Munni ki badnaami dil

Munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi,

Sheela ki jawaani nayi umang laayi,

Ab na rahi meethi ras-malaai,

Jab se aayi hai JALEBI-BAI. ;-)

Aaj Apni GF ki Shadi Me

Aaj Apni GF ki Shadi Me ja k Ye Ehsas hua
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ki

BIRYANI Achi ho To Mohabbt b fiki Lagti he
(',')
<) )->1plate
/ /or de yar
maza aa gya

Shadi me dulhan

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai

Socho

socho

nai pata



Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki


Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi.

Lady 2 Dr-Inki Bimari thek karo

Lady 2 Dr-Inki Bimari thek karo,Ye raat me zor-zor se mera naam pukarte he
Dr-Aap to lucky ho
Lady-Nai,kal inki biwi mayke se lautne wali he

Santa:Mai Aisa

Santa:Mai Aisa Kya Kru K Teri Shaadi K Baad Me Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le
Kar Jau Aur Tu Naraz B Na Ho
Banta: Meri Shadi Apni Behen Se Kara De

2 ladkiya,1 kali & 1 gori

2 ladkiya,1 kali & 1 gori.
Kali gori se: tu konsa cream lagati hai?
Gori: Fair & lovely, aur tu ?
Piche baitha ladka bola: "Cherry blossom"

Teacher:

Teacher- TAJ MAHAL Kisne Banaya Tha?

Chikku- Ji,
KARIGAR Ne..!!

Teacher- Mera Matlab Hai,
Banvaya Kisne Tha?

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Chikku- Ji, THEKEDAAR Ne.

Top 10 Sardarji SMS Jokes

1 . Santa : What is the meaning of SMS ?
Banta : It Means…
S – Sardaro ka
M – Mazaak udane ki
S – Service

2. Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office

3. A sardar saw a beautiful girl. He went and kissed her.
GIRL: “stupid,what are you doin…?”
Sardar: ” B.Com Final Year….

4. Santa was driving car zigzag on the road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Santa: Sir, I am learning the car.
Inspector: without instructor ?
Santa: Sir, this is a correspondence course.

5. Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”

6. A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa does not turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I am coming daily from 4 days, I press the bell, but no one comes out.

8. Santa khali kadahi me chammach chala raha tha to Banta ne poocha kya bana rahe ho ?
Santa- BEWAKOOF bana raha hoon..

9. A man told santa: Banta is kissing your wife Santa hurriedly rushed to home, within half hour came back angrily and slapped the man and said: He is not Banta.

10. Santa is repeatedly buying movie tickets. On being asked, santa replied: A man standing at the entry, tears my ticket everytime.