Sms Khajana: 2010

Arz kiya hai

Arz kiya hai koi ldki hume thukra
de to Gum nhi
wh-wh
Koi Ldki hume thukra de to gum
nhi
wh-wh
Are uski ma ka bhosda jiski
kismat me hum nhi

Dosti ka paigam

Koi aisaa ‘dost’ banaya jaaye,
Jiske aansu ko palkon me chupaya jaaye,
Rahe uska-mera rishta kuch aisa,
Ki agar vo rahe udaas to,
Hamse bhi na muskuraya jaaye

Har zkhm kisi thokr ki meharbani

Har zkhm kisi thokr ki meharbani H
Meri zindgi 1-kissa-1kahani Hai
Mita dete is dard ko dilse
Par ye dard to kisi ki akhri nishani H

Zindagi nahi hame doston

Zindagi nahi hame doston se pyaari,
Doston par haajir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankho me hamaare aansu hai to kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhari.

Is kadar hamaari ‘dosti’

Is kadar hamaari ‘dosti’ ka imtihaan na lijiye,
Kyon ho khafa ye bayaan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi galti,
Yu yaad na karke hame saja to na dijiye.

Zindagi Ko Bahhot Se Ishare Mile

Zindagi Ko Bahhot Se Ishare Mile
Kuch Dariye Mile Kuch Kinaare Mile
Saath Jab Bhi Raha To Tumhaara Raha
Ek Tum Hi To Bas Hamaare Mile
Jaan Dena Hai Kya Jaan Lena Hai Kya
Roz Jeete Hue Hi Marte Hain Log
Be Garaz Ban Gaye Aur Chalte Rahe
Ek Tum Se Hi To Har Sahare Mile
Waqt Be Waqt Aata Mere Pass Tu
Aur Mujh Se Batata Teri Aarzoo
Khushboon Se Lipat Kar Mile Har Khushi
Khwahishon Ka Tujhe Har Nazara Mile
Lamha Lamha Mera Ho Tere Naam Par
Teri Aankhon Mein Aansu Na Aayein Kabhie
Tu Kisi Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Ho Jaana Par
Mujh Ko Tujh Se Teri Dosti Hi Mile

Dosti ka paigam

"Dosti ka paigam jo aapka mila,
Dil ho gaya khush mit gaye saare gila,
Kisi Dost ko nahi mila hoga,
Dosti ka aisa sila,
Ki Saare Ghum Hogaye dooor mere,
Jab doston ke pyaar ka nazraana mila"

AISA LAGTA HAI........

Ais lagta hai....

Jo Na hua........ Honey ko hai

Aisa lagta hai

Ab Dil Mera...Khoney ko hai

Warna Dil kiyon dharakta

Saansein kiyon rukteen

Neendein meri Kiyon Urr jaateen

Aisa lagta hai

Koi.....Chehra nigaahon pe chaaney laga

Koi.... ab roz khawaabon mein aaney laga

aai rut jo Nai

Jaagey Armaan kai

Mausum..... koi Ghazal jaisey gaaney laga

Aisa lagta hai....

Jaisey Nasha...... honey ko hai

Aisa lagta hai....

Hosh Mera khoney ko hai

Mehki.... Mehki Fiza ne le Angraaiyaan

Neeli..... Neeli hain Badal ki parchaaiyaan

Thundi... Thundi hawa laai Raag naya

Goonji....Goonji si hain jaisey Shahnaiyaan

Aisa lagta hai,

Koi Mera honey ko hai

Aisa lagta hai

Hur Faasla.......khoney ko ha

Dil ne jo chaha wo:

Dil ne jo chaha wo kabi nahi paya 

Juthi muskan se humne gum ko chupaya,

Her insaan takdir ko aajmata hai,

Ek hum he hai jise her baar takdir ne aajmaya hai.

School ki life 10 the Tak,

School ki life 10 the Tak, College ki life final year tak, Love ki life shadi tak, But hamari dosti 30 Feb tak, Jab aayegi tab tod denge.Ok?

Funny Hindi SMS

Dil mein basi hai dosti teri,Ankho me basi hai tasveer teri,

Jab be aaye yaad humko teri, Hum dekhte hai TOM & JERRY

Dil Main Jagah di

Dil Main Jagah di toh Dil Tod Gaye, 

Bepanah Mohabbat ki toh Bewafai kar Gaye,

Taras Na Aaya Unhe Hamari Wafaon pe,

Isliye Tadapne ke liye Tanha Chhod Gaye.

Aaj aap ke Raat ki Acchi Shuruwat Ho,

Aaj aap ke Raat ki Acchi Shuruwat Ho,
Pyaar bhare Sapno ki Barsaat Ho,
Jinko Din Bhar Dhundhti Rahi aapki Palke,
Rub Kare Sapno Main Unse Hi Mulakaat Ho.

Ishwar ki surat jindagi

Ishwar ki surat jindagi,

Jindagi ki surat pyar,

Pyar ki surat vishwas,

Vishwas ki surat Dosti,

Aur dosti ki surat aap,

Dost hun dosti niba dungi

Dost hun dosti niba dungi, 

mai hamesha tuje dua dungi,

gum bahot suno mohabbat me,

ishq karna nahi sala dungi,

chot khaker mai muskurati hun

yeh ab bata dungi-Priya sharma

Adult

Kumor paray magir baari,Bojhai kora langto naari,Gaari chalay lawra Madan,Sange j jai vagne chodon,Haat bosheche randi ghore,Guder gandhe mo-mo kore.

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Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, I asked KAUN-SA-LAW aisa kehta he?

Dil Me Basakar Bhulaya Karte He

Na Dil Me Basakar Bhulaya Karte He

Na Hansakr Rulaya Karte Hai,

Kabhi Mehsoos Kar Ke Dekh Lena,

Hum Jaise To DiL Se Rishte Nibhaya Karte he.

Bat aisi ho ke jazbaat kam na ho

Bat aisi ho ke jazbaat kam na ho,

Khayalat aise ho ke kabhi gham na ho,

Dil ke kone mein itni jagah rakhna

Ke khali khali sa lage jab hum na ho.

Zindagi jab rulane lage

Zindagi jab rulane lage 

Itna Mushkurao ki Dard bhi Sharmane lage

Nikle na aansu ankho se kabhi

Or Kismat bhi Majbur Hokar aapko Hasane lage.

Dosti hoti hai dil-e-raaz chupane ke liye

Dosti hoti hai dil-e-raaz chupane ke liye,

Ham apni hasti mita de tumhe paane ke liye,

Milane ki tumhe fursat nahi,

Isliye SMS kar rahe hai apni yaad dilaane ke liye.

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Mulakaat maut ki mehaman ho gayi hai,

Najar ki duniya veeraan ho gayi hai,

Ab meri saanse bhi meri nahi rahi,

Ye zindagi aapki dosti par kurbaan ho gayi hai.

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Palako me kaid kuch sapne hai,

Kuch baigaane, kuch apane hai,

Na jaane kya kashish hai in khyaalo me,

Aap door hoke bhi hamaare kitane kareeb hai.

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Aakhon ki jubaan vo samajh nahi paate,

Hoth magar kuch kah nahi paate,

Ham aapse kis tarah kahe,

Koi hai jiske bina ham rah nahi paate.

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Log pyaar karate hai

Log pyaar karate hai bade shor ke saath, 

Hamane bhi kiya bade jor ke saath,

Ab nahi karana kisi aur ke saath,

Kyonki kal dekha use kisi aur ke saath

Phool ki soorat hoti

Phool ki soorat hoti hai kali-si, 

Zindagi ki soorat hoti hai pyaar-si,

Pyaar ki soorat hoti hai apano-si

Aur apano ki soorat hoti hai aap-si

Door hote hue bhi

Door hote hue bhi dosti ka rishta nibhaate hai aap,

Na jaane kyon dil ko lubhaate hai aap,

Ye kaisa karishma hai aapka,

Jo hamko itna yaad aate hai aap

Father beta

Father beta ye lo 20 rupees mummy se mat kahna
k main nokrani k sath soya tha.
beta: dad aap bohat kanjos ho mummy pore 50 deti hain
jab woh driver k sath soti hain..

Doctor to lady:

doctor to lady: kiya aap dilevery k waqat bache k baap ko
apne pass dekhna chati hain?
Lady: nahi un ko mere husband pasand nahi karte.

2007 ka faqir:

2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.
baji: abhi khana nahi bana, baad main aana.
Faqir: mera number le lo,
jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.

Father: qutub minar kahan hai?

Father: qutub minar kahan hai?
Son: pata nahi.
Father: kabhi ghar se bhi bahar nikla karo.
Son: jamil uncle koun hain?
Father pata nahi.
Son: kabhi ghar pe bhi ruka karo.

ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua

ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua. woh udas hogaya.
2nd dost : yaar udas kyon ho?
Sardar: 20 saal baad beta hua hai "woh bhi itna chota"
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sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.
freind: pani ko ullu? woh kaise?
sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiya
aur thande pani se naha liya

I asked Abhishek

I asked Abhishek what is the difference between
old Umrao Jaan and new Umrao Jaan?
Abhishek: nayi wali se apni setting hai.
aur
old wali se papa ki.

ladka hum 25 bahen bhai hain

ladka hum 25 bahen bhai hain.
ladki : kiya aap k ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
ladka : aaye the school samjh k vapas chale gaye.

ek admi:

ek admi ki car se parrot takra k behosh hogaya.
admi parrot ko ghar le gaya pinjre main rakha aur khana diya.
parrot hosh se jaga aur bola - jail?
car ka driver mar gaya kiya?

Husband;

In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband was keep watching her.
wife : ab chaloge bhi ya
Hawa k aane ka intezar kar rahe karte raho gaye?

Sardar:

Sardar sharab peeta ro raha tha.
Sharab wala : kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar : aur kiya karon? main jis ladki ka naam bhulana
chata hoon. us ka naam yaad he nahi aa raha.

Wife:

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

santa banta sms

Santa ko ek party ka card mila jisme likha tha"only pink tie"Santa waha gya,dekha aur bola-O teri,yaha to logo ne pant shirt b pehn raki hai

Har pal mere sath rahti ho

Yaad tumhari bahut aati hai,
Mere dil ki bechaini ko badhati hai.
Ek pal bhi bhool na paun tujhe mein,
Ab to hawayen bhe teri kahani sunati hai.
Har pal mere sath rahti ho,
Mere har khwab tum sajati ho.
Akele me izhaar karti ho mohbbat ka,
Par duniya se na jane kyon chhupati ho.
Jahan dekhun vahan tera hi aksh milta hai,
Har par saaya tera sath mere chalta hai.
Ek pal bhi bhool na paun tujhe mein,
Ab to hawayen bhe teri kahani sunati hai.

Chikku

Chikku- Abe, Aaj Tere Chehre Pe Kuch Jyada Hi Ronak Dikhai De Rahi Hai

Teri Bimari Kaha Gayab Ho Gayi
Mikku- Ha..Ha.
Aaj Wo Mayke Gayi Hai..

Teacher:

Teacher- TAJ MAHAL Kisne Banaya Tha?

Chikku- Ji,
KARIGAR Ne..!!

Teacher- Mera Matlab Hai,
Banvaya Kisne Tha?

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Chikku- Ji, THEKEDAAR Ne.

Chikku

Chikku- main susu subah 6 baje karta hu.
Dr- toh es me problem kya hai?

Chikku- jee meri ankh 8 baje khulti hai..

Aap Kudrat ki banayi tasveer ho

Aap Kudrat ki banayi tasveer ho,
Mere dil se judi ek janjeer ho,
Hum to us haath ko hi kaat denge,
Jis hath me Aap se judai ki lakeer ho.

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Khamoshi uski mujhpe barasti hai
Meri har aah uska dard samajhti hai
Maloom hai ki majboor hai vo
fir bhi meri nazar uske didar ko tarasti hai..

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Sabse pyara lafz "MAA" he
Sabse nazuk lafz "Aurat" he
Sabse masoom lafz "Dua" he
Sabse mushkil lafz "Intezar" he
Sabse kimti lafz "MUSKURAHt he.

Kitne Log Hai Mere Milne Wale

Kitne Log Hai Mere Milne Wale
Mere Chahne Wale
Mere Sang Hansane wale
Mere Dukh Me Rone Wale
Phir Bhi Na Jane Kyu
Ye Khwahish He

Koi Tum Sa Ho.

<><><> GHAZAL - Self Composed <><><>

MILA HAI DUNIYA SE HAR SILA MUJHKO
BAKHSH DE TANHAI YA KHUDA ! MUJHKO

HARF-HARF ZAROORI NASEEHAT HAI AGAR
NEEND MEIN CHALNA BHI TU SIKHA MUJHKO

SUNA GHAIRO(N) SE HI FASAANA TUMNE
APNI AANKHO(N) SE KAB PADAA MUJHKO

SAFFHAAT HAIN BAQI ZINDAGI KE ABHI
KASH ! FIR DE KOI RANG NAYAA MUJHKO

YE SACH TO HAI MAGAR WO BAAT AB NAHEEN
INTZAAR KABHI THA KISI KA MUJHKO

ADAA SHUKRIYA KAROON MEIN KAISE USKA
NEMATE(N) KI JISNE SAB ATAA MUJHKO

HARF-HARF ZAROORI SHIKAYAT TO NAHEEN
MILE HAMDAM KOI AB NAYAA MUJHKO

KAB,KAHAAN,KISLIYE,KYON,MAGAR,KAISE
HAR JUSTJOO KA DE HAUSLAA MUJHKO

KUCHH KHABAR TO HOGI AHSAAS TUMHE
LAGTA HAI AJNABI AAINA MUJHKO

Neha Ke Nyare Nyare Sms

Rok le kadam mudake dekh jara,
Tere peeche hai ham chodkar ye saara jahaan.
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Kahi-ankahi baaton ki ada hai dosti,
Har ranjo-gam ki dawa hai dosti,
Jameen par kami hai pujne waalon ki,
Varna is jameen par khuda hai dosti.
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Kaash dil ki aawaaz ka itna asar ho jaaye,
Ham unhe yaad kare aur unko khabar ho jaaye.
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Kisi ki chaahat par jinda rahne wale ham na the,
Kisi par mar-mitane wale ham na the,
Aadat-si pad gai hai aapko yaad karane ki,
Varna kisi ko yaad karne wale ham na the.
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Daulat aur shauharat sabke paas hai,
Khushiya aur gam sabke naseeb me hai,
Pyaar aur nafarat sabke dil me hai,
Par khushnaseeb hai ham,
Jo tum jaisa dost hamaare paas hai.

Jab kabhi aapko koi gam sataaye

Jab kabhi aapko koi gam sataaye,
Koi baat dil ko na bhaaye,
Aakhen saagar chalkaaye, yaad karke dekhana hame,
Kya pata aapka ek aansu kam ho jaaye.

Dil todna hamaari aadat nahi

Dil todna hamaari aadat nahi,

Dil ham kisi ka dukhaate nahi,

Bharosa rakhna hamaari dosti pe,

Dost bankar ham kisi ko bhulaate nahi

Badi gaharaai se chaaha hai tujhe

Badi gaharaai se chaaha hai tujhe,

Badi duaao se paaya hai tujhe

Tujhe bhulaane ki soche bhi to kaise

Kismat ki lakeero se churaya hai tujhe

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Santa Scooter pe ek Arthi Se Takra Gaya

Santa Scooter pe ek Arthi Se Takra Gaya,

Dead body Gir Gayi Log Santa Ko Pitne Lege,

Santa - Jo Gir Gaya Us Se to Puch lo Jyada Chot to Nahi Lagi !!!

Zeher Zindagi Ka Muskura ke Piyo

Zeher Zindagi Ka Muskura ke Piyo,
Rote Hue Ko Hasa ke Chalo,
Safar Zindagi Ka Kat Jayega Yuhi,
Bas Sabko Apna Bana ke Jiyo.

Ek Tu Hi Hai Jo Mere

Ek Tu Hi Hai Jo Mere Dil Ke Karib Hai,
Teri Dosti Hi Mera Accha Naseeb Hai,
Haare Hai Hum ab Tak apni Zindagi Mein,
Tera Hona Hi is Zindagi ki Jeet Hai.

Marij Doctor se

( Marij Doctor se )
Marij : Aap ka aehsaan main kabhi nahi bhulunga,
Dr : Is main aehsaan ki koi baat nahi, yeh to mera Farj tha !
Marij : Doctorsaab muje bhi Seva ka Mauka dijiye !
Dr : Aap kya kaam karte hai ?
Marij : Ji main Jallad hoon.

Bhikhari :

Bhikhari : Agar koi tumhe Bhikh main Car de to tum kya karoge ?
Dusra Bhikhari : Main Car Main Beth ke Bhikh Mangne Jaya Karunga !

Mere gaav main kabhi bijli nahi katati

Nikki : Mere gaav main kabhi bijli nahi katati !
Tikku : Fir to tum sabhi ko bahut maja aata hoga !
tum har samay Cartoon Network dekh sakte ho.
Nikki : Tum galat samaje, darasal mere gaav main Bijli hi nahi hai.

Bachhon Kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai

Teacher : Bachhon Kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai ?
Ek Chatra : Sir do prakar ke, ek Trunck call or Dusra Local Call !

Tumhe pata hai

Umesh : Tumhe pata hai pehle main bilkul chal nahi pata tha,
Sanju : accha per kab ?
Umesh : Jub main do mahine ka tha !

Biwi-ko apni palko-pe bitha-lo

Biwi-ko apni palko-pe bitha-lo,
Deke khushi uske sare gham chura-lo,
Pyar aisa karo ke sab dehkte rahe jayen,
Padosan bhi aake kahe: "Muze bhi apni BIWI
bana-lo

koi na mila aisa jis per duniya

koi na mila aisa jis per duniya luta dete

sub ne dhokha diya kis kisko bhula dete

dil ka dard dil me dabaye rakha he

bayan kiya hota to mehfil ko rula dete

Hindi Love SMS

Muskurati Rahe Ye Zindgi Tumhari,
Ye Dua Hai Har Pal Khuda Se Hamari,
Phoolo Se Sazi Ho Har Raah Tumhari,
Jis Se Mehke Har Subah Aur Shaam Tumhari..

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Aapko Her Pal Dil Yaad Karta Hai,
Dharkan Ban Ye Sine Mein Dharkta Hai,
Bas Aapko Hi Ye Aankhen Deke Ye Fariyad Karya Hai,
Na Aoge Ye Janata Hai Dil,
Phir Bhi Aapse Milne Ki Dua Karta Hai,
Kyonki Pyar To Pyar Hota Hai…

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Labon Pe Bulbul Ke Taraana Aa Jaaye,
Bahaaron Ka Fir Wo Zamaana Aa Jaaye.
Badi Aarzoo Hai Seene Mein,
Ik Pal Ke Liye Mera Deewaana Aa Jaaye…

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Kissi Ki Aankhon Mein Poori Duniya Nazar Aaye,
Aur Poori Duniya Mein Bass Ik Wohi Nazar Aaye,
To Samajh Lena Mohabbatt Ho Gayee Hai,
Woh Mohabbatt Jo Ibaadatt Ban Gayee Hai…

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Dil Mein Ho Sachchi Chah Toh,
Zindgi Khud Be Khud Byan Hoti Hai,
Kal Kisne Dekha Jiyo Toh,
Har Pal Mein Hee Jaan Hoti Hai…

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Jazbaat Behkate Hain Jab Tumse Milta Hun,
Armaan Machalte Hai Jab Tumse Milta Hun,
Saath Hum Dono Ka Koi Bardasht Nahi Karta,
Sab Humse Jalte Hai Jab Tumse Milta Hun..

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Na Jane Wo Kab Haseen Raat Hogi,
Jab Unki Nigahen Humari Nigahon Ke Saath Hongi,
Baithe Hai Hum Uss Raat Ke Intezaar Mein,
Jab Unke Hontho Ki Surkhiya Humare Honthon Ke Saath Hongi.

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Log To Ishq Mein Qurban Ho Jate Hai,
Aye Dost Hum To Sirf Pagal Hue Baithe Hai,
Dekha Hai Kya Tumne Wo Taj-E-Mahal,
Jise Log Yaadein Mumtaz Bhi Kehte Hai…

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Pyaar To Pyaar Hai, Pyaar Ko Hum Pyaar Karein,
Dil To Dil Hai, Jisko Hum Bekarar Karein,
Mohabbat To Faqt Ek Arzoo Hai Tumhe Pane Ki,
Aap To Aap Hai Jis Par Jaan Nisar Hum Karein.

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Chahat Teri Pehchan Hai Meri,
Mahobbat Teri Shaan Hai Meri,
Hoke Juda Tujse Kya Reh Paunga,
Tu To Aakhir Jaan Hai Meri…

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Teri Palkon Mein Kabhi Na Aansu Aye,
Yahi Duwa Hai Rab Se Meri,
Tere Chahre Se Kabhi Muskan Na Jaye,
Yahi Duwa Hai Rab Se Meri,
Teri Zindagi Me Aye Hum,
Yahi Duwa Hai Rab Se Meri…

Dil ki kalam se

Jab dil tut ta hai to aawaj nahi hoti,

Tum jaisi haseen kisi ka mohtaaj nahi hoti

Tum meri jindagi kya sawarogi,

Ye jindagi khuli kitab nahi hoti

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Doli nikalegi jab ghar se teri,

Ashk ki bahenge tab najar se meri,

Jab kabhi hoga tera shamasano me aana,

Naam tera he gunjega kabra se meri,
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Jaise tel ki jarurat hoti hai

chirag jalane ke liye,

Waise pyar be jaruri hai

jindagi chalane ke liye,

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Jindagi ki rahon me

yaron ranjo gum ke mele hai,

Beed hai kayamat ki,

Aur yahan hum akele hai.
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Mil jaye mujhe sukun thoda,

Ek baar sine pe hath rakh de

Tute hue dil ke tukde ko

Tu jara ek sath rakh de.

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Ishwar ki surat jindagi,

Ishwar ki surat jindagi,

Jindagi ki surat pyar,

Pyar ki surat vishwas,

Vishwas ki surat Dosti,

Aur dosti ki surat aap,

Yeh Kaisi Bebasi Hai

Na Tujhe Chod Sakte Hain Tere Ho Bhi Nahi Sakte
Yeh Kaisi Bebasi Hai Aaj Hum Ro Bhi Nahi Sakte

Yeh Kaisa Dard Hai Pal-Pal Humein Tadpaaye Rakhta Hai
Tumhari Yaad Aati Hai To Phir So Bhi Nahi Sakte

Chhupa Sakte Hain Aur Na Dikha Sakte Hain Logon Ko
Kuch Aise Daagh Hain Dil Per Jo Hum Dho Bhi Nahi Sakte

Kahaa To Tha Chod Denge Yeh Nagar Phir Ruk Gaye Lekin
Tumhein Paa To Nahi Sakte Magar Kho Bhi Nahi Sakte

Hamaaraa ek Hona Bhi Nahi Mumkin Raha Ab To
Jeeyein Kaise Ke Tum Se Door Reh Bhi Nahi Sakte....

Top Ten Judaai Sms

Teri judaai mein roney ki aadat hogaye..
Ke tujhse juda hokar bhi jeeney ki aadat hogayee

Tum laut ke aaogey humsey milney
Roz dil ko behlaney ki aadat hogayee

Terey waadey pe kya bharosa kiya humney
Keh shab bhar tera intezaar karney ki aadat hogayee

Khushi mein bhi hum kya muskuratey keh
Teri judaai mein roney ki aadat hogayee

Kaafiley nikal gaye humein chhor keh
Keh ab tou tanha safar ki aadat hogayee

Har morh par mili ghum ki parchhaiyaan
Zindagi se samjhota karney ki aadat hogayee

Jaantey thay keh nahi hosaktey kabhi tum hamarey
Phir bhi khuda se tujhey maangney ki aadat hogayee

Paiman-e-wafaa kya hai humey kya maloom *saahil*
Keh bewafaaon se dil laganey ki aadat hogayee

Top Ten Dil Se Sms

Mohabbat ka ajeeb karobaar hum ne kiya,
Woh be wafa sehi magar pyaar hum ne kiya,
agar woh chor gya to mat keho bura us ko,
Qasoor uska nhe "Aitebaar" hum ne kiya !

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Unhe to fursat nahi hume yaad karne ki
humara waqt guzarta hai unki fariyad karke
wo aaye mere lash pe to kehna
abhi soya hai tujhe yaad karke !

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Pal bhar mein tut jaye wo kasam nahi,
ishq ko bhool jaye wo hum nahi,
tum bewafa bano is baat mein dam nahi,
kyunki hamari wafa bhi kuchh kam nahi.

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Chahte the jinhe unke dil badal gaye
samandar gehre the sahil badal gaye
Katal aisa hua tukdo me mera
kabhi badle khanzar to kabhi katil badal gaye.

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hum uski yaad mai barso rote rahe
Bewafa wo nikle badnam hum hote rahe..
pyar me madhoshi ka aalam to dekhiye,
dhul chehre pe thi aur hum aaina dhote rahe.

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Gamo ki Barsaat Samete Huay Betha hu.
Kisi Bewafa se Dhokha Khai Bhetha hu.
Jane Kab Dega Uper wala Mot Mujh ko,
Ab To bas Khuda ke Bharosay Aas lagay Betha hu.

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Unko Apne Haal ka Hisaab Kya Dete?
Sawal Saare Galat The, Hum Jawab Kya Dete?
Wo Toh Lafzo Ki Hifazat Bhi Naa Kr Sake...
Phr Unke Hath Mein Zndgi Ki Puri Kitaab Kya Dete???

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Raha jo dil mein dhadkan ban ke
bichda mujhse vo bewafa ban ke
na ummid rahi jeene ki ab ae dosto
milli hamein dava bhi ek sazaa ban ke.

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aub toh gham sehne ki aadat si ho gayi hai
raat ko chhup chhup rone ki aadat si ho gayi hai
tu Bewafa hai….khel mere dil se ji bhar ke
hamein toh ab chot khaane ki aadat si ho gayi hai.

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Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye,
Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,
Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,
taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye.

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Dosto aap ke bahut saare emails
mil rahe hai shukriya ummid hai
or bhi aisa hi pyaar dete rahoge email ke jariye.

Good Morning!

Baharo ka sama hota hai apke aane se phool khilte hai aapke sharmane se. Jyada mat soiye janab kyoki har subah hoti hai apke Muskurane se. Good Morning.

Top Ten Adults

Dekha hai lab-e-baam pe ek chand ka tukda. Lakh koshish ki par ek jhant na ukhda.
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Shampoo ki add mein bal dikhate hai.Cream or powder ki add mein chehra dikhate hai. lekin whisper ki add mein kuch nahi dikhate hai..! JAGO GRAHAK JAGO (
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Subah me karoge to uljhan, Dophar me karoge to tadap sham me karoge to bekarari rat ne karoge..... you are a dirty mind! mai sms ki bat kar raha ho
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Muskan ko hoto tak laya mat karo, boobs ko upar se dikhaya mat karo, log haath me land liye phirte hai, apni gaand itni hilaya mat karo.
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Yeh teer )--------) sms bhejne wale ki shaam mein aur parne wale ki gaand mein.

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Na chahat hai sitaro ki, na tamanna hai nazaron ki. Aap jaisa ek dost mil jae to maa chod de hazaron ki.
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Ladki kare virod, nirodh laga ke chod. (SANJU sanju_022@yahoo.com)
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Mili hai saza unse dil lagane ki, nazar lag gai humare pyar ko zamane ki. qabr se nikle dono hath kahete hai, aarzu rahgai unke BOOBS dabane ki. -=(*)=-
1.Lelo lelo mera lelo. 2.Bolo bolo apni kholo 3.kholo kholo apni khol k dekho. 4.Kitna bada hai mera... Ans... 1.dil 2.zuban 3.aankhe 4.dil re

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Hontho pe shabab k paimane nahi aate, sahil pe samundar k khazane nahi aate. Gajar muli mein jane kya baat hai aisi, pas hum rahte par chudane nahi aate.

Ladki boli 200 lungi,

Ladki boli 200 lungi, hil hil ke dungi, Ladka bola 100 dunga hil mat mai khud hi lunga. Ludki boli 100 bhi bacha le haath se hila le.

Kaun kahta hai apni judai hogi

Kaun kahta hai apni judai hogi, ye afwaa to kisi chodu ne udai hoi. Shan se rahenge apki gand me lund daal kar itni to jagah humne banai hogi

Narad ko aaya ek kanya pe krodh

Narad ko aaya ek kanya pe krodh, usne lena chaha pratishod aur kanya ko diya chod, Uspe kanya boli narad madarchod chod diya bina nirodh...

Dekh tere lavde ki halat hui insan

Dekh tere lavde ki halat hui insan, usme bachi nahi ab jaan. boll dikhayi, chut dikhayi, dikhayi use re gaand, phir bhi utha nahi shaitan...

ARZ KIYA HAI...

ARZ KIYA HAI... Jawani tere lund pe kuch istarha aayi, jawani tere lund pe kuch istarha aayi, Kutte ki gaand bhi tujhe chut nazar aai

Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho

Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho, Agar baat kare koi to itrate bahut ho, Dil chahta hai tumhari GAND mardu par suna hai tum chillate bahut ho.

Girl come late, BOY

Girl come late, BOY: Chand sitaro ko nind aa rahi hai, teri maa ki chut tu ab aa rahi hai. GIRL: Maa ki chut ka na de wasta, kholti hun chaddi kar le nashta.

Mere Hathoon Ki Lakiroon Main

Mere Hathoon Ki Lakiroon Main Ye Aaib Chupa Hai Mohsin...

Main Jis Shakhs Ko Chu Loon Wo Mera Nahin Rehta...

How did Mallika get such a huge set of boobs..?

How did Mallika get such a huge set of boobs..?

.
exactly...

aisehi...
D ABA DABA K
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Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay"
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Munnabhai: yaar circuit ye RAM NAVMI kyu manai jati hai? Circuit: simple bhai, is din Shri Ramji 8 vi pass karke 9th class me aaye the.
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Santa : THIHAR Jail se kaidiyo ke liye 999 shirts & 1000 pants ka order hai. Banta : 1 shirt kam kyun ? Santa : SALMAN KHAN IS COMING..

Circuit:Bhai US Rashtrapati kidherko rehta hai

Circuit:Bhai US Rashtrapati kidherko rehta hai? Munna:DHOBIGHAT pe Cirt:Dhobighat boletoh? Munna:Englsh mein usko WASHING TOWN bolne ka
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Mallika: I have been ra ped in d dark by a sardar! Police: How do u know that he was a sardar? Malika: Cxz I had to tell him what 2 do & how 2 do.
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A boy proposed a girl in new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA
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Why does Adnan Sami sing - "Gilla Gilla... Gilla Gilla..." B'coz.. Huggies are not available in ELEPHANT size...
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Amitab- mere pas bangla he,gadi he, pesa he.tumhre pas kya he? Sashi-mere pas b bangla he,gadi he, pesa he.Bchn-Sala tofir maa kiske pa
R.A.Amrohi
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Life is 1 LAKSHYA, So Never Depend Upon NASEEB Bcoz JO JITA WOHI SIKANDAR So Do GOLMAAL, folow BIG-B, & Create DHOOM bt Never Forgt Me, I'M The GURU.
A. Malik-Malegaon

Circuit: bhai. Ameriba ka Capital kya hai?

Circuit: bhai. Ameriba ka Capital kya hai?
Munnabhai: Dhobi Ghaat
Circuit: bhai. Dhobighaat bole to....?
Munnabhai: Washington mamu.....
R. A. Amrohi
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Subh ki pahli pahli kiran pyara sa pyam le kar aayi hai. Utho nahalo pata nahi raat me sapno me. .... Malika ya Bipasha aayi ho.
R. A. Amrohi
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Abhishek on Suhagrat: teri ankho mein doop jau. Teri zulfo mei kho jaau tere jhumke pe jhool jaau.
Aish: neeche b utrega ki salman ko bulau.
R. A. Amrohi

Bhakt:

Bhakt: Mujhe wardan do k mai dobara zinda ho sakun.

Bhagwaan: Asambhav yeh kaam hum nahi kewal Ekta Kapoor hi kar sakti hai!

A. Malik-Malegaon -=(*)=-
Circuit: Bhai ye digestive system bole to? Munna Bhai: Bole to simple yar, woh system jo sidhe haath se start hokar ulte haat par khatam hota hai!

R. A. Amrohi -=(*)=-
Salman: aaj mere bap k pas 14 car hai, 18 bikes hai, 4 banglow hai. 3 farm house hai tumare pas kya he?
Amitabh: mere bete k pas tera maal hai!
A.Malik-Malegaon

Director to malika

Director tn malika suharaat ka scene hai tumhe hero kn glass me dudh pilana hai. Malika said. Agar glass me pilana hi hai to vidya balan ko bula lite.
S. Saddam
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Gabbar-Basanti tatti kar. Viru:basanti en kutto k samne tatti mat karna. Ye tujhe pani nahi denge aur teri gand mujhse chatwayenge.
Sandy-Mumbai
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Height of confidence.
Malilika sheravat gives hand kerchief to a tailor and asks to stitch three dresses. Tailor replies what to do with remaining cloth!
R. A. Amrohi
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Aap k liye film mein baat ki hai. Chota sa role hai. Vilon aap ko khandar me nachate hai. Film ka naam hai....
Khandar mein bandar ka Naach!

Munna aur Sarkit ek car me bomb laga rahe the

Munna aur Sarkit ek car me bomb laga rahe the.. Munna:agar bomb lagate samay blast ho gaya to..! Sarkit:tension nahi leneka bhai. Mere paas aur ek hai.
R. A. Amrohi
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Malika Sherawat ne baba Ramdev se pucha. "Main nahate samay kya lagau ki mera yauvan surakshit rahe?" baaji bole...
"Apne bathroom ki Chitkani"
A. Malik-Malegaon
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"Behind a successful man there is a woman" according to film guru. And "behind success of 11 girls there is a man" according to Chakde India! so boys rock..
A. Malik-Malegaon
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Phulo mein gulab. Bollywood me Amitabh. Tenis me Sania. Music me himesh. Stil me mittal. Business me Ambani. Criket me dhoni aur sms me apun famous hai na.
A. Malik-Malegaon
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Amitaab: aj kal badi weekness feel kar raha hoon. Pata hai Q? Q k zee cinema par har aurat kehti hai. Har shanivar ki raat amitabh ke saath!

Principal;

Principal
bola
agar
koi student
girls hostel
me
gaya to,1st time
100Rs fine
2time200 & 3 time500,
munnabhai
bola
monthly
pass ka
kya lega MAMU
Shaikh Saddam

Rakhi Sawant goes to L.I.C.

Rakhi Sawant goes to L.I.C. office to Insure her "LIPS" . The L.I.C. officer refuses and says : ' Sorry madam , we don't cover public property.....'
R.A.Amrohi
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Viru:Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna.
Basanti:Excuse me Mr.Who d hel r u 2 order me like dis U stupid guy using abusive language. Hey Gabbar lets DJ Yaar
R.A.Amrohi
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Rakhi sawant Remix-

Ek pardesi meri BRA le gaya,

jate jate mitha mitha Dudh pi gaya.

Jane anjane muje pata na chala,

Dhire dhire apni malai de gaya..
Firoz khan Amrohi

VIRU:

Salman khan aur Mallika ki shadi hojane par kis ka bil sabse kam aye ga.......??? LAUNDRY KA!

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Gandhiji aur Mallika sherawat mein kya samanta hai. dono ne kapre tyag diye, pahle nd desh k liye aur dusre ne deshwasyon k liye.

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HRITIK: mere pass gaadi hai, bangla hai bank balance hai tere pass kya hai? ABISHEKH:mere baap k sar pe baal hai.

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VIRU: thakur gabbar teri bahen ka rape kar raha hai, aur wo puch rahi hai... THAKUR: kya puch rahi hai VIRU:puch rahi hai k gabbar se kya lena hai badla ya PAYMENT!

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IMPORTENT NOTICE: Dipasha ka rape ho gaya hai aur police mere piche hai, tu bhi bhag le kuon k dipasha ki kutya ka bhi rape hua hai aur ilzam tujh par hai.

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GABBAR: basanti chaddi utar. VIRU: basanti inn kutton k samne mat chaddi utarna. BASANTI:tension mat le viru mai ne chaddi pehni hi nahi hai.

CIRCUIT:

CIRCUIT: bhai, agar bapu k samne rape hoga to bapu kya bolega? MUNNABHAI: mamu, bapu bolega ek side hogaya ab dusra..!

Mallika to shopkeeper:

Mallika to shopkeeper: Aapke pass 12 inch ka condom hai kya Shopkeeper: Han hai kitna dun? Mallika: Ji mujhe nahi chahiye ye condom jo bhi le mujhe turant batana.

POLICE-100, LOVE-143

POLICE-100, LOVE-143, FRAUD-420, SOAP-501, MUSLIMS-786, CIGARRETE-555, BEER-5000, JAMES.BOND-007 Aur DON-9370079797 Yaad rakhiyo

Waise to tere khade lund ki talash

Waise to tere khade lund ki talash 11 mulkon ki ludkiya kar rahi hai. par vo nahi janti k tere lund ka khada hona muskil hi nahi NAMUMKIN hai..!

Similarity between Gandhi,

Similarity between Gandhi, Salman and Mallika. Thino ne kapde ka tyag kiya. ek ne DESH k liye, Dusre ne AISH k liye, aur tisre ne CASH k liye.

Don ne apni paint utarkar apni

Don ne apni paint utarkar apni Girlfriend ko 61 62 karne k lie kaha, girlfriend ne DON ka chota sa baburao dekhkar kaha DON KA PAKADNA MUSHKIL HI NAHI NAMUMKIN HAI!

BOBY DEOL ek din MALLIKA

BOBY DEOL ek din MALLIKA ko chodte chodte pura andar chala jata hai, Andar SUNNY DEOL milta hai,BOBY chillata hai: Paji tum yahan SHARAM nahi aati. SUNNY: Oye zyada shor na macha warna DHARMENDRA PAPAJI uth jayege!

Ek mandir me buri nazar

Ek mandir me buri nazar wale GHAYAB ho jate hai. ABHISHEK gaya... GHAYAB!! HRITIK gaya GHAYAB!? MALLIKA gai bhagwan GHAYAB!

Agar Gandhiji DON hote to kahete

Agar Gandhiji DON hote to kahete- Humare sir par bal ane ka intezar to 11 Dukano k hajaam kar rahe hai, par wo nahi jane k bal k aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai.

ADULT-E-AZAM AKBAR

ADULT-E-AZAM AKBAR: Anarkali tumhe kya chahiye taj ya takht. ANARKALI: Jahanpanah mujhe na taj chahiye na takht, mujhe chahiye LAMBA AUR SAKHT.

AISH: mai tere liye sab chodd dungi.

AISH: mai tere liye sab chodd dungi. ABHISHEK:maa bap. AISH: ha. ABHISHEK: bhai bahen..... AISH:ha ABHISHEK:film AISH1 ha wo bhi. ABHISHEK: aur harshal ko..? AISH: saale aukat me reh kar baat kar.

CIRCUIT: Bhai, GANDHI JAYANTI k

CIRCUIT: Bhai, GANDHI JAYANTI k bare mein batao. MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi mast, solid aadmi thaa. par jayanti k 7 kya lafda thaa, ye apun nahi janta.

Dost bole to bhai, bhai bole to Munnabhai

Dost bole to bhai, bhai bole to Munnabhai, MunnaBhai bole to MBBS, MBBS bole to Chal chaddi utar Injection lagane ka!

Raksha Bandhan SMS

You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure.. Wishing you very Happy Rakhi and best of luck for every thing.
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I am sure you are not going to tie Rakhi for me this year and forever. But let me tell you this. You are my sweetest little sis though we are not blood related

Raksha Bandhan SMS

Sister is someone who is caring and sharing. Sister can understand things you never said. She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone. I love my sis very much even jaan se zyada.
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Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Raksha Bandhan SMS

Bhaiyya, I will terribly miss you on this Rakhi but dont miss to send my return gifts
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Holi is colorful, diwali is lightful and brightful, rakhi has made our relationship powerful. Happy Rakhi Bhai.
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I sought my soul, but my soul I could not see. I sought my God, but my God eluded me. I sought my brother and I found all three. Happy Rakhi.
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To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters. We know each other as we always were. We know each others hearts. We share private family jokes. We remember family feuds and secrets, family griefs and joys. Happy Raksha Bandhan Brother.
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Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family, but once sisters are grown, it becomes the strongest relationship. Happy Rakhis dear Sis."
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I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday. Miss you dear. Happy Rakhi.

Raksha Bandhan SMS

My Dear Brother is one of the most precious gift sent by God. Happy Raksha Bandhan to you.
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Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab jaman?
Nah!
Let me c..
How bout jalebi?
Hmm...
Nope!
Damn!
Still cant find
anything as sweet
as U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan

Raksha Bandhan SMS

Rakhi is just an excuse for me to express myself: You mean the world to me. Happy Raksha Bandhan to my sweet sister
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If I can choose my brother in next life, itll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :) Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.
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We gain and lose things everyday. But trust me on onething. Youll never lose me. I will always be here.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
May this auspicious occasion bring you all the prosperity and good luck in your way of life . Happy Rakshabandhan to you...
You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure.. Wishing you very Happy Rakhi and best of luck for every thing.
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Sky is blue, feel this hue, my love is for you Bhaiya...always true. Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan

Raksha Bandhan SMS

Har gali phoolo se saja rakhkhi hai. Har ek chowk pe ladki bitha rakkhi hai. Na jane kis gali se guzrega tu. Har ek ladki k hath me rakhi thama rakhi hai.
A. Malik-Malegaon
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Aapki charcha hai har gali me. Har ladki k dil me apke liye pyar hai. Ye koi chamatkar nahi nahi. Time hi aisa hai kyonki kuch hi dino me Rakhi ka tyohar hai.
Firoz Khan Amrohi
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Na mom k pyar se. Na dady k mar se. Na dosto k fatkar se. Na ladki k inkar se. Na chaplo k bochar se. Ap jese ashiq sudhroge to bts Rakhi k tyohar se.
Shadab Amrohi

Raksha Bandhan SMS

Sabhi ladko ko suchit kiya jata ha

Sabhi ladko ko suchit kiya jata ha

ki 16AUG ko mobile Bandrakhe

KYOKI kuch shararti ladkiya

rakhi smskar sakti hai

Purush janhit me jari

Rakhshaa Bandhan

Rani
Kajol
Isha
Aish
Tanu
Shilpa
Sush
Kareena

Aur aapki

Choti behen KATRINA ne advance me aapko
HAPPY RAKHI bola hai. "Om"

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Mere watan

Pyare mitra pranam! Aapke sandesh nahi milne se hum ati vichalit ho uthte hai! Kripya apne chalit durbhash yantra se aap sandesh bhejhe dhanyawad

Mere watan

Pyare mitra pranam! Aapke sandesh nahi milne se hum ati vichalit ho uthte hai! Kripya apne chalit durbhash yantra se aap sandesh bhejhe dhanyawad

Mere watan

Americans says cell phone was invented by us, japanese says sim card was invented by us but v indians can proudly says missed call was inveted by us.

Mere watan

Americans says cell phone was invented by us, japanese says sim card was invented by us but v indians can proudly says missed call was inveted by us.

Mere watan

I love to see my country flag it seems to say to me be proud to live with in a land where men are brave and free.

Mere watan

H_NDU

MUSL_M

S_KH

_SAAI

How we loose our identity when we forget "I"Of indian long live our republic india Jai hind.

Mere watan

H_NDU

MUSL_M

S_KH

_SAAI

How we loose our identity when we forget "I"Of indian long live our republic india Jai hind.

Mere watan

Dosti gar kar kaye hum watan sy zindagi bhi naam kar gaye watan ke. Jo aakhri sans bhi bache usko bhi naam kar gaye watan ke

Mere watan

Freedom in the mind. Faith in the words. Pride in our hearts. And memories in our souls. Lets salute the nation on 60Th independence Day! JAI HIND

Mere watan

Freedom in the mind. Faith in the words. Pride in our hearts. And memories in our souls. Lets salute the nation on 60Th independence Day! JAI HIND

Mere watan

Thousand laid down lives so our country breathes this day.. Never forget their sacrifice. Lets remember our heroes by wishing each other. Happy Independence day!

A Penguin

A penguin walks into the shop and says have you got any apples and the shop keeper says no.

The next day he goes in again and asks for some apples, the shop keeper says no.

The next day he goes in again and asks the same thing and the shop keeper says no, if you come in one more time and ask me for sum apples, i will nail your feet to the floor !!

The next day the penguin goes back in the shop and says " have you got any nails" the shop keeper says no so the penguin says " well can I have some grapes then" !!

Chirya ko maaron ga

1 pagal her waqt bolta tha

"Ghulail banaun ga or chirya ko marun ga"

"Ghulail banaon ga chirya ko marun ga"

1 din usko paglon k doctr k pas le gaye us ka elaj kia,

Dr: AB KYA KARO GE?

PAGAL: shadi karun ga,

nokri karon ga,

ghar basaon ga.

DR: vry nice phir kya kro ge?

PAGAL: bacho ko achy school bhejon ga

unki birthday krun ga

Niker or shirt gift don ga

Dr: gud gud phir?

Pagal: unki niker se lastik nikalon ga phir

Gulail bnaon ga or chirya ko marun ga

Sharab ke nashe mein

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.

Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.

Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya.

Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya

Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena...

Chooha Muskuraya

Or Bola

Jaan naraz mat hona

Us waqt main Nashy me tha...?

Sex zara sambhal ke karna

Räat hogi to CONDOM b duhai dega,

Tango k Beech sara jahan Dikhai Dega,

Ye SEX hai Jaani zara Sambhal k Karna

1 Qatra b Gira to 9 Mahine Baad sunai dega ;->

Yaad aata hai humein woh zamana

Yaad aata hy humein Londay Baazi ka woh zamana

Kabhi tumhari tangen uthana to kabhi ghora banana,

Wo thook ki lzat

wo teel ki chiknaiyaan,

Wo tumhara chillana

Or baad me muskurana,

Jo tum roth jao to tmhen manana

Na maano to phir 20 ka note dikhana

Yad ata hy humein Londy baazi ka woh zamana

Sad Love Poetry in Urdu

Wahan Na Phool Khilty Hain, Na Hi Mosam Badalty Hain,

Wahan Per Kuch Nhi Hota Jahan Per "TUM" Nhi Hoty,

Yahan Wese To Her Soghaat Asani Se Milti Hai,

Mera Bas Dil Nahi Lagta Jahan per Tum Nhi Hoty,

Yahan To Log Sadiyon Ko Bhi Lamhon Me Badalty Hain,

Mera Ek Pal Nahi Kat'ta Jahan Per Tum Nhi Hoty,

Sabab Rone Ka Wo Pochen To Qasid Itna Keh Dena,

Mujhey Hasna Nhi aata Jahan Per TUM Nhi Hoty..

Painful Poem in Urdu

Ye akele pan ki udasian ye firaaq lamhe azab se,

Kbi dasht_e_dil pe bhi aa rukein teri chahaton k qafle,

Mein hon tujh ko jan se aziz tar main ye kese maan lon ajnabi,

Teri bat lagti hai wehm si tere lafz lagte hein khwab se,

Ye jo mera rang hai roop hai yonhi be-sabab nhi doston,

Mere khushbuon se hein silsily meri nisbatein hein Gulab se,

Love Urdu Poem

Aao kbhi seene se lagaon tum ko,

Rotho jo mujhse tu manaon tum ko,

Meri bahon me neend aa jaye,

Phir khud hi jagaon tum ko,

Tu hamesha k liye mera ho jaye,

Aisa

ek aap ho

ek aap ho jo itnay pyaray ho
ek aap ho jo itnay cute ho
ek aap ho jo itnay decent ho
aur ek main hoon jo jhoot bole ja rahin hoon

Wo Pyari si Hansi tere Chehre ki

Wo Pyari si Hansi tere Chehre ki,
Wo Kajal se Saji Aankhen teri,
Wo Dil kashi Zulfein teri,
Wo Khil khilata hua Chehra tera,
Wo Madhosh kar dene wala Ehsaas tera,
Mujhko mujhi se Chura le gaya,
Mujhe tera Deewana bana le gaya…
Wo Dilnasheen Baatein teri,
Wo Pyar bhare shabd tere,
Wo Sweet si Aawaz teri,
Mera Dil Chura

Tum Haste Raho

Tum Haste Raho ô Haste Raho ô Haste Raho ô Haste Raho Muskarate Raho Sada Khilkhilate Raho Khush Raho Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kaheng

AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous

U r the angel who I cherish so dearly in this heart of mine: the one who makes my day brighter, by making my whole world shine.

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