Song for Penis

Song for Penis of different ages :-

18 : Pehla Nasha....

18-30 : Dhoom Macha Le Dhoom.....

30-40 : Kabhi Khusi Kabhi Gham.....

41-55 : Kal ho Na Ho.....

55+ : Pappu can't Dance Sala...

USTAAD???

Ek Gao Main Ek Nahi (Barber) Rehta Tha.
Uska Ek Chela v tha jo us se kaam sikh raha tha.
Chela Nai ko Ustaad Keh kar pukarta tha...
Uske Chele k Shadi Hui...
Phir Suhagraat...

Agle Din Nai Ne Mazak me Chele se puchcha...

Kyun Miya Raat Hume v yaad kiya tha k nahi??

Chela (Sharmate huye) - Kiya tha ustaad.

Nai - Achcha Kaise??

Chela - Maine Kaha, Chal Ustaad, Ghus ja Ander!

Nevr Marry with Lady Traffic Police Officer

A man married a Lady Traffic police Inspector
Friend: How was ur first night?
Man: She charged Rs 100 from me for Overspeed,
200 for wrongside entry and Rs 500 for no helmet

Ek Sawal

Ek sawaal: Duniya ka sabse mushkil kaam kya hai?
Jawaab: Soye huye pappu par condom chadhaana

80 Saal ka Baba aur 20 Saal ki Biwi

Ek 80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehta Hai: “Doctor Sahab Meri 20 Saal Ki Patni Pregnent Ho Gayi Hai.”

Toh Doctor Bola Ek Kahani Suno

Ek Shikari Shikar Per Jaane Ki Zaldi Mein Apni Bandook Ki Jagah Chatri Le Gaya.

Jungle Mein Chalte Chalte Uske Samne Ek Sher Aa Jata Hai

Shikari Chatri Ka Handle Kheench Ker Fire Kerta Hai Aur Sher Mer Jata Hai

80 Saal Ka Aadmi Doctor Se Kehata Hai: “Yeh Kaise Ho Sakta Hai Aise Sher Thodi Na Mar Jaate Hain”

Doctor Kehta Hai: “Excatly Ab Samjhe Kuch“