How did Mallika get such a huge set of boobs..?

How did Mallika get such a huge set of boobs..?



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exactly...

aisehi...
D ABA DABA K
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Boy to girl in romantic mood"Mug sa Shadi karoo gi?" She reply "dakhee thi achi film hay"
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Munnabhai: yaar circuit ye RAM NAVMI kyu manai jati hai? Circuit: simple bhai, is din Shri Ramji 8 vi pass karke 9th class me aaye the.
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Santa : THIHAR Jail se kaidiyo ke liye 999 shirts & 1000 pants ka order hai. Banta : 1 shirt kam kyun ? Santa : SALMAN KHAN IS COMING..

Circuit:Bhai US Rashtrapati kidherko rehta hai

Circuit:Bhai US Rashtrapati kidherko rehta hai? Munna:DHOBIGHAT pe Cirt:Dhobighat boletoh? Munna:Englsh mein usko WASHING TOWN bolne ka
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Mallika: I have been ra ped in d dark by a sardar! Police: How do u know that he was a sardar? Malika: Cxz I had to tell him what 2 do & how 2 do.
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A boy proposed a girl in new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA
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Why does Adnan Sami sing - "Gilla Gilla... Gilla Gilla..." B'coz.. Huggies are not available in ELEPHANT size...
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Amitab- mere pas bangla he,gadi he, pesa he.tumhre pas kya he? Sashi-mere pas b bangla he,gadi he, pesa he.Bchn-Sala tofir maa kiske pa
R.A.Amrohi
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Life is 1 LAKSHYA, So Never Depend Upon NASEEB Bcoz JO JITA WOHI SIKANDAR So Do GOLMAAL, folow BIG-B, & Create DHOOM bt Never Forgt Me, I'M The GURU.
A. Malik-Malegaon

Circuit: bhai. Ameriba ka Capital kya hai?

Circuit: bhai. Ameriba ka Capital kya hai?
Munnabhai: Dhobi Ghaat
Circuit: bhai. Dhobighaat bole to....?
Munnabhai: Washington mamu.....
R. A. Amrohi
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Subh ki pahli pahli kiran pyara sa pyam le kar aayi hai. Utho nahalo pata nahi raat me sapno me. .... Malika ya Bipasha aayi ho.
R. A. Amrohi
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Abhishek on Suhagrat: teri ankho mein doop jau. Teri zulfo mei kho jaau tere jhumke pe jhool jaau.
Aish: neeche b utrega ki salman ko bulau.
R. A. Amrohi

Bhakt:

Bhakt: Mujhe wardan do k mai dobara zinda ho sakun.

Bhagwaan: Asambhav yeh kaam hum nahi kewal Ekta Kapoor hi kar sakti hai!

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Circuit: Bhai ye digestive system bole to? Munna Bhai: Bole to simple yar, woh system jo sidhe haath se start hokar ulte haat par khatam hota hai!

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Salman: aaj mere bap k pas 14 car hai, 18 bikes hai, 4 banglow hai. 3 farm house hai tumare pas kya he?
Amitabh: mere bete k pas tera maal hai!
A.Malik-Malegaon

Director to malika

Director tn malika suharaat ka scene hai tumhe hero kn glass me dudh pilana hai. Malika said. Agar glass me pilana hi hai to vidya balan ko bula lite.
S. Saddam
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Gabbar-Basanti tatti kar. Viru:basanti en kutto k samne tatti mat karna. Ye tujhe pani nahi denge aur teri gand mujhse chatwayenge.
Sandy-Mumbai
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Height of confidence.
Malilika sheravat gives hand kerchief to a tailor and asks to stitch three dresses. Tailor replies what to do with remaining cloth!
R. A. Amrohi
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Aap k liye film mein baat ki hai. Chota sa role hai. Vilon aap ko khandar me nachate hai. Film ka naam hai....
Khandar mein bandar ka Naach!

Munna aur Sarkit ek car me bomb laga rahe the

Munna aur Sarkit ek car me bomb laga rahe the.. Munna:agar bomb lagate samay blast ho gaya to..! Sarkit:tension nahi leneka bhai. Mere paas aur ek hai.
R. A. Amrohi
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Malika Sherawat ne baba Ramdev se pucha. "Main nahate samay kya lagau ki mera yauvan surakshit rahe?" baaji bole...
"Apne bathroom ki Chitkani"
A. Malik-Malegaon
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"Behind a successful man there is a woman" according to film guru. And "behind success of 11 girls there is a man" according to Chakde India! so boys rock..
A. Malik-Malegaon
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Phulo mein gulab. Bollywood me Amitabh. Tenis me Sania. Music me himesh. Stil me mittal. Business me Ambani. Criket me dhoni aur sms me apun famous hai na.
A. Malik-Malegaon
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Amitaab: aj kal badi weekness feel kar raha hoon. Pata hai Q? Q k zee cinema par har aurat kehti hai. Har shanivar ki raat amitabh ke saath!

Principal;

Principal
bola
agar
koi student
girls hostel
me
gaya to,1st time
100Rs fine
2time200 & 3 time500,
munnabhai
bola
monthly
pass ka
kya lega MAMU
Shaikh Saddam

Rakhi Sawant goes to L.I.C.

Rakhi Sawant goes to L.I.C. office to Insure her "LIPS" . The L.I.C. officer refuses and says : ' Sorry madam , we don't cover public property.....'
R.A.Amrohi
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Viru:Basanti in kutto k samne mat nachna.
Basanti:Excuse me Mr.Who d hel r u 2 order me like dis U stupid guy using abusive language. Hey Gabbar lets DJ Yaar
R.A.Amrohi
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Rakhi sawant Remix-


Ek pardesi meri BRA le gaya,



jate jate mitha mitha Dudh pi gaya.


Jane anjane muje pata na chala,


Dhire dhire apni malai de gaya..
Firoz khan Amrohi

VIRU:

Salman khan aur Mallika ki shadi hojane par kis ka bil sabse kam aye ga.......??? LAUNDRY KA!

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Gandhiji aur Mallika sherawat mein kya samanta hai. dono ne kapre tyag diye, pahle nd desh k liye aur dusre ne deshwasyon k liye.

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HRITIK: mere pass gaadi hai, bangla hai bank balance hai tere pass kya hai? ABISHEKH:mere baap k sar pe baal hai.

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VIRU: thakur gabbar teri bahen ka rape kar raha hai, aur wo puch rahi hai... THAKUR: kya puch rahi hai VIRU:puch rahi hai k gabbar se kya lena hai badla ya PAYMENT!

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IMPORTENT NOTICE: Dipasha ka rape ho gaya hai aur police mere piche hai, tu bhi bhag le kuon k dipasha ki kutya ka bhi rape hua hai aur ilzam tujh par hai.

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GABBAR: basanti chaddi utar. VIRU: basanti inn kutton k samne mat chaddi utarna. BASANTI:tension mat le viru mai ne chaddi pehni hi nahi hai.

CIRCUIT:

CIRCUIT: bhai, agar bapu k samne rape hoga to bapu kya bolega? MUNNABHAI: mamu, bapu bolega ek side hogaya ab dusra..!

Mallika to shopkeeper:

Mallika to shopkeeper: Aapke pass 12 inch ka condom hai kya Shopkeeper: Han hai kitna dun? Mallika: Ji mujhe nahi chahiye ye condom jo bhi le mujhe turant batana.

POLICE-100, LOVE-143

POLICE-100, LOVE-143, FRAUD-420, SOAP-501, MUSLIMS-786, CIGARRETE-555, BEER-5000, JAMES.BOND-007 Aur DON-9370079797 Yaad rakhiyo

Waise to tere khade lund ki talash

Waise to tere khade lund ki talash 11 mulkon ki ludkiya kar rahi hai. par vo nahi janti k tere lund ka khada hona muskil hi nahi NAMUMKIN hai..!

Similarity between Gandhi,

Similarity between Gandhi, Salman and Mallika. Thino ne kapde ka tyag kiya. ek ne DESH k liye, Dusre ne AISH k liye, aur tisre ne CASH k liye.

Don ne apni paint utarkar apni

Don ne apni paint utarkar apni Girlfriend ko 61 62 karne k lie kaha, girlfriend ne DON ka chota sa baburao dekhkar kaha DON KA PAKADNA MUSHKIL HI NAHI NAMUMKIN HAI!

BOBY DEOL ek din MALLIKA

BOBY DEOL ek din MALLIKA ko chodte chodte pura andar chala jata hai, Andar SUNNY DEOL milta hai,BOBY chillata hai: Paji tum yahan SHARAM nahi aati. SUNNY: Oye zyada shor na macha warna DHARMENDRA PAPAJI uth jayege!

Ek mandir me buri nazar

Ek mandir me buri nazar wale GHAYAB ho jate hai. ABHISHEK gaya... GHAYAB!! HRITIK gaya GHAYAB!? MALLIKA gai bhagwan GHAYAB!

Agar Gandhiji DON hote to kahete

Agar Gandhiji DON hote to kahete- Humare sir par bal ane ka intezar to 11 Dukano k hajaam kar rahe hai, par wo nahi jane k bal k aana mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai.

ADULT-E-AZAM AKBAR

ADULT-E-AZAM AKBAR: Anarkali tumhe kya chahiye taj ya takht. ANARKALI: Jahanpanah mujhe na taj chahiye na takht, mujhe chahiye LAMBA AUR SAKHT.

AISH: mai tere liye sab chodd dungi.

AISH: mai tere liye sab chodd dungi. ABHISHEK:maa bap. AISH: ha. ABHISHEK: bhai bahen..... AISH:ha ABHISHEK:film AISH1 ha wo bhi. ABHISHEK: aur harshal ko..? AISH: saale aukat me reh kar baat kar.