Andaz Nigaho Ka Juba P Ayega

Andaz Nigaho Ka Juba P Ayega
Us Din Tumhe Chahera Humara Yaad Ayega
Pachtaoge Tum Us Din Jis Din
Ye Tang Karne Wala Kahi Dur Chala Jayega..

Masti nhi to COLLEGE bekar

Masti nhi to COLLEGE bekar
SUGAR nhi to COFFEE bekar
FRNDS nhi to LIFE bekar
MOON na
hi to SKY bekar
Or ap nhi
To
friendship bekar

Jab Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho

Jab Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho
Khuda Kasam Ambulance Nazar
Aati Ho.
Fark Itna He, Wo Ghayal Ko Lekar
Jati He
Aur Tum Ghayal Krke Jaati Ho.

Sachcha Pyar Kya Hai.?

Sachcha Pyar Kya Hai.?
Jab Aapki GF GAS Chhode Aur Aapko Wo Bhi
Gulab Ki Khushbu Jaisi Lage
To Samaj Lena Aapko
Sachcha Pyar Ho Gaya Hai

Hum Saath Marne Ka

Hum Saath Marne Ka Soch Kar
Dariya me Kud Gaye
Uppar Pahuch K Farishte Ne
bataya..
.
.
.
Beta teri wali
to swiming champion thi..

Best msg from forest department to the youth-

Best msg from forest department
to the youth-

"pedo se bhi Utna
hi pyar karo, Jitna Pedo K Niche
aur pedo K piche kiya Karte Ho".
By Mr.gautam(9936480158)

Yu KhaLi PaLke Jhuka DeNe SE Neend Nhi Aati

Yu KhaLi PaLke Jhuka DeNe SE
Neend Nhi Aati
.
.
.
.
Sote Wohi Log HE Jinke Liye Koi
Jaag RAha Hota HE.
Good Night Sweet Dream

Dosti BUUBs nai Jo DAB

Dosti BUUBs nai Jo DAB Jaye,Dosti LAND nai Jo THAK Jaye,Dosti GANND nai Jo,FAT Jaye,Dosti To C#UT He Yar
Jo WaQt K Sath
Or GEHRI Hoti Jaye

Teacher: Bachchon batao love kyun

Teacher:
Bachchon batao love kyun
acchha hai WAR se ?
A:
saare students ek saath bole:
kyunki Kondam saste milte hain
Talwar se...!

Boy-Cinema chale

Boy-Cinema chale
Girl-waha tum muje touch kroge ?
Boy-No
G-Mera hath pkdoge
B-No,G-Mujhe kis karoge,B-No
G-Toapni behen k sathchale jao

3Men Milke

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3Men Milke
1Lady ko REPE kr rhe the
Thodi Der Bad Lady Zorse Hsne
Lgi
Men=Kya Huwa
Lady=CHOeDO Salo,or Zorse
CHeODO
Qki Muze Ads hai

Upar se gusa ar

Upar se gusa ar dilme pyr karte ho,nazre churate ho or dil bekrar krte ho,lakh chupalo duniya se,mujhe pta h k aap roz mera intazar karte ho

Teacher:- DHRITRAASHTRA K 100

Teacher:- DHRITRAASHTRA K 100
Putra the: PANDU Ke Sirf 5 Aisa Q?
Student:sir, kyu ki Jinki Aankhe
Hoti H,Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote
Hai....

Daadi-Jawani Me meri Chapale

Daadi-Jawani Me meri Chapale
1Sal Chalti Thi, Pr ab 1mahina B
Ni Chalti
Poti-Wo Q?
D-Jawani Me Meri TaangE Aksar
Uppar Rehti thi na

1 hijde ne viagra

1 hijde ne viagra
khaayi..
sharir mein se
aawaz aayi..
maaf keejiye,
aapke system
mein yeh
suvidha uplabdh
nahi hai!

Wo Surat Meri

Wo Surat Meri Jaan Bani Rahti he
Pyar Uska Meri Pehchan Bani Rhti he
Yad Krte h Hum use Kitni Siddat se
Janti h wo Magar Anjan Bani Rahti he

Jis pal Aap

Jis pal Aap dil se muskuraoge
apni hasi me hamari jhalak paoge
Na samajhna k sath chhor diya hamne
Palat k dekhoge to har rah par hume paoge

AutoWala

AutoWala-Bus Stop Tak Ke 20/Rs

Santa-Samaan Bhi Hai Saath Me

AutoWala-Samaan Free Hai

Santa-OK,Samaan Le Chal

Mai Paidal Aata Hu

Na Chahte Hue Bhi

Na Chahte Hue Bhi Tumko Rula Deta Hun,
Rulakar Tumko Khud Bhi Ro Leta Hun,
Ye Kya Hua Hume Yun To Hum Na The,
Bas Itni Si Baat Kehta Hun..

Munni ki badnaami dil

Munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi,

Sheela ki jawaani nayi umang laayi,

Ab na rahi meethi ras-malaai,

Jab se aayi hai JALEBI-BAI. ;-)

Aaj Apni GF ki Shadi Me

Aaj Apni GF ki Shadi Me ja k Ye Ehsas hua
.

.



ki

BIRYANI Achi ho To Mohabbt b fiki Lagti he
(',')
<) )->1plate
/ /or de yar
maza aa gya

Shadi me dulhan

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai

Socho

socho

nai pata



Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki


Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi.

Lady 2 Dr-Inki Bimari thek karo

Lady 2 Dr-Inki Bimari thek karo,Ye raat me zor-zor se mera naam pukarte he
Dr-Aap to lucky ho
Lady-Nai,kal inki biwi mayke se lautne wali he

Santa:Mai Aisa

Santa:Mai Aisa Kya Kru K Teri Shaadi K Baad Me Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le
Kar Jau Aur Tu Naraz B Na Ho
Banta: Meri Shadi Apni Behen Se Kara De

Raj: oye

Raj: oye waiter ek mast chai pilao jo pura badan hila de.
waiter: hamare yaha gaiy ka dooodh aata hai,
rakhi sawanth ka nahi.

2 ladkiya,1 kali & 1 gori

2 ladkiya,1 kali & 1 gori.
Kali gori se: tu konsa cream lagati hai?
Gori: Fair & lovely, aur tu ?
Piche baitha ladka bola: "Cherry blossom"

sonu k uper kabutar ne potty kardi
SONU:oye, chaddi nai pehen sakta kya
Kabutr:abe, chaddi me tu karta hoga, mai to chaddi khol k karta hu

Patni 2 Pati-Dekhoji

Patni 2 Pati-Dekhoji Kaam Karte Waqt Muje Kiss-Wiss Mat Kiya Karo

Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Madam Achhi Tarah Samja Do Mai To Bol-Bol K Thak Gayi

Zindgi Adhuri Lage Tere Pyar Ke Bina

Zindgi Adhuri Lage Tere Pyar Ke Bina

Jeena Muskil Lage Tere Sath Ke Bina

Dunia Parayi Lage Tere Bina

Qki Dilne Sikha Nai Dhadkna Tere Bin

Bas ItniSi Inayat MujPe 1Bar Karna

Bas ItniSi Inayat MujPe 1Bar Karna

Kabi Aake Mere ZakhmoKa Didar Karna

Fir Ho Jana Begana ShaukSe SANAM

Me Tera Hu Tera Rahunga Aitbar Karna

Ladka Ladki Se Ishara Kr K Kehta Hai

Ladka Ladki Se Ishara Kr K Kehta Hai-
Jhalak Dikh Laja, Jhalak Dikh Laja
Ladki Chappal Nikal K Kehti Hai-
Ek Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja AaJa

School Me Aag Lag

School Me Aag Lag Gyi,Sb Bache Khush The K Ab School Nhi Aana Pdega
Pr 1 Bacha Udas Tha
Sir-Beta Y R U Sad Bacha-Sir Ap Zinda KeSe Bach Gaye

Friendship is the kind of love

Friendship is the kind of love

that never can grow old.

Warm and cozy it will stay

when other things are cold.

Friendship is a love so true

it won't be denied,

Because a friend will always be

there close by your side.

Boyfriends and lovers come and go

in this game of life we play,

But a true friend, no matter what,

in your heart will always stay.

So hold these friends dear to you,

and never let them go.

Think how much they mean to you,

and make sure to tell them so

Love Is not A word

love is not a word
love is love
love is who you are
love never dies


love lyies in your heart

love is what you show others
love is inside us all
love is what sets you free


love is your heart

love is your family
love is a song
love is inside you


love is what lets people in
love is around you

you might not see it
but love is there


you just might not believe
believe in love
and love will show you the way
the way to who loves you the most



I like you are everything to me
And I just want you to know

if you meant a lot to me,

just like everything.

By -Gautam(gautam_fci@yahoo.co.in)

Jab Chor Chori KarKe Ghar Se

Jab Chor Chori KarKe Ghar Se
Bhag Raha Tha,
Tab Bachcha Jaag Gaya Aur
Bola:-
Mera School Bag Bhi Leja
KAMINE Warna Mummy-Papa
Ko Jaga Dunga.

shayari

Palko K Isharo Se Izhar Kar Gaya
Koi
Hmse mila Nahi Par Dil Le Gaya
Koi
Tanhai Me Sans Gum Ho Gai
Hmari
Jab Khamosh Rahkar Pyar Kar
Gaya Koi

shayari

Hamari Ye Dosti itni Gehri Ho,
Zindagi Ki Har Kasauti Par Khari
Ho.
Qyamat Tak Sath Nibhaye Ek
Duje Ka Hum,
Musibat Chahe Teri Ho Ya Meri
Ho
~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Shayari

main to gum ki har had se gujar jaunga, bikharna pada to hass ke bikhar jaunga, teri khushi hi meri jindagi ka maqsad hai, marna bhi pada to hass ke mar jaunga. frm chandan +919699959994
~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Shayari

Agar tu kanch ki hoti to rakhta anguthi ke nagine me, magar tu cheez hi aisi he rakhna padta hai shine me.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~

shayari

Tere gum ko sajakar dil ko karar kar lenge, tere jindagi ka phir bhi khayal kar lenge, kabhi to aaogi inn mohabbat ki raho me, tamam umra hum tera intazar kar lenge.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~

Unko Apne Haal Ka Hisab Kya

Unko Apne Haal Ka Hisab Kya
Dete
Sawal Sare Galat The Jawab Kya
Dete
Unko Humpe Jab Bharosa Nhi
Unke Hath Me Zndgi Ki Puri
Kitab Kya Dete.

Arz kiya h

Arz kiya h

chappal choti ho to paon me nhi aati,

wah wah

chappal choti ho to paon me nhi aati,

GRLFRND MOTI HO TO BAHO ME NHI ATI.

Hamari Ye Dosti itni Gehri Ho

Hamari Ye Dosti itni Gehri Ho,
Zindagi Ki Har Kasauti Par Khari
Ho.
Qyamat Tak Sath Nibhaye Ek
Duje Ka Hum,
Musibat Chahe Teri Ho Ya Meri
Ho

Zuki Hui Palko Se Unka Didar

Zuki Hui Palko Se Unka Didar
Kiya
Sab Kuch Bhula K Unka Intzar
Kiya
Wo Jaan Hi Na Paye Zazbat Mere
Jine Dunia Me Maine Sabse
Zyada Pyar Kiya

Dil me KHUDA he!

Dil me KHUDA he!
Aakho me NASHA he!
Baat me MAZA he!
Chahat me ADA he!
Andaz me JUDA he!
Pyaar me WAFA he!
Isliye Banda apki DOSTI pe FIDA

Ksi Ko Chahne Ka Koi

Ksi Ko Chahne Ka Koi Bahana Ni
Hota
Dil Lagane S Koi Diwana Ni Hta
asiqi Sikni H To Sikho Hmse
Hme Pata H Mohbat Ka Mtlb Sirf
Pana Ni Hota.

Bina make up ke ladki khas

Bina make up ke ladki khas lagti hai
Makeup karle to bindas lagti h
Papa k sath jaye to udas lagti h
Par jab jaye akeli to jhakas kagti hai

adults sms

A DAD Watchn FTV, Sudenly Son Came

DAD-Garib Ladkiya He
Kapde Lene Ke Liye Bhi Paise Nhi He
Son:Is se B Garib chaiye to CD hai mere pas

Love Is ...

Love Is ...

Love is the greatest feeling,

Love is like a play,

Love is what I feel for you,

Each and every day,

Love is like a smile,

Love is like a song,

Love is a great emotion,

That keeps us going strong,

I love you with my heart,

My body and my soul,

I love the way I keep loving,

Like a love I can't control,

So remember when your eyes meet mine,

I love you with all my heart,

And I have poured my entire soul into you,

Right from the very start

Suno ae chaand c larki

Suno ae chaand c larki

Abhi tum keh rahi thi na

Tumhain mujh se muhubbat ho nahi sakti

Chalo mana k yeh suchhai

Magar ae chaand c lerki

Mujhe itna batao tum

K jub mosam badalte hain

Gulon main rang bharte hain

To phir kiun muztarib ho kar

Akele pan se ghabra kar

Hawa ko raaz deti ho

Mujhe awaaz deti ho

Suno ae chaand c lerki

Tumhare saamne koi mera jub naam leta hai

Wo tu majborioon main

Wo tu majborioon main lipti hain
Apny shiddat bhary khyaloon main
Apny ander chupi ek oorat main
Wo hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Na tu jeeti hain natu merti hain
Larkiyaan bewafaa nahi hoti
Per Hamesha hi darti rehti hain
Apni reetoon or rawajoon se
Any waly naye azaboon se
Zardurat main khily ghulaboon se
Pyaar kerti hain or shupati hain
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hot
Kyuon k majborioon main lepti hain
Or her lamha darti rehti hain
Apny pyaaroon se apny saye se
Apny rishtoon se dil ki dharkan se
Apni khowahish se apni kushioon se
Larkiyaan Bewafaa nahi hoti !!!

Log kahte hain chhor

Log kahte hain chhor de use apni khushi ke liye,

Ki vo kya jane meri khushi use pane main hai

Kabhi jo gam mere aansuo me na tha yaro

Usse kahi jyada aaj mere muskrane me hai.

Mera saawan B tum ho meri pyas

Mera saawan B tum ho meri pyas B tum ho,

Sehra ki bahon mein chupi aas B tum ho,

Tum yun to bahut door bahut door ho mujh se,

Ehsaas ye hota hy Mery paas B tum ho.

Hr zakham ki aghosh mein hy dard tumhara,

Hr dard mein taskeen ka ehsaas B tum ho.

Kaho jao to veeran c ho jaati hein rahein,

Mil jao to phir Jeeny ka ehsaas B tum ho.

Likhta hon to tum hi utarty ho qalam sy,

Parhta hon to lehja B tum,Aawaz B tum ho

Meri Ankhon Main Basay

Meri Ankhon Main Basay Ho Tum Duaa Bun Ker
Tumhain Zindagi Bher Yunhi Chaounga Aitebaar Karo,

Meri Her Souch Main Shamil Hai Khayaal Tumhara,
Isay Sansoon Main Rachaounga Aitebaar Karo

Hay Laboun Per Jo Merey Naam Tumhara
Tumhain Apna Main Banaounga Aitebaar Karo,

Hain Kathin Rah-e-Wafa Jana,Toh kYa Hota Hay?
Dil Jala Ker Main Nibhaounga Aitebaar Karo

Mujhe Tum Say Hai MUhabbat tumhain Khaber Hai yeh
Main Isay Zindagi Banaounga Aitebaar Karo,

Tumhara He Chehra Basa Hai Meri In Aankho Main,
TuMhian Tabeer Banaounga Aitebaar Karo

Tumhain Paa Ker Ho Jayegi Sehal Zindagi Meri.
Yehi Duaa Bas Mangounga Aitebaar Karo,

Khuwaboun Main Kabhi Khayaloun Main Kehta HOuN Tumse Yehi
Main Zindagi Tum Sung Sajaoungi Aitebaar Karo....!!

Ranj de kar malaal karte ho

Ranj de kar malaal karte ho

Tum bhi kya kamaal karte ho

 

Dekh kar pooch liya haal mera

Chalo kuch to mera khayal karte ho

 

Shehar-e-dil mein ye udasiyan kaisi

Ye bhi mujh se sawaal karte ho

 

Ab kis kis ki misaal doon main

Har sitam be-misaal karte ho
By-9936480158(Say hellow)

Mann me apke har baat rahegi

Mann me apke har baat rahegi, Basti chhoti hai magar aabaad rahegi, Chahe hum bhulade zamane ko, Magar aapki ye pyari si dosti hamesha yaad ...Rahegi

Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai,

Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai, Kuch log bandagi kehte hain... Magar jinke saath hum dosti karte hain, Unhe hum apni zindagi kehte hain ...

Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga

Tumse doori ka ehsaas jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur paas aane laga

Is patthar ki

Is patthar ki duniya mein

Aksar dil tut jaya karte hai..

Ankhein bhi sambhal kar band karna mere dost,
Palko ke beech bhi aksar sapne tut jaya karte hai

Fiza me baharon ke

Fiza me baharon ke sawarne se pehle ...
Aasman me sitaron ke bikharne se pehle....
Humne Khuda se maangi thi dosti aapki.......
Is zamin par utarne se pehle....

Koi pyar kehta hai

Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai,
Kuch log bandagi kehte hain...
Magar jinke saath hum dosti karte hain,
Unhe hum apni zindagi kehte hain

Meri Dosti

Mann me apke har baat rahegi,
Basti chhoti hai magar aabaad rahegi,
Chahe hum bhulade zamane ko,
Magar aapki ye pyari si dosti hamesha yaad
rahegi

YAADEIN bhee hamarey

YAADEIN bhee hamarey saath kabhi kabhi ajeeb KHEIL kheiltee hain!
Ye hamein wo sub soch ker hunsney per majboor kerti hain jub hum kisi key saath mil ker roey thay!
AUR
kabhi hamein ye soch ker roney per majboor ker daeti hain ke hum kisi key saath mil ker hansey they!!!

A Policeman saw Santa

A Policeman saw Santa fuuccking a

call girl inside a car..

Policeman-Wah Beta

akele-akele.. Mera number kab ayega

Santa-Is Ladki k baad..

Mujko Azmane Ka

Mujko Azmane Ka Natija kya Nikla,
Zkhm-e-DiL Nzro Se B Gehra Nikla,
Dekh Liya Tune Mere DiLKa Aina Tod Kr
Bta
Teri Tsvir K Siwa Kya Nikla

MAA-BAAP

Nind Apni Bhulakar Sulaya Humko
Aansu Apne Girakar Hasaya Humko

Dard Kabhi N Dena Us Khuda Ki Tasveer Ko

Jamaana Kehta H "MAA-BAAP" Jinko

Kabhi uski wajah se Meri

Kabhi uski wajah se Meri paLko pe ansu hai
Kabhi mere Lub pe usi ki shiqayat hai
Magar na jane aE_zindgi phir bhi
Mujhe usi se Q mohabat h

Hashi ke liye gam kurbaan

Hashi ke liye gam kurbaan.
khushi k liye aansu kurbaan.
Dost tere liye to jaan bhi kurbaan
agar tere saheli mil jaye to tu bhi kurbaan

EK HINDI KAHANI)

एक समय की बात है|चाइना में लिली नाम की एक लड़की रहेती थी| 

वह शादी करके अपने पति और सासुमा के साथ रहने लगती है|

लिली जल्दी से ससुमा के साथ adjust नहीं कर पाती है| लिली को 

ससुमा  का स्वाभाव अच्छा नहीं लगता है और सासुमा भी हर वक्त

लिली की बुराइयाँ निकलती रहती है| दिन ब दिन उनका रिश्ता 

बिगड़ता जाता है | गुस्सा मारा मारी झगड़ा चलता रहेता है|

बिचारा पती टेंशन में जीता रहता है|आखिर में लिली बहुत हे

कंटाल जाती है | क्योंकि उसकी सासुमा उसकी हमेशा बेइज्जती 

करती रहेती है|

लिली इतनी परेशान हो जाती है की वो सोचती है की अभी सासुमा

को ही ख़त्म कर देते है हमेशा के लिए| लिली एक ऐसे वैदराज गर्ग 

 के पास पहुँचती है जो उसके पिताजी के खास दोस्त थे और लिली उन्हें 

संझाती है की कैसे उसकी साँस ने उसका जीना हराम कर दिया है|

और उन्हें कहेती है की ऐसा जहर दो की उसकी सासुमा खा कर 

तुरंत मर जाए |

वैदराज गर्ग थोडा सा सोचते है और कहेते है की ठीक है मै तुम्हारी

समस्या का हमेशा का हल निकाल देता हूँ| पर तुम्हे मेरी बाते द्यान

से समझनी होगी | लिली कहेती है ठीक है वैदराज जी आप जैसा कहोगे

मै वैसा ही करुँगी | वैदराज अन्दर जाते है और कुछ गोलियां लेकर

वापिस आते है | वह लिली को समझाते है की वह उसकी सासुमा के लिए

धीमा जहर दे रहे है | अगर तेज जहर देंगे तो लोगो को शक होगा की

लिली ने ही उसे मार दिया है | लिली को समझाते है की रोज अच्छा खाना 

बनाना और एक गोली सुबह और एक गोली रात को खाने में डाल देना|

हाँ याद रहे किसी को शक ना पड़े इस लिए सावधान रहेना|

और इसलिए सासुमा से अच्छे से रहेना | उसके साथ कोई वाद विवाद ना

करना और जैसा कहे हर बात मान ना| उसकी ऐसी सेवा करना की 

वह खुश हो जाए और जीतना वह तुम्हारे ऊपर खुश होगी उतना ही 

जहर उसके ऊपर काम करेगा |और लगबग छह महीनो के करीब

तुम्हारी सासुमा का राम नाम एक हो जायेगा|

समय बीतता गया और लिली वैसा ही करती रही जैसा वैदराज ने कहा

था |वह उसकी माँ के साथ ऐसा बर्ताव करने लगी जैसे की वो अपनी खुद की

माँ हो| कुछ ही समय में लिली का स्वभाव बदलने लगा | वह जैसा सासुमा 

बोले वैसा ही करने लगी | कभी वाद विवाद नहीं किया और अपने गुस्से 

को भी कंट्रोल करना सिख गई |

धीरे धीरे सासुमा भी कुश रहने लगी और बहुत ही अच्छा चलने लगी |

सासुमा का भी स्वाभाव बहुत हे अच्छा रहने लगा | जो सासुमा हमेशा

लिली का अपमान करती थी वो अब सभी लोगो के सामने लिली की 

तारीफ़ करने लगी थी | साँस और बहु ऐसे रहने लगे जैसे की सगे माँ

और बेटी हो| लिली का पती भी बहुत ही खुश रहने लगा | लिली

रोज रोज सासुमा के स्वादिस्ट भोजन में थोडा थोडा जहर डालती 

रहेती थी|

एक दिन लिली दौड़ती दौड़ती वैधराज के पास पहुंची और कहने लगी

वैधराज जी प्लीज फीर से मेरी मदद कीजिये मै अपनी प्यारी सासुमा 

को  नहीं मारना चाहती प्लीज ऐसी दवा दीजिये की मेरी सासुमा का 

जहर  समाप्त हो जाए | क्योंकि मेरी सासुमा बहुत अच्छी है और मुझे 

बहुत  ही प्यार करती है |

वैदराज मुस्कुराये और कहने लगे की चिंता की कोई बात नहीं है|

क्योंकि जो मैंने तुम्हे दिया वो जहर नहीं पर विटामिन की गोली थी|

जहर तो तुम्हारे दिमाग में था जो अब निकल चूका है|

मुझे उम्मीद है की आप को यह कहानी अच्छी लगी होगी|

इस कहानी से हमें क्या सिख मिलती है इस बात का 

मुझे जरुर उत्तर दीजिये|और अपने सरे दोस्तों को जरुर भेज़े|

Dekho Wo Ladki Kitni Jhakkas Hai

Dekho Wo Ladki Kitni Jhakkas Hai

Gour Farmaiye

Dekho Wo Ladki Kitni Jhakkas Hai

Bacho, Kal Tumhari 1 Ghante Ki Xtra Class Hai.

Pasand Hai Surat:

Pasand Hai Surat Lakho Me Apki,

Jadu to Jarur Hai Ankho me Apki,

DIL ki Bato ko Aap Kya Jane,

Hmne to Bitaya Hai Har Pal Yaado me Apki...

Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se

Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se,
Rote-rote naina thak jayenge,
Pyaar karna hamesha padosi se,
Roz balcony se darshan to ho
jayenge.

Din Se RAAT

Din Se RAAT Hone Ko Aai Hai,
Pata Nahi Ye Kaisi JUDAI Hai,
Parwah Nahi Karte Aap Apne PYAR Ki,
Na Jane Aapne Ye Kaisi WAFA Nibhai Hai.

SmiTa:-

SmiTa
Kuchh To Apne Bare Me Batao,
Ek Bar To Sapne Me Aake Satao,

Apki Marzi Jo Chaho Rishta Bana Lenge Hum,
Kbi HaQ Se Apna Pyar To Jatao.

Teacher-

Teacher-Tum Mummy Ko Mum Kehte Ho..

Toh

.Tum Aapni Mummy Ki Badi Behen Aur Choti Behen Ko Kya Kahoge

Student(Soch K)- Minimum Aur Maximum

Orange ka juice

Orange ka juice,
mera dost kanjus
Aam ka achar
hamesha bahana tayyar
Anjir k roll
na kare call
Bahane hai easy
kehte hai i'm busy.right na

Pappu ki Kavita...!!!!!

Pareshaan thi Pappu ki wife
Non-happening thi jo uski life
Pappu ko na milta tha aaram
Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Pappu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhul
Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine

Pappu bhi banna chata tha best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest
Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami
Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal
Bura hota gaya Pappu ka haal
Pappu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Pappu ko samjh aaya
Aur chod di usne Appraisal ki moh maya
Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?"
"Appraisal ke laddu se buddu banate ho"

"Promotion do warna chala jaunga"
"Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga"
Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat"
"Abhi aur bhi Pappus hai mere paas "

"Yeh duniya Pappuon se bhari hai"
"Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai"
"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga"
"Tumhari tarah Ek aur Pappu banaunga"

A girl & boy:

A girl & boy wer sitting alone,
dat boy started touching d girl
Girl:dont touch me,all dis only aftr marriage
Boy:ok call me wen u r married

SACHIBAAT:

Apni zindgi Me koi kaam karne Se pehle Hmesha kisi Ladki Se mashwara lena
or wo jo mashwara de uska ulta krna
Kamyab Rahoge

1 bacha roj mandir

1 bacha roj mandir jata tha, or chapal chura k bechta tha,un paisoSe 1mobile kharida,vidhi ka vidhan dekho aj vahi bacha apni story pd rha h

Cute Seema

Tere Msg Padh Padh Ke Ho Gaya Mei Bor
Wah Wah

Tere Msg Padh Padh Ke Hogya Mei Bor

Upar Se Ye Katrina mjse Kehti Hai.-
Teri Ore.. Teri Ore.

Cute Seema

" pyar me hum zara kachche hai par DOSTI me bade achchhe hai humari Dosti sirf is baat par kaayam hai ki humare dost humse bhi achchhe hai  "

Cute Seema-jokes

Santa ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab hui.'Hosptl
le gaye to Doctr ne kaha-'TEST honge.
Santa bola-h bhagwan ab kya
hoga? 'MERI MAA TO ANPADH HAI'

Cute Seema

>Khub nhi Bahut KHUBSURT ho Tum,

>Mere DIL me thi Wo MURAT ho Tum,

>Mile the ek AJNBEE ban Kar,

>Lekin Aaj Mere DIL ki ZARURT Ho Tum

Cute Seema

Is Rishte ko yuhi banaye rakhna.
Dil me yado ke
Deep jalaye rakhna.
Bahut pyara sath raha 2010 ka,
1 hissa hamara 2011 me bhi banaye rakhna.

Cute Seema

Kal Raat Ek Hasin Khwab Dekha He

Apne Aap Ko Aapke Pehlu Me Dekha He

Kash Ye Sapna Haqiqat Ban Jaye
Meri Maut Aapki Baaho Me Ho Jaye

Cute Seema-jokes

GOLU-Aaj Kal Tere Chehre Pe Kuch Jayada Hi Ronak Dikhai De Rahi Hai Teri Bimari Kaha Gayi..?
MOLU-Ha,Aaj Kal Meri Bv Mayke Gayi Huyi He.

Cute Seema

Wo Chand Tumse Pyara To Nahi,
Shmaa Ka Parwane K Bin Guzara To Nahi,
Mere Dil Ne Suni Ek Mithi Si Aawaz,
Kahi aap ne hame Pukara To Nahi,

Cute Seema

Tumne MujKo Puri Trah Thukraya Nhi H
Tu Bhul Gai Tere Dil Ne Bhulaya Nhi H
Jb B Jee Chahe Aa Jana Ae Sanam
DilMe Ab Tk KisiKo B Basaya Nhi H

Cute Seema

Palko Ki Halchul Ko
ikrar Khte H,
Kisi Ko Dhundhe Jab
Nazre to
Use intezar Khte H,
Kisi K Bina Jab
Dil Bechain Ho
Toh Use PYAR Khte H

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Baap bete se-

Baap bete se- tum shadi kab karoge

Beta- mai to shadi new year pe krunga

Baap- Q

Beta- kya pta new year offer me 1 k sath 1 free mil jaye

In a hotel... chikku -

In a hotel...
chikku -Omlet lekar aao.

waiter- kaun sa?

spanish ya italian

chikku -koi bhi le ao mujhe k

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Daru p k arz he

Daru p k arz he
Jala do ya dafna do
Marne ke baad do ghunt mere hotho se laga do,

Tajmahal to nai mangta yaro
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