A Penguin

A penguin walks into the shop and says have you got any apples and the shop keeper says no.

The next day he goes in again and asks for some apples, the shop keeper says no.

The next day he goes in again and asks the same thing and the shop keeper says no, if you come in one more time and ask me for sum apples, i will nail your feet to the floor !!

The next day the penguin goes back in the shop and says " have you got any nails" the shop keeper says no so the penguin says " well can I have some grapes then" !!

Chirya ko maaron ga

1 pagal her waqt bolta tha

"Ghulail banaun ga or chirya ko marun ga"

"Ghulail banaon ga chirya ko marun ga"

1 din usko paglon k doctr k pas le gaye us ka elaj kia,

Dr: AB KYA KARO GE?

PAGAL: shadi karun ga,

nokri karon ga,

ghar basaon ga.

DR: vry nice phir kya kro ge?

PAGAL: bacho ko achy school bhejon ga

unki birthday krun ga

Niker or shirt gift don ga

Dr: gud gud phir?

Pagal: unki niker se lastik nikalon ga phir

Gulail bnaon ga or chirya ko marun ga

Sharab ke nashe mein

Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.

Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.

Billi ne laat mari or glass gira diya.

Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya

Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena...

Chooha Muskuraya

Or Bola

Jaan naraz mat hona

Us waqt main Nashy me tha...?