Sachcha Pyar Kya Hai.?

Sachcha Pyar Kya Hai.?
Jab Aapki GF GAS Chhode Aur Aapko Wo Bhi
Gulab Ki Khushbu Jaisi Lage
To Samaj Lena Aapko
Sachcha Pyar Ho Gaya Hai

Best msg from forest department to the youth-

Best msg from forest department
to the youth-

"pedo se bhi Utna
hi pyar karo, Jitna Pedo K Niche
aur pedo K piche kiya Karte Ho".
By Mr.gautam(9936480158)

Dosti BUUBs nai Jo DAB

Dosti BUUBs nai Jo DAB Jaye,Dosti LAND nai Jo THAK Jaye,Dosti GANND nai Jo,FAT Jaye,Dosti To C#UT He Yar
Jo WaQt K Sath
Or GEHRI Hoti Jaye

Teacher: Bachchon batao love kyun

Teacher:
Bachchon batao love kyun
acchha hai WAR se ?
A:
saare students ek saath bole:
kyunki Kondam saste milte hain
Talwar se...!

Boy-Cinema chale

Boy-Cinema chale
Girl-waha tum muje touch kroge ?
Boy-No
G-Mera hath pkdoge
B-No,G-Mujhe kis karoge,B-No
G-Toapni behen k sathchale jao

3Men Milke

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3Men Milke
1Lady ko REPE kr rhe the
Thodi Der Bad Lady Zorse Hsne
Lgi
Men=Kya Huwa
Lady=CHOeDO Salo,or Zorse
CHeODO
Qki Muze Ads hai

Teacher:- DHRITRAASHTRA K 100

Teacher:- DHRITRAASHTRA K 100
Putra the: PANDU Ke Sirf 5 Aisa Q?
Student:sir, kyu ki Jinki Aankhe
Hoti H,Unhe Aur Bhi Kaam Hote
Hai....

Daadi-Jawani Me meri Chapale

Daadi-Jawani Me meri Chapale
1Sal Chalti Thi, Pr ab 1mahina B
Ni Chalti
Poti-Wo Q?
D-Jawani Me Meri TaangE Aksar
Uppar Rehti thi na

1 hijde ne viagra

1 hijde ne viagra
khaayi..
sharir mein se
aawaz aayi..
maaf keejiye,
aapke system
mein yeh
suvidha uplabdh
nahi hai!

A Policeman saw Santa

A Policeman saw Santa fuuccking a

call girl inside a car..

Policeman-Wah Beta

akele-akele.. Mera number kab ayega

Santa-Is Ladki k baad..

Arz kiya hai

Arz kiya hai koi ldki hume thukra
de to Gum nhi
wh-wh
Koi Ldki hume thukra de to gum
nhi
wh-wh
Are uski ma ka bhosda jiski
kismat me hum nhi

Top Ten Adults

Dekha hai lab-e-baam pe ek chand ka tukda. Lakh koshish ki par ek jhant na ukhda.
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Shampoo ki add mein bal dikhate hai.Cream or powder ki add mein chehra dikhate hai. lekin whisper ki add mein kuch nahi dikhate hai..! JAGO GRAHAK JAGO (
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Subah me karoge to uljhan, Dophar me karoge to tadap sham me karoge to bekarari rat ne karoge..... you are a dirty mind! mai sms ki bat kar raha ho
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Muskan ko hoto tak laya mat karo, boobs ko upar se dikhaya mat karo, log haath me land liye phirte hai, apni gaand itni hilaya mat karo.
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Yeh teer )--------) sms bhejne wale ki shaam mein aur parne wale ki gaand mein.

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Na chahat hai sitaro ki, na tamanna hai nazaron ki. Aap jaisa ek dost mil jae to maa chod de hazaron ki.
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Ladki kare virod, nirodh laga ke chod. (SANJU sanju_022@yahoo.com)
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Mili hai saza unse dil lagane ki, nazar lag gai humare pyar ko zamane ki. qabr se nikle dono hath kahete hai, aarzu rahgai unke BOOBS dabane ki. -=(*)=-
1.Lelo lelo mera lelo. 2.Bolo bolo apni kholo 3.kholo kholo apni khol k dekho. 4.Kitna bada hai mera... Ans... 1.dil 2.zuban 3.aankhe 4.dil re

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Hontho pe shabab k paimane nahi aate, sahil pe samundar k khazane nahi aate. Gajar muli mein jane kya baat hai aisi, pas hum rahte par chudane nahi aate.

Ladki boli 200 lungi,

Ladki boli 200 lungi, hil hil ke dungi, Ladka bola 100 dunga hil mat mai khud hi lunga. Ludki boli 100 bhi bacha le haath se hila le.

Kaun kahta hai apni judai hogi

Kaun kahta hai apni judai hogi, ye afwaa to kisi chodu ne udai hoi. Shan se rahenge apki gand me lund daal kar itni to jagah humne banai hogi

Narad ko aaya ek kanya pe krodh

Narad ko aaya ek kanya pe krodh, usne lena chaha pratishod aur kanya ko diya chod, Uspe kanya boli narad madarchod chod diya bina nirodh...

Dekh tere lavde ki halat hui insan

Dekh tere lavde ki halat hui insan, usme bachi nahi ab jaan. boll dikhayi, chut dikhayi, dikhayi use re gaand, phir bhi utha nahi shaitan...

ARZ KIYA HAI...

ARZ KIYA HAI... Jawani tere lund pe kuch istarha aayi, jawani tere lund pe kuch istarha aayi, Kutte ki gaand bhi tujhe chut nazar aai

Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho

Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho, Agar baat kare koi to itrate bahut ho, Dil chahta hai tumhari GAND mardu par suna hai tum chillate bahut ho.

Girl come late, BOY

Girl come late, BOY: Chand sitaro ko nind aa rahi hai, teri maa ki chut tu ab aa rahi hai. GIRL: Maa ki chut ka na de wasta, kholti hun chaddi kar le nashta.

Sex zara sambhal ke karna

Räat hogi to CONDOM b duhai dega,

Tango k Beech sara jahan Dikhai Dega,

Ye SEX hai Jaani zara Sambhal k Karna

1 Qatra b Gira to 9 Mahine Baad sunai dega ;->