Baap bete se-

Baap bete se- tum shadi kab karoge

Beta- mai to shadi new year pe krunga

Baap- Q

Beta- kya pta new year offer me 1 k sath 1 free mil jaye

In a hotel... chikku -

In a hotel...
chikku -Omlet lekar aao.

waiter- kaun sa?

spanish ya italian

chikku -koi bhi le ao mujhe k

Publish Post

hana hai, usse baat nahi karni..!

Daru p k arz he

Daru p k arz he
Jala do ya dafna do
Marne ke baad do ghunt mere hotho se laga do,

Tajmahal to nai mangta yaro
1theka hi meri yad me khulwa2

Dosti ka paigam

Koi aisaa ‘dost’ banaya jaaye,
Jiske aansu ko palkon me chupaya jaaye,
Rahe uska-mera rishta kuch aisa,
Ki agar vo rahe udaas to,
Hamse bhi na muskuraya jaaye

Har zkhm kisi thokr ki meharbani

Har zkhm kisi thokr ki meharbani H
Meri zindgi 1-kissa-1kahani Hai
Mita dete is dard ko dilse
Par ye dard to kisi ki akhri nishani H

Zindagi nahi hame doston

Zindagi nahi hame doston se pyaari,
Doston par haajir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankho me hamaare aansu hai to kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhari.

Is kadar hamaari ‘dosti’

Is kadar hamaari ‘dosti’ ka imtihaan na lijiye,
Kyon ho khafa ye bayaan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi galti,
Yu yaad na karke hame saja to na dijiye.

Zindagi Ko Bahhot Se Ishare Mile

Zindagi Ko Bahhot Se Ishare Mile
Kuch Dariye Mile Kuch Kinaare Mile
Saath Jab Bhi Raha To Tumhaara Raha
Ek Tum Hi To Bas Hamaare Mile
Jaan Dena Hai Kya Jaan Lena Hai Kya
Roz Jeete Hue Hi Marte Hain Log
Be Garaz Ban Gaye Aur Chalte Rahe
Ek Tum Se Hi To Har Sahare Mile
Waqt Be Waqt Aata Mere Pass Tu
Aur Mujh Se Batata Teri Aarzoo
Khushboon Se Lipat Kar Mile Har Khushi
Khwahishon Ka Tujhe Har Nazara Mile
Lamha Lamha Mera Ho Tere Naam Par
Teri Aankhon Mein Aansu Na Aayein Kabhie
Tu Kisi Ke Liye Kuch Bhi Ho Jaana Par
Mujh Ko Tujh Se Teri Dosti Hi Mile

Dosti ka paigam

"Dosti ka paigam jo aapka mila,
Dil ho gaya khush mit gaye saare gila,
Kisi Dost ko nahi mila hoga,
Dosti ka aisa sila,
Ki Saare Ghum Hogaye dooor mere,
Jab doston ke pyaar ka nazraana mila"

AISA LAGTA HAI........

Ais lagta hai....

Jo Na hua........ Honey ko hai

Aisa lagta hai

Ab Dil Mera...Khoney ko hai

Warna Dil kiyon dharakta

Saansein kiyon rukteen

Neendein meri Kiyon Urr jaateen

Aisa lagta hai

Koi.....Chehra nigaahon pe chaaney laga

Koi.... ab roz khawaabon mein aaney laga

aai rut jo Nai

Jaagey Armaan kai

Mausum..... koi Ghazal jaisey gaaney laga

Aisa lagta hai....

Jaisey Nasha...... honey ko hai

Aisa lagta hai....

Hosh Mera khoney ko hai

Mehki.... Mehki Fiza ne le Angraaiyaan

Neeli..... Neeli hain Badal ki parchaaiyaan

Thundi... Thundi hawa laai Raag naya

Goonji....Goonji si hain jaisey Shahnaiyaan

Aisa lagta hai,

Koi Mera honey ko hai

Aisa lagta hai

Hur Faasla.......khoney ko ha

Dil ne jo chaha wo:

Dil ne jo chaha wo kabi nahi paya

Juthi muskan se humne gum ko chupaya,

Her insaan takdir ko aajmata hai,

Ek hum he hai jise her baar takdir ne aajmaya hai.

Dil Main Jagah di

Dil Main Jagah di toh Dil Tod Gaye,

Bepanah Mohabbat ki toh Bewafai kar Gaye,

Taras Na Aaya Unhe Hamari Wafaon pe,

Isliye Tadapne ke liye Tanha Chhod Gaye.

Ishwar ki surat jindagi

Ishwar ki surat jindagi,

Jindagi ki surat pyar,

Pyar ki surat vishwas,

Vishwas ki surat Dosti,

Aur dosti ki surat aap,

Dost hun dosti niba dungi

Dost hun dosti niba dungi,

mai hamesha tuje dua dungi,

gum bahot suno mohabbat me,

ishq karna nahi sala dungi,

chot khaker mai muskurati hun

yeh ab bata dungi-Priya sharma

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho

Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he? 
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola? 
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, I asked KAUN-SA-LAW aisa kehta he?

Dil Me Basakar Bhulaya Karte He

Na Dil Me Basakar Bhulaya Karte He

Na Hansakr Rulaya Karte Hai,

Kabhi Mehsoos Kar Ke Dekh Lena,

Hum Jaise To DiL Se Rishte Nibhaya Karte he.

Bat aisi ho ke jazbaat kam na ho

Bat aisi ho ke jazbaat kam na ho,

Khayalat aise ho ke kabhi gham na ho,

Dil ke kone mein itni jagah rakhna

Ke khali khali sa lage jab hum na ho.

Zindagi jab rulane lage

Zindagi jab rulane lage

Itna Mushkurao ki Dard bhi Sharmane lage

Nikle na aansu ankho se kabhi

Or Kismat bhi Majbur Hokar aapko Hasane lage.

Dosti hoti hai dil-e-raaz chupane ke liye

Dosti hoti hai dil-e-raaz chupane ke liye,
Ham apni hasti mita de tumhe paane ke liye,
Milane ki tumhe fursat nahi,
Isliye SMS kar rahe hai apni yaad dilaane ke liye.
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Mulakaat maut ki mehaman ho gayi hai,
Najar ki duniya veeraan ho gayi hai,
Ab meri saanse bhi meri nahi rahi,
Ye zindagi aapki dosti par kurbaan ho gayi hai.

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Palako me kaid kuch sapne hai,
Kuch baigaane, kuch apane hai,
Na jaane kya kashish hai in khyaalo me,
Aap door hoke bhi hamaare kitane kareeb hai.
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Aakhon ki jubaan vo samajh nahi paate,
Hoth magar kuch kah nahi paate,
Ham aapse kis tarah kahe,
Koi hai jiske bina ham rah nahi paate.
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Log pyaar karate hai

Log pyaar karate hai bade shor ke saath,

Hamane bhi kiya bade jor ke saath,

Ab nahi karana kisi aur ke saath,

Kyonki kal dekha use kisi aur ke saath