Tech biggies succumb to SMS texting

• SMS text for IBM – It's Better Manually

• SMS text for APPLE – Arrogance Produces Profit Losing Entity

• SMS text for MACINTOSH – Most Applications Crash, If Not Then Operating System Hangs

• SMS text for DELL – Deplorable Equipment Lack Luster

• SMS text for HP – Headache Prone

• SMS text for INTEL – Impotence Nailed To Every Laptop

• SMS text for MICROSOFT – Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers

• SMS text for GOOGLE – Great Ogling Options Gathered Legally Everyday

• SMS text for YAHOO – You Always Have Other Options

• SMS text for MOZILLA – Microsoft’s Over Zealous IE Littered, Luring All

computer Jokes

Kal jab mile thhe….
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain…
your file not found!!! *

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga…
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga…

Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye…
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye…

Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo…
Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo…

Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning…
Woh aise ghoor ke dekti hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning…

Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I don’t like your face…
Par dil ke storage mein
No more disk space…

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown…
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya Server down…