam kar di,
ye bhi na socha kaise guzregi zindagi,
bina soche samjhe her khushi aap k nam kar di.
`
Pyar ankon se jataya to bura man gae
hale dil humne sunaya to bura man gae
wo to har roz rulaate the humen
hum ne ek roz rulaya to bura man gae.
`
Kadam kadam pa hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt ma dosti ko yad rakhna
Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain
. . . . . . Bus apni naak saaf rakhna.
Angry SMS in Hindi
Jis ghari teriyadon ka sama hota ha,
phir humein aram kahan hota hay,
hosla mujh mein nahi tujhko bula deny ka,
kaam sadiyon ka hai, lamhon main kahan hota hai…
`
Jb chala chor ka batlanay ke zahmat bi na ke,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani ka bhi tu adaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.
`
Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,
khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.
`
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari,
jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
ab tumse kya chhupaana,
tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.
`
Hum unse pyar karte hain,
wo humse pyar karte hain.
Na wo humse baat karte,
na hum unse baat karte hain.
Bas ek dusre ko dekh kar,
time pass kiya karte hain…
phir humein aram kahan hota hay,
hosla mujh mein nahi tujhko bula deny ka,
kaam sadiyon ka hai, lamhon main kahan hota hai…
`
Jb chala chor ka batlanay ke zahmat bi na ke,
Khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
Dushmani ka bhi tu adaab hain aey dost bata,
Koi itna bi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.
`
Jab chala chor k batlanay ki zahmat bhi na ki,
khob tha dosti ek arsa nibhanay wala,
dushmani k bhi tu aadaab hain aey dost bata,
koi itna bhi na tha tujh ko batanay wala.
`
Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,
jaan ke liye kar doon kurban yaari,
jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,
ab tumse kya chhupaana,
tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari.
`
Hum unse pyar karte hain,
wo humse pyar karte hain.
Na wo humse baat karte,
na hum unse baat karte hain.
Bas ek dusre ko dekh kar,
time pass kiya karte hain…
Anniversary SMS in Hindi
Aap dono ki jodi kabhi na tute
Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe
Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki
Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute
“Happy Anniversary”
`
Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife : Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
`
Tujhe yaad kartay hain har saans kay baad,
Kabhi subha say pehle kabhi shaam kay baad,
Kabhi milo tou kuch karain batain,
Ik jaam say pehlay aik jaam kay baad,
Dil ki deewaron pay tera naam likhtay hain ,
kabhi fursat main kabhi kaam kay baad,
meray marnay kay baad bhi log tujhe pukarain gay,
Kabhi meray naam say pehlay kabhi meray naam kay baad…
Happy Anniversary!
`
Har Dost say achi baat karna fitrat hai hamari,
har dost khush rahe hasrat hai hamari,
koi hum ko yad kare na kare,
Har dost ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari….
Happy Friendship anniversary.!
Khuda kare aap ek dusre se kabhi na ruthe
Yuni ek hokar aap ye zindagi bitayein, ki
Aap dono se khushyion ke ek pal bhi na chhute
“Happy Anniversary”
`
Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife : Woh Kya?
Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
`
Tujhe yaad kartay hain har saans kay baad,
Kabhi subha say pehle kabhi shaam kay baad,
Kabhi milo tou kuch karain batain,
Ik jaam say pehlay aik jaam kay baad,
Dil ki deewaron pay tera naam likhtay hain ,
kabhi fursat main kabhi kaam kay baad,
meray marnay kay baad bhi log tujhe pukarain gay,
Kabhi meray naam say pehlay kabhi meray naam kay baad…
Happy Anniversary!
`
Har Dost say achi baat karna fitrat hai hamari,
har dost khush rahe hasrat hai hamari,
koi hum ko yad kare na kare,
Har dost ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari….
Happy Friendship anniversary.!
Best Wishes SMS in Hindi
Aapki zindagi me kabhi gam n ho,
Aapki aankhe kabhi aansuo se nami n ho,
Aapko mile zindagi bhar ki khushi,
Bhale hi uus khushi me hum na ho..
`
Aasman ka chand teri bahon me ho
Tu jo chahe teri rahon me ho
Har wo khwab ho pura jo teri ankhon me ho
Khush Kismati ki hr Lakir tere hathon me ho ..
`
Har kamyabi pe apka nam hoga,
Apke har kadam pe duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilo ka samna himmat se karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka gulam hoga…
`
Jin Rahon Per Chalo Roshniyan Hon Sath tumhare !!
Duaain Kun Kabool Hon Lab Per Na Ho Sawal Tumare !!
Jahan Bhi Raho Khush Raho !!
Aankhon Mein Na Ho Nami Tumhare !!
Mile Piyar Ki Rahon Per Aisa Humsafar !!
Jo Umar Bhar Rahe Sath Tumhare !!
`
Meri Duaon mai Shamil hai ap es Tarah,
Pholon mai Hoti hai khushbo Jis Tarah,
Khuda apki Zindagi mai itni khushiyan de,
Dharti pe hoti hai Barsaat Jis Tarah.
Aapki aankhe kabhi aansuo se nami n ho,
Aapko mile zindagi bhar ki khushi,
Bhale hi uus khushi me hum na ho..
`
Aasman ka chand teri bahon me ho
Tu jo chahe teri rahon me ho
Har wo khwab ho pura jo teri ankhon me ho
Khush Kismati ki hr Lakir tere hathon me ho ..
`
Har kamyabi pe apka nam hoga,
Apke har kadam pe duniya ka salam hoga,
Mushkilo ka samna himmat se karna,
Dua hai ek din waqt bhi apka gulam hoga…
`
Jin Rahon Per Chalo Roshniyan Hon Sath tumhare !!
Duaain Kun Kabool Hon Lab Per Na Ho Sawal Tumare !!
Jahan Bhi Raho Khush Raho !!
Aankhon Mein Na Ho Nami Tumhare !!
Mile Piyar Ki Rahon Per Aisa Humsafar !!
Jo Umar Bhar Rahe Sath Tumhare !!
`
Meri Duaon mai Shamil hai ap es Tarah,
Pholon mai Hoti hai khushbo Jis Tarah,
Khuda apki Zindagi mai itni khushiyan de,
Dharti pe hoti hai Barsaat Jis Tarah.
Break Up SMS in Hindi
Aankhen hansti hai magar dil yeh rota hai,
Mante hai jise hum manzil apni,
Humsafar uska koi aur hota hai…….
`
Aisi bewafaai ki ussne ,
Mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi….
Apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne,
Ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi……
`
Apni yadaain apni batain lay kar jana bhool gayqa.
Janay wala jaldi main tha mil kar jana bhool gaya.
Mur mur kar daikha tha usnay jatay jatay rastay main.
Jaisay usnay kahna tha kuch jo wo kehna bhool gaya.
`
Bahut hai zara si nafrat teri,
Hum ko mitane ke liye ! Ae dost !
Ek najar jo mile tere payar ki,
Maut se bhi daman chhuda lenge hum !
`
Beqadar Hogaye Hain Kuch DOST Hamare,
Jo Hamari Zarurat Tak Mehsoos Nahi Karte,
Kabhi Bohat Batien Kiya Karte The Hum se,
Ab to yaad Tak Nahi Karte!
`
Chup Hontho ki juban ye ansoo hote hain
Jo chup rahte hain fir bhi behte hain
Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye
Ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein rehte hain …
`
Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti,
Nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi hoti,
Ansoo gham ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai,
Inki pehchan asaan nahi hoti…..
Mante hai jise hum manzil apni,
Humsafar uska koi aur hota hai…….
`
Aisi bewafaai ki ussne ,
Mohabbat bhi badnaam ho gayi….
Apni mohabbat ki itni kimat vasool ki usne,
Ke hamari arthi bhi nilaam ho gayi……
`
Apni yadaain apni batain lay kar jana bhool gayqa.
Janay wala jaldi main tha mil kar jana bhool gaya.
Mur mur kar daikha tha usnay jatay jatay rastay main.
Jaisay usnay kahna tha kuch jo wo kehna bhool gaya.
`
Bahut hai zara si nafrat teri,
Hum ko mitane ke liye ! Ae dost !
Ek najar jo mile tere payar ki,
Maut se bhi daman chhuda lenge hum !
`
Beqadar Hogaye Hain Kuch DOST Hamare,
Jo Hamari Zarurat Tak Mehsoos Nahi Karte,
Kabhi Bohat Batien Kiya Karte The Hum se,
Ab to yaad Tak Nahi Karte!
`
Chup Hontho ki juban ye ansoo hote hain
Jo chup rahte hain fir bhi behte hain
Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye
Ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein rehte hain …
`
Har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti,
Nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi hoti,
Ansoo gham ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai,
Inki pehchan asaan nahi hoti…..
Broken Heart SMS in Hindi
Apne rehne tak to khushi doonga sab ko…
Jo kisi ko meri “mout” pe khushi mil jaye to kia baat hai.
`
Aaj unki dosti main kuch kami dekhi,
Chand ki chandni main kuch nami dekhi,
Udaas ho k loat aaye hum apny ghar,
Unki mehfil jab auron se jami dekhi.
`
Aasoo-on ke chalne ki aawaz nahi hoti,
Dil ke totne ki aahat nahi hoti,
Agar hota khuda ko har dard ka ehsaas,
To usey dard denay ki aadat nahi hoti!
`
Aksar jab hum aapko yaad karte hai,
Apne rab se yehi fariyaad karte hai,
Umar humari bhi lag jaye aapko,
Hum toh vaise bhi maut ka intazar karte hai.
`
Chot khate hai aur muskurate hai,
Iss dil ko sabar karna sikhate hai,
Hum to gham lekar bhi yaad rakhte,
Aur ek wo hai jo gham dekar bhi bhool jate hai.
`
Dard ki dewar per fariyad likha karte hai
Har rat tanhai ko abad kia karte hai
A khuda unnhein jarur khush rakhna
Jinhe hum tujse bhi pehle yaad kia karte hai.
Dard Bhari Shayari in Hindi
Khamoshi Bool Padi
Meri Khamoshi Bool Padi Mere Dil Ki ZubanHokar
Bataye Aasoun Ne Mere Aankh Se RawanaHokar
Sunaya Naa Dil Ka Haal Zuban Se Zamane Ke Darr Se
Sunaya Ab Apna Haal-E-Dil Hum Bezuban Hokar
Chupa Lete Hain Hum Apni Aah Ko Apne Hi Seene Mein
Magar Darti Hoon Phat Jaye Ye Aatish Fishan Hokar
Taluq Toot Gaye Subse….Unse Milte Lekin…..
Ke Ab Tho Reh Gaye Hum Sabse Naa Aashna Hokar
To Ab Badhega Humari Qismat Ka Tara Bhi
Kabhi Chamkegi Qismat Bhi Humari Kehkashan Hokar
Mangte Rehenge Milne Ki Dua Tumhari Rubb Se
Kabhi Rehmat Woh Farmayega Humpe Meherbaan Ho Ke
Thanks Best Regards
Written By
Mrs Rubina Yasmeen
Meri Khamoshi Bool Padi Mere Dil Ki ZubanHokar
Bataye Aasoun Ne Mere Aankh Se RawanaHokar
Sunaya Naa Dil Ka Haal Zuban Se Zamane Ke Darr Se
Sunaya Ab Apna Haal-E-Dil Hum Bezuban Hokar
Chupa Lete Hain Hum Apni Aah Ko Apne Hi Seene Mein
Magar Darti Hoon Phat Jaye Ye Aatish Fishan Hokar
Taluq Toot Gaye Subse….Unse Milte Lekin…..
Ke Ab Tho Reh Gaye Hum Sabse Naa Aashna Hokar
To Ab Badhega Humari Qismat Ka Tara Bhi
Kabhi Chamkegi Qismat Bhi Humari Kehkashan Hokar
Mangte Rehenge Milne Ki Dua Tumhari Rubb Se
Kabhi Rehmat Woh Farmayega Humpe Meherbaan Ho Ke
Thanks Best Regards
Written By
Mrs Rubina Yasmeen
100 Cute Hindi SMS
Latest Collection of Cute Hindi SMS
1.Raat ko jalde sy nendh a gai,
Subh uthy to diwali a gai,
Socha send karon ap ko diwali sms,
Daikha to aap ke b miss call a gai..
Wish you a very Happy Diwali.
2.Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,
na karenge kisi se vaada,
par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dosti
ka vaada
3.Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai
4.Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum,
par ankho me nami si thi,
saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi
5.Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye,
kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye,
gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe,
kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye
6.Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho
7.Movie titles related to engg students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge
7.Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai,
hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain,
humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho
se chalakte hain
8.School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
9.Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,
diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,
aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,
phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake
10.Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti,
dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti,
ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan,
mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti
11.Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho,
bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti,
thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho
12.Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he,
koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai,
maza to sath tab aye yaro,
jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai
13.Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while loosing
them bcoz friendship is not an opportunity its a
sweet rsponsibility
14.If love is sweet why does it hurt,
if love is deep why does it burn,
if love is warm why do we shiver,
if love is tender why do we cry,
if love is forever why do we die
15.God picked up a flower & dipped in honey he touched
it with love n turned into u,
he then gifted it to me & said this friend is for u
16.Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye
17.Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya
18.Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,
har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,
koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari
19.Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna,
nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
ye nahi kehte ke sath raho dur sahi par yaad rakhna
20.Fasle mita kar aapas me pyar rakhna,
dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yunhi barkarar rakhna,
bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum,
aankhon me hamesha hamara intejar rakhna
21.Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki,
s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se
sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke
s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth
saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya
to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s
22.Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara sochke karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge
23.Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari
24.Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai,
ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,
khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa,
khamiyo se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai
25.Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete,
aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete,
agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri,
to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete
26.Sabse loving kaun: TUM,
sabse sweet kaun: TUM,
sabse cute kaun: TUM,
in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM
lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM
27.Nighahe nighago se milakar to dekho,
naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho,
hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida,
apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho,
asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me,
chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho
28.Frindship opens many doors each with a different
view but none could be more beautiful view
than the door that leads to u
29.Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se
pucho kya hai judai,
yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi
30.Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR
31.Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai,
apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai,
pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai,
dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai
32.Make a heart which never breaks,
make a smile which never hurts,
make a touch which never pains,
make a friendship which never ends
33.Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta,
kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye
34.Zindagi hai nadan isiliye chup hoon,
dard hi dard subah shaam isiliye chup hoon,
keh du zamane se dastan apni,
usme aayega tera naam isiliye chup hoon
35.Hoth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
shayad nazron se vo baat ho jaye,
is ummid se karte hain intezar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne me mulakat ho jaye
36.Sehmi si nigaho mein khwab hum jaga denge,
sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge,
humare sang muskura ke to dekhiye,
hum aapke har gum bhula denge
37.Kaise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi,
bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi,
bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya kare dost,
kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi
38.Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi,
jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi,
pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi,
kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi
39.Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar,
hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar,
milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar,
phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar
40.Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he hum aap ko
manzil samajte he,
bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me
aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai
41.Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare
hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din
nayi nayi to milti
42.Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare
43.Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,
bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai
44.Happy moments praise allah,
difficult moments seek allah,
quiet moments worship allah,
painful moments trust allah,
every moments thank allah
45.Ae khuda dua ye meri khali na jaye ke mere dost ki
palkon main kabhi aansu na aaye,
aansu nikle to khushi ke nikle gum ke aansu mere hisse
me aa jaye
46.Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon mein hai,
pyar hi pyar hi bikhra in fizao mein hai,
aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye,
ab to aapke msg ka intezaar niaghon mein hai
47.Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehata hai,
har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai,
wo pal jo yaar ki baho me guzarta hai,
maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai
48.Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge,
aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge,
agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam,
tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge
49.Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,
par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai
50.Kyun kisi ki khamoshi mujhe khamosh kar jaati hai,
kyun uski udaasi muje udaas kar jaati hai,
kya rishta hai uska mera jo mujhe uski yaad har pal aa
jaati hai
51.Jab koi khayal dilse takarata hai dil na chahkar
bhi khamosh reh jata hai,
koi sab kuch kehkar pyar jatata hai toh koi kuch na
kehkar bhi pyar nibhata hai
52.Reth pe likhna to adat hai hamari isiliye toh sagar
se dushmani hai hamari,
chahe wo lakh bar apka nam mitaye, apko bhulana taqdir
nahi hamari
53.Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,
tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho
54.Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat
samajna
55.Lehar ati hai kinare se palat jati hai,
yad ati hai dil me simat jati hai,
faraq itna hai ki lehar bewaqt ati hai,
aur aap ki yaad har waqt ati hai
56.Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain,
sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki
dosti mangte hain
57.Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota,
duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de
58.Best day aaj, best gift zindagi,
best eahsaas khushi,
best feeling pyar,
best relationship dosti,
best person hum,
best friend tum hum tum
59.Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon
me asar aaj bhi hai
60.Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum
rakhte hai,
aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab
se hum roz karte hai
61.Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one
62.Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise
yaad kare use khabar ho jaye
rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe woh aap ka
humsafar ho jaye
63.Heart is like a crystal preserve it,
love is like a perfume spread it,
feelings are like flood flow it,
friendship is like umbrella come lets share it
64.Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye
65.Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe is pyar me kaisa
dhoka kar baithe
unse kya gila kare bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil
walon se dil laga baithe
66.Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti
67.Hum mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye,
bana bana kar unhe mitate gaye,
hume koi na apna bana saka,
hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye
68.Days r too busy,
hours r too fast,
sec r too few,
but there’s always time for me to remember a nice
friend like u
69.Kaun hai jo manzil se door nahin,
kaun hai jo zindagi se majboor nahin,
gunaah to sabhi karte hain,
humari nazar mein to khuda bhi bekasoor nahin
70.Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga
71.Nazroo se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai,
har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai,
dil rota hai zakham haste hai,
isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai
72.Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,
bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade,
dukh woh nahin ki unhone hume alvida kaha,
dukh to ye he ki uske bad wo khud ro pade
73.Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi,
par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo,
mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai,
kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo
74.Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai
75.Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki
yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai,
khuda kisi ko pyar pe fida na kare aur kare to juda
nakare
76.Har pal muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurakar gam bhulana zindagi hai,
jeet kar muskurana bhi kya muskurana hai,
haar kar muskurana zindagi hai
77.Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak,
hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak,
aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona,
saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak
78.A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
79.Jab se tumhe jana hai,
jab se tumhe paaya hai,
har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai
80.Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,
ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi,
log kehte hai ki hum patthar dil hain,
lekin pattharo pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahin
81.How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds
exists,
how can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when the wind
exists,
how can u tell me not 2 miss when u exists
82.Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,
hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap,
tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte
83.Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
every silence is sign of lonliness,
every smile is sign of kindness,
every sms is sign of remembrance
84.To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough,
being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is
painful,
being loved is secure but to love is insecure
85.Some people have nice eyes,
some people have nice smiles,
others have nice faces, but u have all of them with a
nice heart
86.Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,
bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai
87.Tujse dosti karne ka hisab na aya,
mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya,
hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalo me,
aur tujhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aya
88.These are some of the romantic countries in the
world,
holland: hope our love lasts & never dies,
italy: i trust & love u,
libya: love is beautiful & u also,
france: friendship remains & never comes to an end
89.Jakham aisa diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi,
aag aise lagayi ki paani se bhi bhuj na payi,
aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad main,
jinhe hamari yaad hamare guzar jane par bhi na aayi
90.Bhool jane ka hounsla na hua,
door rah kar bhi wo juda na hua,
unse mil kar kisi aur se kya milte,
koi dusra unke jaisa na hua
91.Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,
it adds flavour keeps it from being too dry & makes it
easier to swallow lifes sorrows
92.Kaanch chube to nishan reh jaata hai,
dil tute to armaan reh jaata hai,
laga to deta hai waqt marham is dil par,
phir bhi umra bhar ek zakhm reh jata hai
93.Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hai,
kaaton ko kisne yaad kiya,
hum kaaton se mohabbat karte hai,
kyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiya
94.Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hamein
aap yaad nahi aate,
mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate
95.Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,
fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,
na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,
yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta
96.Never search ur happiness in others which will make
u feel alone,
but search it in urself u will feel happy even if u
are left alone
97.Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye
98.Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,
mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,
koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai
99.Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi to aise logon se
kyu milata hai
100.Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,
kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge,
hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna,
jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge
1.Raat ko jalde sy nendh a gai,
Subh uthy to diwali a gai,
Socha send karon ap ko diwali sms,
Daikha to aap ke b miss call a gai..
Wish you a very Happy Diwali.
2.Socha tha na karenge kisi se dosti,
na karenge kisi se vaada,
par kya kare dost mila itna pyara ki karna pada dosti
ka vaada
3.Samja do apni yado ko,
wo bin bulaye pas aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar,
wo pas aakar rulaya karti hai
4.Waqt guzarta raha par sanse thami si thi,
muskura rahe the hum,
par ankho me nami si thi,
saath hamare ye jahan tha sara,
par na jaane kyu tumhari kami si thi
5.Kyu dil ke mere tukde kar diye,
kyu mere aansu ko apni muskan se baha diye,
gunah kya tha mera bus chahna tumhe,
kyu meri zindagi me tune dard bhardiye
6.Phool se pehle khusboo ko to dekho,
karne se pehle kaam ko to dekho,
kisike roop mein diwana naa bano,
surat se pehle uske dil ko to dekho
7.Movie titles related to engg students:
exams – socha na tha,
classes – kabhi kabhi,
question papers – na tum jano na hum,
copying – yaarana,
maths2 – asambhav,
maths1 – mission impossible,
environmental sciences – pyar mein kabhi kabhi,
1st semester – kuch to hai,
2nd semester – yeh kya ho raha hai,
distinction – kal ho na ho,
1st class – raju bangaya gentleman,
2nd class – dil mange more
fail – phir milenge
7.Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai,
hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain,
humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho
se chalakte hain
8.School- a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance- a contract tht keeps you poor all ur
life so tht you can die rich
nurse- a person wakes up to give you sleeping pills
marriage- a contract in which a boy loses his
bachelors degree & girl gets her masters degree
9.Apne pyar ko chupana chaha par chupa na sake,
diwane dil pe kabu hum pa na sake,
aaj itne karib se gujar gaye wo,
phir bhi unka hath hum tham na sake
10.Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti,
dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti,
ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan,
mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti
11.Gam ki aahat na aaye tere dar par,
pyar ke samander ka tum bhi ek kinara ho,
bhool se jo tapke teri aankhon say moti,
thame wohi jo tumhe sabse pyara ho
12.Mohabbat me sath to harpal hota he,
koi dikhne se hota he to koi dilse hota hai,
maza to sath tab aye yaro,
jab judai ka lamha mahsus hota hai
13.Be slow in choosing a friend & slower while loosing
them bcoz friendship is not an opportunity its a
sweet rsponsibility
14.If love is sweet why does it hurt,
if love is deep why does it burn,
if love is warm why do we shiver,
if love is tender why do we cry,
if love is forever why do we die
15.God picked up a flower & dipped in honey he touched
it with love n turned into u,
he then gifted it to me & said this friend is for u
16.Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye
17.Gham ne hasne na diya,
zamane ne rone na diya,
is uljhano ne jine na diya,
thak ke jab sitaron se panah li,
neend aayi tho aapki yaad ne sone na diya
18.Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,
har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,
koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari
19.Yaadon mein hum rahein ye ehsaas rakhna,
nazron se door sahi dil ke paas rakhna,
ye nahi kehte ke sath raho dur sahi par yaad rakhna
20.Fasle mita kar aapas me pyar rakhna,
dosti ka ye rishta hamesha yunhi barkarar rakhna,
bichad jaye kabhi aap se hum,
aankhon me hamesha hamara intejar rakhna
21.Hamne zindagi ki shurarat S se ki,
s se suraj, s se subah, s se swagat, s se saaz, s se
sangeet par phir s se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke
s se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth
saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya
to hamne s se sharab pi ne lage, so beaware of s
22.Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge,
kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge,
choice zara sochke karna,
zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge
23.Sms karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
hame lagti hai ye rasam badi pyari,
ye sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi udhari
24.Kisi na kisi pe kisi ko aetbar ho jata hai,
ajnabi koi shaks yaar ho jata hai,
khubiyo se nahi hoti mohabbat bhi sadaa,
khamiyo se bhi aksar pyaar ho jata hai
25.Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete,
aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete,
agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri,
to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete
26.Sabse loving kaun: TUM,
sabse sweet kaun: TUM,
sabse cute kaun: TUM,
in sab me TUM se zyada kaun: HUM
lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun: HUM TUM
27.Nighahe nighago se milakar to dekho,
naye logo se rishta banakar to dekho,
hasrate dil me dabane se kya faida,
apne hoton ko hilakar to dekho,
asmaan simat jayega tumhare agosh me,
chahat ki bahen failakar to dekho
28.Frindship opens many doors each with a different
view but none could be more beautiful view
than the door that leads to u
29.Tum kya jano kya hai tanhai is tute hue patte se
pucho kya hai judai,
yu bewafa ka ilzam na de zalim,
is waqt se puch kis waqt teri yaad na aayi
30.Bathmeez
Chaddar ki KAMEEZ,
Lohe ka PAIJAMA,
Bandar tera MAMA,
Billi teri MAUSI,
Kutte mera YAAR,
Aam ka AACHAR
Miss u mere YAAR
31.Aap ka ashiyana dil mein basaya hai,
apki yado ko sine se lagaya hai,
pata nahi yaad apki hi kyo aati hai,
dost to hamne auro ko bhi banaya hai
32.Make a heart which never breaks,
make a smile which never hurts,
make a touch which never pains,
make a friendship which never ends
33.Dosti gazal hai gane ke liye,
dosti nagma hai sunane ke liye,
ye wo jazba hai jo sabko nahi milta,
kyonki aap jaisa chahiye nibhane ke liye
34.Zindagi hai nadan isiliye chup hoon,
dard hi dard subah shaam isiliye chup hoon,
keh du zamane se dastan apni,
usme aayega tera naam isiliye chup hoon
35.Hoth keh nahi sakte jo fasana dil ka,
shayad nazron se vo baat ho jaye,
is ummid se karte hain intezar raat ka,
ke shayad sapne me mulakat ho jaye
36.Sehmi si nigaho mein khwab hum jaga denge,
sooni in raho pe phool hum khila denge,
humare sang muskura ke to dekhiye,
hum aapke har gum bhula denge
37.Kaise kehde ki unse milne ki chahat nahi,
bekarar dil ko ab bhi rahat nahi,
bhula dete unhe bhi magar kya kare dost,
kisi ko bhulane ki is dil ko aadat nahi
38.Mana aaj unhe hamara koi khayal nahi,
jawab dene ko hum razi he par koi sawal nahi,
pucho unke dil se kya hum unke yaar nahi,
kya hamse milne ko wo bekarar nahi
39.Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar,
hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar,
milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar,
phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar
40.Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he hum aap ko
manzil samajte he,
bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me
aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai
41.Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare
hathon me rehti
Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane her din
nayi nayi to milti
42.Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare,
jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare,
tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum,
jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare
43.Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,
bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai
44.Happy moments praise allah,
difficult moments seek allah,
quiet moments worship allah,
painful moments trust allah,
every moments thank allah
45.Ae khuda dua ye meri khali na jaye ke mere dost ki
palkon main kabhi aansu na aaye,
aansu nikle to khushi ke nikle gum ke aansu mere hisse
me aa jaye
46.Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon mein hai,
pyar hi pyar hi bikhra in fizao mein hai,
aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye,
ab to aapke msg ka intezaar niaghon mein hai
47.Mohabbat ko mohabbat ka ishara yaad rehata hai,
har pyar ko apna pyar yaad rehta hai,
wo pal jo yaar ki baho me guzarta hai,
maut tak vo nazara yaad rehta hai
48.Panchi keh rahe hai ki hum chaman chod denge,
aur sitare keh rahe hai ki hum gagan chod denge,
agar tere ishq mein mai mar bhi jau ae sanam,
tum dilse pukar lena hum kafan chod denge
49.Aansu aa jate hain aankhon mein,
par labon pe hasi lani padti hai,
yeh mohabbat bhi kya cheez hai yaaro,
jisse karte ho usi se chupani padti hai
50.Kyun kisi ki khamoshi mujhe khamosh kar jaati hai,
kyun uski udaasi muje udaas kar jaati hai,
kya rishta hai uska mera jo mujhe uski yaad har pal aa
jaati hai
51.Jab koi khayal dilse takarata hai dil na chahkar
bhi khamosh reh jata hai,
koi sab kuch kehkar pyar jatata hai toh koi kuch na
kehkar bhi pyar nibhata hai
52.Reth pe likhna to adat hai hamari isiliye toh sagar
se dushmani hai hamari,
chahe wo lakh bar apka nam mitaye, apko bhulana taqdir
nahi hamari
53.Lamhe ye sunhere kal sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi baat ho na ho,
yaadon ke hasin lamhe dil me rehenge,
tamaam umar chahe mulaqat ho na ho
54.Mere alfazon ko juth mat samajna,
yaad aati hai bahut jaldi milne ki dua karna,
ji raha tha tumhare naam par mar jau toh bewafa mat
samajna
55.Lehar ati hai kinare se palat jati hai,
yad ati hai dil me simat jati hai,
faraq itna hai ki lehar bewaqt ati hai,
aur aap ki yaad har waqt ati hai
56.Rab se aapki khushi mangte hain,
duaon me aapki hansi mangte hain,
sochte hain kya mangen aapse chalo aapki umar bhar ki
dosti mangte hain
57.Nazre na hoti to nazara na hota,
duniya main hasino ka guzara na hota,
hamse yeh mat kaho ke dil lagana chhod de,
jaake khuda se kaho hasino ko banana chhod de
58.Best day aaj, best gift zindagi,
best eahsaas khushi,
best feeling pyar,
best relationship dosti,
best person hum,
best friend tum hum tum
59.Wo laut aayega teri zindagi mein,
jiska intzaar tujhe aaj bhi hai,
maana waqt ne ki hai bewafai tujhse lekin meri duaon
me asar aaj bhi hai
60.Ruthne ka haq aap rakhte hai manane ki chahat hum
rakhte hai,
aapke hoton pe muskurahat yu hi bani rahe yehi dua rab
se hum roz karte hai
61.Kiss is not like nokia just connecting people,
not like nike just do it,
not like pepsi yeh dil mange more,
but kiss is like lays no one can eat just one
62.Kaash dil ki awaaz me itna asar ho jaye ki hum jise
yaad kare use khabar ho jaye
rab se yahi dua hai meri ki aap jise chahe woh aap ka
humsafar ho jaye
63.Heart is like a crystal preserve it,
love is like a perfume spread it,
feelings are like flood flow it,
friendship is like umbrella come lets share it
64.Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye
65.Anjane me hum apna dil gawa baithe is pyar me kaisa
dhoka kar baithe
unse kya gila kare bhool hamari hi hai jo bina dil
walon se dil laga baithe
66.Har khushi dil ke karib nahi hoti,
zindagi gamo se dur nahi hoti,
ae dost is dosti ko sanjokar rakhna,
aisi dosti har kisi ko nasib nahi hoti
67.Hum mitti ka aashiyana banate gaye,
bana bana kar unhe mitate gaye,
hume koi na apna bana saka,
hum har kisi ko apna banate gaye
68.Days r too busy,
hours r too fast,
sec r too few,
but there’s always time for me to remember a nice
friend like u
69.Kaun hai jo manzil se door nahin,
kaun hai jo zindagi se majboor nahin,
gunaah to sabhi karte hain,
humari nazar mein to khuda bhi bekasoor nahin
70.Kab unki palkon se izhaar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone mein hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi to unko bhi hamara intezar hoga
71.Nazroo se jab nazar ka takrar hota hai,
har mod par kissi ka intezaar hota hai,
dil rota hai zakham haste hai,
isi ka naam to pyaar hota hai
72.Unhone dekha aur aansu gir pade,
bhari basant mein jaise phool bikhar pade,
dukh woh nahin ki unhone hume alvida kaha,
dukh to ye he ki uske bad wo khud ro pade
73.Mana ye waqt hame yaad karne wala nahi,
par bewaqt he yaad karliya karo,
mana aapke aspas sari duniya hai,
kabhi hamari kamika bhi ehsas karliya karo
74.Nashili aankho se wo jab hamein dekhte hain,
hum ghabraakar ankhen jhuka leite hain,
kaun milaye unn ankhon se ankhen,
suna hai wo ankho se apna bana leite hai
75.Chandni raat main jab sara jahan sota hai kisi ki
yaad main koi badnaseeb rota hai,
khuda kisi ko pyar pe fida na kare aur kare to juda
nakare
76.Har pal muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurakar gam bhulana zindagi hai,
jeet kar muskurana bhi kya muskurana hai,
haar kar muskurana zindagi hai
77.Hum nibhayenge dosti marte dum tak,
hum hasayenge tumko gham se khushi tak,
aye dost kabhi humse naraz na hona,
saath rehna hamare akhiri dum tak
78.A child uses its thumb 2 chew,
an illiterate uses his thumb 2 sign,
a winner uses his thumb 2 show victory,
but a monkey is using his thumb 2 read this sms
79.Jab se tumhe jana hai,
jab se tumhe paaya hai,
har dua mein tera naam aaya hai,
taaki poochhu rab se ki yeh kaisa namoona banaya hai
80.Ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,
ret pe naam kabhi tikte nahi,
log kehte hai ki hum patthar dil hain,
lekin pattharo pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahin
81.How can u tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds
exists,
how can u tell the leaves not 2 fall when the wind
exists,
how can u tell me not 2 miss when u exists
82.Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,
hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap,
tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte
83.Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
every silence is sign of lonliness,
every smile is sign of kindness,
every sms is sign of remembrance
84.To walk is easy but 2 walk alone is tough,
being missed by someone is nice but missing someone is
painful,
being loved is secure but to love is insecure
85.Some people have nice eyes,
some people have nice smiles,
others have nice faces, but u have all of them with a
nice heart
86.Phool bankar muskurana zindagi hai,
muskurake gum bhulana zindagi hai,
milkar log khush hote hai to kya hua,
bina mile dosti nibhana bhi zindagi hai
87.Tujse dosti karne ka hisab na aya,
mere kisi bhi sawal ka jawab na aya,
hum to jagte rahe tere hi khayalo me,
aur tujhe so kar bhi hamara khawab na aya
88.These are some of the romantic countries in the
world,
holland: hope our love lasts & never dies,
italy: i trust & love u,
libya: love is beautiful & u also,
france: friendship remains & never comes to an end
89.Jakham aisa diya ki koi dawa kaam na aayi,
aag aise lagayi ki paani se bhi bhuj na payi,
aaj bhi rote hai unki yaad main,
jinhe hamari yaad hamare guzar jane par bhi na aayi
90.Bhool jane ka hounsla na hua,
door rah kar bhi wo juda na hua,
unse mil kar kisi aur se kya milte,
koi dusra unke jaisa na hua
91.Laughter is the jam on the toast of life,
it adds flavour keeps it from being too dry & makes it
easier to swallow lifes sorrows
92.Kaanch chube to nishan reh jaata hai,
dil tute to armaan reh jaata hai,
laga to deta hai waqt marham is dil par,
phir bhi umra bhar ek zakhm reh jata hai
93.Log phoolon se mohabbat karte hai,
kaaton ko kisne yaad kiya,
hum kaaton se mohabbat karte hai,
kyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiya
94.Hum agar aapse mil nahi pate aisa nahin ke hamein
aap yaad nahi aate,
mana jahan ke sab rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
par jo bas jate hai dil me phir bhulae nahi jate
95.Nazar nawaz najaro me ji nahi lagta,
fiza gai to baharo me ji nahi lagta,
na puchh mujse tere gum me kya gujarti hai,
yahi kahunga hazaron me ji nahi lagta
96.Never search ur happiness in others which will make
u feel alone,
but search it in urself u will feel happy even if u
are left alone
97.Kafi hai husn ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale pade gam se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab gamo ko bhulane ke liye
98.Fiza par asar hawaon ka hota hai,
mohabbat par asar adaon ka hota hai,
koi aisa hi kisi ka diwana nahi hota,
kuch kasoor to nigahon ka hota hai
99.Pyar ke ujalo me gum ka andhera kyu aata hai,
jisko hum chahte hai wohi kyu rulata hai,
mere khuda agar wo mera naseeb nahi to aise logon se
kyu milata hai
100.Waqt guzrega hum bikhar jayenge,
kaun jane ke hum kidhar jayenge,
hum apki parchayi hain yaad rakhna,
jahan tanhai mili wahan hum nazar ayenge
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