Top Ten Adults

Dekha hai lab-e-baam pe ek chand ka tukda. Lakh koshish ki par ek jhant na ukhda.
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Shampoo ki add mein bal dikhate hai.Cream or powder ki add mein chehra dikhate hai. lekin whisper ki add mein kuch nahi dikhate hai..! JAGO GRAHAK JAGO (
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Subah me karoge to uljhan, Dophar me karoge to tadap sham me karoge to bekarari rat ne karoge..... you are a dirty mind! mai sms ki bat kar raha ho
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Muskan ko hoto tak laya mat karo, boobs ko upar se dikhaya mat karo, log haath me land liye phirte hai, apni gaand itni hilaya mat karo.
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Yeh teer )--------) sms bhejne wale ki shaam mein aur parne wale ki gaand mein.

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Na chahat hai sitaro ki, na tamanna hai nazaron ki. Aap jaisa ek dost mil jae to maa chod de hazaron ki.
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Ladki kare virod, nirodh laga ke chod. (SANJU sanju_022@yahoo.com)
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Mili hai saza unse dil lagane ki, nazar lag gai humare pyar ko zamane ki. qabr se nikle dono hath kahete hai, aarzu rahgai unke BOOBS dabane ki. -=(*)=-
1.Lelo lelo mera lelo. 2.Bolo bolo apni kholo 3.kholo kholo apni khol k dekho. 4.Kitna bada hai mera... Ans... 1.dil 2.zuban 3.aankhe 4.dil re

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Hontho pe shabab k paimane nahi aate, sahil pe samundar k khazane nahi aate. Gajar muli mein jane kya baat hai aisi, pas hum rahte par chudane nahi aate.

Ladki boli 200 lungi,

Ladki boli 200 lungi, hil hil ke dungi, Ladka bola 100 dunga hil mat mai khud hi lunga. Ludki boli 100 bhi bacha le haath se hila le.

Kaun kahta hai apni judai hogi

Kaun kahta hai apni judai hogi, ye afwaa to kisi chodu ne udai hoi. Shan se rahenge apki gand me lund daal kar itni to jagah humne banai hogi

Narad ko aaya ek kanya pe krodh

Narad ko aaya ek kanya pe krodh, usne lena chaha pratishod aur kanya ko diya chod, Uspe kanya boli narad madarchod chod diya bina nirodh...

Dekh tere lavde ki halat hui insan

Dekh tere lavde ki halat hui insan, usme bachi nahi ab jaan. boll dikhayi, chut dikhayi, dikhayi use re gaand, phir bhi utha nahi shaitan...

ARZ KIYA HAI...

ARZ KIYA HAI... Jawani tere lund pe kuch istarha aayi, jawani tere lund pe kuch istarha aayi, Kutte ki gaand bhi tujhe chut nazar aai

Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho

Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho, Agar baat kare koi to itrate bahut ho, Dil chahta hai tumhari GAND mardu par suna hai tum chillate bahut ho.

Girl come late, BOY

Girl come late, BOY: Chand sitaro ko nind aa rahi hai, teri maa ki chut tu ab aa rahi hai. GIRL: Maa ki chut ka na de wasta, kholti hun chaddi kar le nashta.