Masti nhi to COLLEGE bekar

Masti nhi to COLLEGE bekar
SUGAR nhi to COFFEE bekar
FRNDS nhi to LIFE bekar
MOON na
hi to SKY bekar
Or ap nhi
To
friendship bekar

Sachcha Pyar Kya Hai.?

Sachcha Pyar Kya Hai.?
Jab Aapki GF GAS Chhode Aur Aapko Wo Bhi
Gulab Ki Khushbu Jaisi Lage
To Samaj Lena Aapko
Sachcha Pyar Ho Gaya Hai

Hum Saath Marne Ka

Hum Saath Marne Ka Soch Kar
Dariya me Kud Gaye
Uppar Pahuch K Farishte Ne
bataya..
.
.
.
Beta teri wali
to swiming champion thi..

Ladka Ladki Se Ishara Kr K Kehta Hai

Ladka Ladki Se Ishara Kr K Kehta Hai-
Jhalak Dikh Laja, Jhalak Dikh Laja
Ladki Chappal Nikal K Kehti Hai-
Ek Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja AaJa

School Me Aag Lag

School Me Aag Lag Gyi,Sb Bache Khush The K Ab School Nhi Aana Pdega
Pr 1 Bacha Udas Tha
Sir-Beta Y R U Sad Bacha-Sir Ap Zinda KeSe Bach Gaye

Friendship is the kind of love

Friendship is the kind of love

that never can grow old.

Warm and cozy it will stay

when other things are cold.

Friendship is a love so true

it won't be denied,

Because a friend will always be

there close by your side.

Boyfriends and lovers come and go

in this game of life we play,

But a true friend, no matter what,

in your heart will always stay.

So hold these friends dear to you,

and never let them go.

Think how much they mean to you,

and make sure to tell them so

Jab Chor Chori KarKe Ghar Se

Jab Chor Chori KarKe Ghar Se
Bhag Raha Tha,
Tab Bachcha Jaag Gaya Aur
Bola:-
Mera School Bag Bhi Leja
KAMINE Warna Mummy-Papa
Ko Jaga Dunga.

Arz kiya h

Arz kiya h

chappal choti ho to paon me nhi aati,

wah wah

chappal choti ho to paon me nhi aati,

GRLFRND MOTI HO TO BAHO ME NHI ATI.

Bina make up ke ladki khas

Bina make up ke ladki khas lagti hai
Makeup karle to bindas lagti h
Papa k sath jaye to udas lagti h
Par jab jaye akeli to jhakas kagti hai

Hashi ke liye gam kurbaan

Hashi ke liye gam kurbaan.
khushi k liye aansu kurbaan.
Dost tere liye to jaan bhi kurbaan
agar tere saheli mil jaye to tu bhi kurbaan

Dekho Wo Ladki Kitni Jhakkas Hai

Dekho Wo Ladki Kitni Jhakkas Hai

Gour Farmaiye

Dekho Wo Ladki Kitni Jhakkas Hai

Bacho, Kal Tumhari 1 Ghante Ki Xtra Class Hai.

Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se

Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se,
Rote-rote naina thak jayenge,
Pyaar karna hamesha padosi se,
Roz balcony se darshan to ho
jayenge.

A girl & boy:

A girl & boy wer sitting alone,
dat boy started touching d girl
Girl:dont touch me,all dis only aftr marriage
Boy:ok call me wen u r married

SACHIBAAT:

Apni zindgi Me koi kaam karne Se pehle Hmesha kisi Ladki Se mashwara lena
or wo jo mashwara de uska ulta krna
Kamyab Rahoge

1 bacha roj mandir

1 bacha roj mandir jata tha, or chapal chura k bechta tha,un paisoSe 1mobile kharida,vidhi ka vidhan dekho aj vahi bacha apni story pd rha h

Cute Seema

Tere Msg Padh Padh Ke Ho Gaya Mei Bor
Wah Wah

Tere Msg Padh Padh Ke Hogya Mei Bor

Upar Se Ye Katrina mjse Kehti Hai.-
Teri Ore.. Teri Ore.

Cute Seema-jokes

GOLU-Aaj Kal Tere Chehre Pe Kuch Jayada Hi Ronak Dikhai De Rahi Hai Teri Bimari Kaha Gayi..?
MOLU-Ha,Aaj Kal Meri Bv Mayke Gayi Huyi He.

Baap bete se-

Baap bete se- tum shadi kab karoge

Beta- mai to shadi new year pe krunga

Baap- Q

Beta- kya pta new year offer me 1 k sath 1 free mil jaye

In a hotel... chikku -

In a hotel...
chikku -Omlet lekar aao.

waiter- kaun sa?

spanish ya italian

chikku -koi bhi le ao mujhe k

Publish Post

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Daru p k arz he

Daru p k arz he
Jala do ya dafna do
Marne ke baad do ghunt mere hotho se laga do,

Tajmahal to nai mangta yaro
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