Arz kiya hai

Arz kiya hai koi ldki hume thukra
de to Gum nhi
wh-wh
Koi Ldki hume thukra de to gum
nhi
wh-wh
Are uski ma ka bhosda jiski
kismat me hum nhi

Dosti ka paigam

Koi aisaa ‘dost’ banaya jaaye,
Jiske aansu ko palkon me chupaya jaaye,
Rahe uska-mera rishta kuch aisa,
Ki agar vo rahe udaas to,
Hamse bhi na muskuraya jaaye

Har zkhm kisi thokr ki meharbani

Har zkhm kisi thokr ki meharbani H
Meri zindgi 1-kissa-1kahani Hai
Mita dete is dard ko dilse
Par ye dard to kisi ki akhri nishani H

Zindagi nahi hame doston

Zindagi nahi hame doston se pyaari,
Doston par haajir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankho me hamaare aansu hai to kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhari.

Is kadar hamaari ‘dosti’

Is kadar hamaari ‘dosti’ ka imtihaan na lijiye,
Kyon ho khafa ye bayaan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi galti,
Yu yaad na karke hame saja to na dijiye.

Zindagi Ko Bahhot Se Ishare Mile

Zindagi Ko Bahhot Se Ishare Mile
Kuch Dariye Mile Kuch Kinaare Mile
Saath Jab Bhi Raha To Tumhaara Raha
Ek Tum Hi To Bas Hamaare Mile
Jaan Dena Hai Kya Jaan Lena Hai Kya
Roz Jeete Hue Hi Marte Hain Log
Be Garaz Ban Gaye Aur Chalte Rahe
Ek Tum Se Hi To Har Sahare Mile
Waqt Be Waqt Aata Mere Pass Tu
Aur Mujh Se Batata Teri Aarzoo
Khushboon Se Lipat Kar Mile Har Khushi
Khwahishon Ka Tujhe Har Nazara Mile
Lamha Lamha Mera Ho Tere Naam Par
Teri Aankhon Mein Aansu Na Aayein Kabhie
Tu Kisi Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Ho Jaana Par
Mujh Ko Tujh Se Teri Dosti Hi Mile

Dosti ka paigam

"Dosti ka paigam jo aapka mila,
Dil ho gaya khush mit gaye saare gila,
Kisi Dost ko nahi mila hoga,
Dosti ka aisa sila,
Ki Saare Ghum Hogaye dooor mere,
Jab doston ke pyaar ka nazraana mila"

AISA LAGTA HAI........

Ais lagta hai....

Jo Na hua........ Honey ko hai

Aisa lagta hai

Ab Dil Mera...Khoney ko hai

Warna Dil kiyon dharakta

Saansein kiyon rukteen

Neendein meri Kiyon Urr jaateen

Aisa lagta hai

Koi.....Chehra nigaahon pe chaaney laga

Koi.... ab roz khawaabon mein aaney laga

aai rut jo Nai

Jaagey Armaan kai

Mausum..... koi Ghazal jaisey gaaney laga

Aisa lagta hai....

Jaisey Nasha...... honey ko hai

Aisa lagta hai....

Hosh Mera khoney ko hai

Mehki.... Mehki Fiza ne le Angraaiyaan

Neeli..... Neeli hain Badal ki parchaaiyaan

Thundi... Thundi hawa laai Raag naya

Goonji....Goonji si hain jaisey Shahnaiyaan

Aisa lagta hai,

Koi Mera honey ko hai

Aisa lagta hai

Hur Faasla.......khoney ko ha

Dil ne jo chaha wo:

Dil ne jo chaha wo kabi nahi paya
Juthi muskan se humne gum ko chupaya,
Her insaan takdir ko aajmata hai,
Ek hum he hai jise her baar takdir ne aajmaya hai.

School ki life 10 the Tak,

Funny Hindi SMS

Dil mein basi hai dosti teri,Ankho me basi hai tasveer teri,
Jab be aaye yaad humko teri,  
Hum dekhte hai TOM & JERRY

Dil Main Jagah di

Dil Main Jagah di toh Dil Tod Gaye,
Bepanah Mohabbat ki toh Bewafai kar Gaye,
Taras Na Aaya Unhe Hamari Wafaon pe,
Isliye Tadapne ke liye Tanha Chhod Gaye.

Aaj aap ke Raat ki Acchi Shuruwat Ho,

Aaj  aap ke Raat ki Acchi Shuruwat Ho,
Pyaar bhare Sapno ki Barsaat Ho,
Jinko Din Bhar Dhundhti Rahi aapki Palke,
Rub Kare Sapno Main Unse Hi Mulakaat Ho.

Ishwar ki surat jindagi

Ishwar ki surat jindagi,

Jindagi ki surat pyar,

Pyar ki surat vishwas,

Vishwas ki surat Dosti,

Aur dosti ki surat aap,

Dost hun dosti niba dungi

Dost hun dosti niba dungi,
mai hamesha tuje dua dungi,
gum bahot suno mohabbat me,
ishq karna nahi sala dungi,
chot khaker mai muskurati hun
yeh ab bata dungi-Priya sharma

Adult

Kumor paray magir baari,Bojhai kora langto naari,Gaari chalay lawra Madan,Sange j jai vagne chodon,Haat bosheche randi ghore,Guder gandhe mo-mo kore.

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Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he? 
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola? 
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, I asked KAUN-SA-LAW aisa kehta he?

Dil Me Basakar Bhulaya Karte He

Na Dil Me Basakar Bhulaya Karte He
Na Hansakr Rulaya Karte Hai,
Kabhi Mehsoos Kar Ke Dekh Lena,

Bat aisi ho ke jazbaat kam na ho

Bat aisi ho ke jazbaat kam na ho,

Khayalat aise ho ke kabhi gham na ho,

Dil ke kone mein itni jagah rakhna

Ke khali khali sa lage jab hum na ho.

Zindagi jab rulane lage

Zindagi jab rulane lage
Itna Mushkurao ki Dard bhi Sharmane lage
Nikle na aansu ankho se kabhi
Or Kismat bhi Majbur Hokar aapko Hasane lage.

Dosti hoti hai dil-e-raaz chupane ke liye

Dosti hoti hai dil-e-raaz chupane ke liye,
Ham apni hasti mita de tumhe paane ke liye,
Milane ki tumhe fursat nahi,
Isliye SMS kar rahe hai apni yaad dilaane ke liye.
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Mulakaat maut ki mehaman ho gayi hai,
Najar ki duniya veeraan ho gayi hai,
Ab meri saanse bhi meri nahi rahi,
Ye zindagi aapki dosti par kurbaan ho gayi hai.
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Palako me kaid kuch sapne hai,
Kuch baigaane, kuch apane hai,
Na jaane kya kashish hai in khyaalo me,
Aap door hoke bhi hamaare kitane kareeb hai.
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Aakhon ki jubaan vo samajh nahi paate,
Hoth magar kuch kah nahi paate,
Ham aapse kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina ham rah nahi paate.
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Log pyaar karate hai

Log pyaar karate hai bade shor ke saath,
Hamane bhi kiya bade jor ke saath,
Ab nahi karana kisi aur ke saath,
Kyonki kal dekha use kisi aur ke saath

Phool ki soorat hoti

Phool ki soorat hoti hai kali-si,
Zindagi ki soorat hoti hai pyaar-si,
Pyaar ki soorat hoti hai apano-si
Aur apano ki soorat hoti hai aap-si

Door hote hue bhi

Door hote hue bhi dosti ka rishta nibhaate hai aap,
Na jaane kyon dil ko lubhaate hai aap,
Ye kaisa karishma hai aapka,
Jo hamko itna yaad aate hai aap

Father beta

Father beta ye lo 20 rupees mummy se mat kahna
k main nokrani k sath soya tha.
beta: dad aap bohat kanjos ho mummy pore 50 deti hain
jab woh driver k sath soti hain..

Doctor to lady:

doctor to lady: kiya aap dilevery k waqat bache k baap ko
apne pass dekhna chati hain?
Lady: nahi un ko mere husband pasand nahi karte.

2007 ka faqir:

2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.
baji: abhi khana nahi bana, baad main aana.
Faqir: mera number le lo,
jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.

Father: qutub minar kahan hai?

Father: qutub minar kahan hai?
Son: pata nahi.
Father: kabhi ghar se bhi bahar nikla karo.
Son: jamil uncle koun hain?
Father pata nahi.
Son: kabhi ghar pe bhi ruka karo.

ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua

ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua. woh udas hogaya.
2nd dost : yaar udas kyon ho?
Sardar: 20 saal baad beta hua hai "woh bhi itna chota"
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sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.
freind: pani ko ullu? woh kaise?
sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiya
aur thande pani se naha liya

I asked Abhishek

I asked Abhishek what is the difference between
old Umrao Jaan and new Umrao Jaan?
Abhishek: nayi wali se apni setting hai.
aur
old wali se papa ki.

ladka hum 25 bahen bhai hain

ladka hum 25 bahen bhai hain.
ladki : kiya aap k ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
ladka : aaye the school samjh k vapas chale gaye.

ek admi:

ek admi ki car se parrot takra k behosh hogaya.
admi parrot ko ghar le gaya pinjre main rakha aur khana diya.
parrot hosh se jaga aur bola - jail?
car ka driver mar gaya kiya?

Husband;

In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband was keep watching her.
wife : ab chaloge bhi ya
Hawa k aane ka intezar kar rahe karte raho gaye?

Sardar:

Sardar sharab peeta ro raha tha.
Sharab wala : kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar : aur kiya karon? main jis ladki ka naam bhulana
chata hoon. us ka naam yaad he nahi aa raha.


Wife:

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

santa banta sms

Santa ko ek party ka card mila jisme likha tha"only pink tie"Santa waha gya,dekha aur bola-O teri,yaha to logo ne pant shirt b pehn raki hai

Har pal mere sath rahti ho

Yaad tumhari bahut aati hai,
Mere dil ki bechaini ko badhati hai.
Ek pal bhi bhool na paun tujhe mein,
Ab to hawayen bhe teri kahani sunati hai.
Har pal mere sath rahti ho,
Mere har khwab tum sajati ho.
Akele me izhaar karti ho mohbbat ka,
Par duniya se na jane kyon chhupati ho.
Jahan dekhun vahan tera hi aksh milta hai,
Har par saaya tera sath mere chalta hai.
Ek pal bhi bhool na paun tujhe mein,
Ab to hawayen bhe teri kahani sunati hai.

Chikku



Chikku- Abe, Aaj Tere Chehre Pe Kuch Jyada Hi Ronak Dikhai De Rahi Hai

Teri Bimari Kaha Gayab Ho Gayi
Mikku- Ha..Ha.
Aaj Wo Mayke Gayi Hai..

Teacher:

Teacher- TAJ MAHAL Kisne Banaya Tha?

Chikku- Ji,
KARIGAR Ne..!!

Teacher- Mera Matlab Hai,
Banvaya Kisne Tha?

.

Chikku- Ji, THEKEDAAR Ne.

Chikku

Chikku- main susu subah 6 baje karta hu.
Dr- toh es me problem kya hai?

Chikku- jee meri ankh 8 baje khulti hai..


Aap Kudrat ki banayi tasveer ho

Aap Kudrat ki banayi tasveer ho,
Mere dil se judi ek janjeer ho,
Hum to us haath ko hi kaat denge,
Jis hath me Aap se judai ki lakeer ho.

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Khamoshi uski mujhpe barasti hai
Meri har aah uska dard samajhti hai
Maloom hai ki majboor hai vo
fir bhi meri nazar uske didar ko tarasti hai..

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Sabse pyara lafz "MAA" he
Sabse nazuk lafz "Aurat" he
Sabse masoom lafz "Dua" he
Sabse mushkil lafz "Intezar" he
Sabse kimti lafz "MUSKURAHt he.

Kitne Log Hai Mere Milne Wale

Kitne Log Hai Mere Milne Wale
Mere Chahne Wale
Mere Sang Hansane wale
Mere Dukh Me Rone Wale
Phir Bhi Na Jane Kyu
Ye Khwahish He
Koi Tum Sa Ho.

<><><> GHAZAL - Self Composed <><><>

MILA HAI DUNIYA SE HAR SILA MUJHKO
BAKHSH DE TANHAI YA KHUDA ! MUJHKO
 
HARF-HARF ZAROORI NASEEHAT HAI AGAR
NEEND MEIN CHALNA BHI TU SIKHA MUJHKO
 
SUNA GHAIRO(N) SE HI FASAANA TUMNE
APNI AANKHO(N) SE KAB PADAA MUJHKO
 
SAFFHAAT  HAIN BAQI ZINDAGI  KE  ABHI
KASH ! FIR DE KOI RANG NAYAA MUJHKO
 
YE SACH TO HAI MAGAR WO BAAT AB NAHEEN
INTZAAR  KABHI  THA  KISI  KA  MUJHKO
 
ADAA SHUKRIYA KAROON MEIN KAISE USKA
NEMATE(N)  KI  JISNE  SAB ATAA  MUJHKO
 
HARF-HARF ZAROORI SHIKAYAT TO NAHEEN
MILE HAMDAM KOI AB NAYAA MUJHKO
 
KAB,KAHAAN,KISLIYE,KYON,MAGAR,KAISE
HAR JUSTJOO KA DE HAUSLAA MUJHKO
 
KUCHH KHABAR TO HOGI AHSAAS TUMHE
LAGTA   HAI   AJNABI   AAINA   MUJHKO

Neha Ke Nyare Nyare Sms

Rok le kadam mudake dekh jara,
Tere peeche hai ham chodkar ye saara jahaan.
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Kahi-ankahi baaton ki ada hai dosti,
Har ranjo-gam ki dawa hai dosti,
Jameen par kami hai pujne waalon ki,
Varna is jameen par khuda hai dosti.
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Kaash dil ki aawaaz ka itna asar ho jaaye,
Ham unhe yaad kare aur unko khabar ho jaaye.
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Kisi ki chaahat par jinda rahne wale ham na the,
Kisi par mar-mitane wale ham na the,
Aadat-si pad gai hai aapko yaad karane ki,
Varna kisi ko yaad karne wale ham na the.
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Daulat aur shauharat sabke paas hai,
Khushiya aur gam sabke naseeb me hai,
Pyaar aur nafarat sabke dil me hai,
Par khushnaseeb hai ham,
Jo tum jaisa dost hamaare paas hai.

Jab kabhi aapko koi gam sataaye

Jab kabhi aapko koi gam sataaye,
Koi baat dil ko na bhaaye,
Aakhen saagar chalkaaye, yaad karke dekhana hame,
Kya pata aapka ek aansu kam ho jaaye.

Dil todna hamaari aadat nahi

Dil todna hamaari aadat nahi,
Dil ham kisi ka dukhaate nahi,
Bharosa rakhna hamaari dosti pe,
Dost bankar ham kisi ko bhulaate nahi

Badi gaharaai se chaaha hai tujhe

Badi gaharaai se chaaha hai tujhe,
Badi duaao se paaya hai tujhe
Tujhe bhulaane ki soche bhi to kaise
Kismat ki lakeero se churaya hai tujhe

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Santa Scooter pe ek Arthi Se Takra Gaya

Santa Scooter pe ek Arthi Se Takra Gaya,
Dead body Gir Gayi Log Santa Ko Pitne Lege,
Santa - Jo Gir Gaya Us Se to Puch lo Jyada Chot to Nahi Lagi !!!

Zeher Zindagi Ka Muskura ke Piyo

Zeher Zindagi Ka Muskura ke Piyo,
Rote Hue  Ko Hasa ke Chalo,
Safar Zindagi Ka Kat Jayega Yuhi,
Bas Sabko Apna Bana ke Jiyo.

Ek Tu Hi Hai Jo Mere

Ek Tu Hi Hai Jo Mere Dil Ke Karib Hai,
Teri Dosti Hi Mera Accha Naseeb Hai,
Haare Hai Hum ab Tak apni Zindagi Mein,
Tera Hona Hi is Zindagi ki Jeet Hai.

Marij Doctor se

( Marij Doctor se )
Marij : Aap ka aehsaan main kabhi nahi bhulunga,
Dr : Is main aehsaan ki koi baat nahi, yeh to mera Farj tha !
Marij : Doctorsaab muje bhi Seva ka Mauka dijiye !
Dr : Aap kya kaam karte hai ?
Marij : Ji main Jallad hoon.

Bhikhari :

Bhikhari : Agar koi tumhe Bhikh main Car de to tum kya karoge ?
Dusra Bhikhari : Main Car Main Beth ke Bhikh Mangne Jaya Karunga !

Mere gaav main kabhi bijli nahi katati

Nikki : Mere gaav main kabhi bijli nahi katati !
Tikku : Fir to tum sabhi ko bahut maja aata hoga !
tum har samay Cartoon Network dekh sakte ho.
Nikki : Tum galat samaje, darasal mere gaav main Bijli hi nahi hai.

Bachhon Kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai

Teacher : Bachhon Kaal kitne prakar ke hote hai ?
Ek Chatra : Sir do prakar ke, ek Trunck call or Dusra Local Call !

Tumhe pata hai

Umesh : Tumhe pata hai pehle main bilkul chal nahi pata tha,
Sanju : accha per kab ?
Umesh : Jub main do mahine ka tha !

Biwi-ko apni palko-pe bitha-lo

Biwi-ko apni palko-pe bitha-lo,
Deke khushi uske sare gham chura-lo,
Pyar aisa karo ke sab dehkte rahe jayen,
Padosan bhi aake kahe: "Muze bhi apni BIWI
bana-lo

koi na mila aisa jis per duniya

koi na mila aisa jis per duniya luta dete

sub ne dhokha diya kis kisko bhula dete

dil ka dard dil me dabaye rakha he

bayan kiya hota to mehfil ko rula dete

Hindi Love SMS

Muskurati Rahe Ye Zindgi Tumhari,
Ye Dua Hai Har Pal Khuda Se Hamari,
Phoolo Se Sazi Ho Har Raah Tumhari,
Jis Se Mehke Har Subah Aur Shaam Tumhari..

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Aapko Her Pal Dil Yaad Karta Hai,
Dharkan Ban Ye Sine Mein Dharkta Hai,
Bas Aapko Hi Ye Aankhen Deke Ye Fariyad Karya Hai,
Na Aoge Ye Janata Hai Dil,
Phir Bhi Aapse Milne Ki Dua Karta Hai,
Kyonki Pyar To Pyar Hota Hai…

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Labon Pe Bulbul Ke Taraana Aa Jaaye,
Bahaaron Ka Fir Wo Zamaana Aa Jaaye.
Badi Aarzoo Hai Seene Mein,
Ik Pal Ke Liye Mera Deewaana Aa Jaaye…

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Kissi Ki Aankhon Mein Poori Duniya Nazar Aaye,
Aur Poori Duniya Mein Bass Ik Wohi Nazar Aaye,
To Samajh Lena Mohabbatt Ho Gayee Hai,
Woh Mohabbatt Jo Ibaadatt Ban Gayee Hai…

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Dil Mein Ho Sachchi Chah Toh,
Zindgi Khud Be Khud Byan Hoti Hai,
Kal Kisne Dekha Jiyo Toh,
Har Pal Mein Hee Jaan Hoti Hai…

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Jazbaat Behkate Hain Jab Tumse Milta Hun,
Armaan Machalte Hai Jab Tumse Milta Hun,
Saath Hum Dono Ka Koi Bardasht Nahi Karta,
Sab Humse Jalte Hai Jab Tumse Milta Hun..

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Na Jane Wo Kab Haseen Raat Hogi,
Jab Unki Nigahen Humari Nigahon Ke Saath Hongi,
Baithe Hai Hum Uss Raat Ke Intezaar Mein,
Jab Unke Hontho Ki Surkhiya Humare Honthon Ke Saath Hongi.

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Log To Ishq Mein Qurban Ho Jate Hai,
Aye Dost Hum To Sirf Pagal Hue Baithe Hai,
Dekha Hai Kya Tumne Wo Taj-E-Mahal,
Jise Log Yaadein Mumtaz Bhi Kehte Hai…

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Pyaar To Pyaar Hai, Pyaar Ko Hum Pyaar Karein,
Dil To Dil Hai, Jisko Hum Bekarar Karein,
Mohabbat To Faqt Ek Arzoo Hai Tumhe Pane Ki,
Aap To Aap Hai Jis Par Jaan Nisar Hum Karein.

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Chahat Teri Pehchan Hai Meri,
Mahobbat Teri Shaan Hai Meri,
Hoke Juda Tujse Kya Reh Paunga,
Tu To Aakhir Jaan Hai Meri…

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Teri Palkon Mein Kabhi Na Aansu Aye,
Yahi Duwa Hai Rab Se Meri,
Tere Chahre Se Kabhi Muskan Na Jaye,
Yahi Duwa Hai Rab Se Meri,
Teri Zindagi Me Aye Hum,
Yahi Duwa Hai Rab Se Meri…

Dil ki kalam se

Jab dil tut ta hai to aawaj nahi hoti,


Tum jaisi haseen kisi ka mohtaaj nahi hoti

Tum meri jindagi kya sawarogi,

Ye jindagi khuli kitab nahi hoti

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Doli nikalegi jab ghar se teri,

Ashk ki bahenge tab najar se meri,

Jab kabhi hoga tera shamasano me aana,

Naam tera he gunjega kabra se meri,
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Jaise tel ki jarurat hoti hai

chirag jalane ke liye,

Waise pyar be jaruri hai

jindagi chalane ke liye,

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Jindagi ki rahon me

yaron ranjo gum ke mele hai,

Beed hai kayamat ki,

Aur yahan hum akele hai.
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Mil jaye mujhe sukun thoda,

Ek baar sine pe hath rakh de

Tute hue dil ke tukde ko

Tu jara ek sath rakh de.

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Ishwar ki surat jindagi,

Ishwar ki surat jindagi,

Jindagi ki surat pyar,

Pyar ki surat vishwas,

Vishwas ki surat Dosti,

Aur dosti ki surat aap,

Yeh Kaisi Bebasi Hai

Na Tujhe Chod Sakte Hain Tere Ho Bhi Nahi Sakte
Yeh Kaisi Bebasi Hai Aaj Hum Ro Bhi Nahi Sakte

Yeh Kaisa Dard Hai Pal-Pal Humein Tadpaaye Rakhta Hai
Tumhari Yaad Aati Hai To Phir So Bhi Nahi Sakte

Chhupa Sakte Hain Aur Na Dikha Sakte Hain Logon Ko
Kuch Aise Daagh Hain Dil Per Jo Hum Dho Bhi Nahi Sakte

Kahaa To Tha Chod Denge Yeh Nagar Phir Ruk Gaye Lekin
Tumhein Paa To Nahi Sakte Magar Kho Bhi Nahi Sakte

Hamaaraa ek Hona Bhi Nahi Mumkin Raha Ab To
Jeeyein Kaise Ke Tum Se Door Reh Bhi Nahi Sakte....

Top Ten Judaai Sms



Teri judaai mein roney ki aadat hogaye..
Ke tujhse juda hokar bhi jeeney ki aadat hogayee

Tum laut ke aaogey humsey milney
Roz dil ko behlaney ki aadat hogayee

Terey waadey pe kya bharosa kiya humney
Keh shab bhar tera intezaar karney ki aadat hogayee

Khushi mein bhi hum kya muskuratey keh
Teri judaai mein roney ki aadat hogayee

Kaafiley nikal gaye humein chhor keh
Keh ab tou tanha safar ki aadat hogayee

Har morh par mili ghum ki parchhaiyaan
Zindagi se samjhota karney ki aadat hogayee

Jaantey thay keh nahi hosaktey kabhi tum hamarey
Phir bhi khuda se tujhey maangney ki aadat hogayee

Paiman-e-wafaa kya hai humey kya maloom *saahil*
Keh bewafaaon se dil laganey ki aadat hogayee

Top Ten Dil Se Sms

Mohabbat ka ajeeb karobaar hum ne kiya,
Woh be wafa sehi magar pyaar hum ne kiya,
agar woh chor gya to mat keho bura us ko,
Qasoor uska nhe "Aitebaar" hum ne kiya !

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Unhe to fursat nahi hume yaad karne ki
humara waqt guzarta hai unki fariyad karke
wo aaye mere lash pe to kehna
abhi soya hai tujhe yaad karke !

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Pal bhar mein tut jaye wo kasam nahi,
ishq ko bhool jaye wo hum nahi,
tum bewafa bano is baat mein dam nahi,
kyunki hamari wafa bhi kuchh kam nahi.

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Chahte the jinhe unke dil badal gaye
samandar gehre the sahil badal gaye
Katal aisa hua tukdo me mera
kabhi badle khanzar to kabhi katil badal gaye.

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hum uski yaad mai barso rote rahe
Bewafa wo nikle badnam hum hote rahe..
pyar me madhoshi ka aalam to dekhiye,
dhul chehre pe thi aur hum aaina dhote rahe.

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Gamo ki Barsaat Samete Huay Betha hu.
Kisi Bewafa se Dhokha Khai Bhetha hu.
Jane Kab Dega Uper wala Mot Mujh  ko,
Ab To bas Khuda ke Bharosay Aas lagay Betha hu.

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Unko Apne Haal ka Hisaab Kya Dete?
Sawal Saare Galat The, Hum Jawab Kya Dete?
Wo Toh Lafzo Ki Hifazat Bhi Naa Kr Sake...
Phr Unke Hath Mein Zndgi Ki Puri Kitaab Kya Dete???

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Raha jo dil mein dhadkan ban ke
bichda mujhse vo bewafa ban ke
na ummid rahi jeene ki ab ae dosto
milli hamein dava bhi ek sazaa ban ke.

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aub toh gham sehne ki aadat si ho gayi hai
raat ko chhup chhup rone ki aadat si ho gayi hai
tu Bewafa hai….khel mere dil se ji bhar ke
hamein toh ab chot khaane ki aadat si ho gayi hai.

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Jaan kar bhi woh Mujhe jaan na paaye,
Aaj tak woh Mujhe pehchaan na paaye,
Khud hi kar li bewafai humne,
taaki unpar koi ilzaam na aaye.

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Dosto aap ke bahut saare emails
mil rahe hai shukriya ummid hai

or bhi aisa hi pyaar dete rahoge email ke jariye.

Good Morning!

Baharo ka sama hota hai apke aane se phool khilte hai aapke sharmane se. Jyada mat soiye janab kyoki har subah hoti hai apke Muskurane se. Good Morning.

MSG OF THE DAY:

True Fact
Agar kisi ajnabi Par aapko bahut
vishwas ho jaye to samaj lena
aapko pyar Ho Gaya Hai.
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Mohabbat wo Barish He,
Jise Chhune Ki Khwaish Me Hatheliya To Gili Ho Jati Hain,
Magar Haath Hamesa Khaali Hi Reh Jata Hai... :(
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Jokes Of The DAy
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Malkin-Tu 3din kam pe nai aayi

Kamwali-Mene to Facebook pe update kia tha

"Me Gao Ja Rahi Hu"

Apke pati ne comment b kiya tha: "MISS-YOU"

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Seema Rizvi:
Ek sapna kisi apne se milna,

Ek ittefaak aapka hamaari zindagi me aana,
Ek hakikat aap se dosti karna,
Aur ek tamanna dosti ko zindagi bhar nibhana.
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Mr.look:
Har ghadi sochte hai bhalaai teri,

Sun nahi sakte buraai teri,
Hasate-hasate ro padi hai aakhen meri,
Is tarah se sahate hai judaai teri.
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Amandip
" Pyar se pyar tab tak na karo jab tak pyar aap se pyar na kare aur jab pyar aap se pyar kare to pyar se etna pyar karo ki pyar kisi aur se pyar na kare "
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Cute Monika:
Aaj Ki Bahut Khubsurat Aur Pyari Baat:


Khuda Ne Farmaya Agar Maine Tamam Baate Takdir Me Likhi Hoti

To Apne Bando Ko Dua Mangna Na Sikhata
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Ridhima Sharma:-
1 Phool Kabi 2 Bar Nhi Khilta
Janam Kabi 2 Bar Nhi Milta
Yu Milne Ko Mil Jate He dost Hazaro
Magar
Dil Se Chahne Wala Dost Bar Bar Nhi Milta
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flirt girl
Suhana..
join my school of flirt.
type
JOIN cuteseema
To 092195 92195
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Best msg from forest department
to the youth-

"pedo se bhi Utna
hi pyar karo, Jitna Pedo K Niche
aur pedo K piche kiya Karte Ho".
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