Jab milte hai hum roz paani bharne

Jab milte hai hum roz paani bharne ke bahane,
aane kyu lage aap ghar duniya ko jatane.

Chhat per khadi hokar phool seene se lagana,
samjuga bagiya me hai milne ka tikaana.

Saamna nazaro ka hota hai garden kyu zuk jati hai,
kapane lagta badan chaal kyu ruk jati hai.

Meine likhwa liya hai tera naam aapne haatho per,
ab nahi hai dar sanam mujhko kisi bhi baat per.

Station per hue thi unse phehli mulakat,
aaj tak bhi yaad hai pyar bhara vo saath.


Khat ka jabab bhejna bablu ke haath,
khena use tab de mujhe jab na ho koi saath.

Mohbbat karne wale ke saath me takdir rahti hai,
kaleje se lagakar yaar ki tasveer rahti hai.

Teer aakho se jigar ke paar ho gaye,
tum humari jaanu hum jaanisaar ho gaye.

Iskq karne wale karte hai karamaat,
Lakh bithaye pahare duniya karte hai mulakaat.

Yaad teri dil se na jaye to kya karo,
Rah rah kar paani aakho me aaye to kya karu.

Khat tumne bheja tha hume jalane ko,
Hum bhi aa na sake tumhe manane ko.

Sachcha Pyar Kya Hai.?

Sachcha Pyar Kya Hai.?
Jab Aapki GF GAS Chhode Aur Aapko Wo Bhi
Gulab Ki Khushbu Jaisi Lage
To Samaj Lena Aapko
Sachcha Pyar Ho Gaya Hai

Hum Saath Marne Ka

Hum Saath Marne Ka Soch Kar
Dariya me Kud Gaye
Uppar Pahuch K Farishte Ne
bataya..
.
.
.
Beta teri wali
to swiming champion thi..

AutoWala

AutoWala-Bus Stop Tak Ke 20/Rs

Santa-Samaan Bhi Hai Saath Me

AutoWala-Samaan Free Hai

Santa-OK,Samaan Le Chal

Mai Paidal Aata Hu

Munni ki badnaami dil

Munni ki badnaami dil ko bhaayi,

Sheela ki jawaani nayi umang laayi,

Ab na rahi meethi ras-malaai,

Jab se aayi hai JALEBI-BAI. ;-)

Aaj Apni GF ki Shadi Me

Aaj Apni GF ki Shadi Me ja k Ye Ehsas hua
.

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ki

BIRYANI Achi ho To Mohabbt b fiki Lagti he
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<) )->1plate
/ /or de yar
maza aa gya

Shadi me dulhan

Shadi me dulhan ko ghungat me Q rakha jata hai

Socho

socho

nai pata



Taki kisi ke muh se ye na nikal jaye ki


Abe Ye To Meri Wali Thi.

Lady 2 Dr-Inki Bimari thek karo

Lady 2 Dr-Inki Bimari thek karo,Ye raat me zor-zor se mera naam pukarte he
Dr-Aap to lucky ho
Lady-Nai,kal inki biwi mayke se lautne wali he

Santa:Mai Aisa

Santa:Mai Aisa Kya Kru K Teri Shaadi K Baad Me Teri Biwi Ko Cinema Le
Kar Jau Aur Tu Naraz B Na Ho
Banta: Meri Shadi Apni Behen Se Kara De

Raj: oye

Raj: oye waiter ek mast chai pilao jo pura badan hila de.
waiter: hamare yaha gaiy ka dooodh aata hai,
rakhi sawanth ka nahi.

2 ladkiya,1 kali & 1 gori

2 ladkiya,1 kali & 1 gori.
Kali gori se: tu konsa cream lagati hai?
Gori: Fair & lovely, aur tu ?
Piche baitha ladka bola: "Cherry blossom"

sonu k uper kabutar ne potty kardi
SONU:oye, chaddi nai pehen sakta kya
Kabutr:abe, chaddi me tu karta hoga, mai to chaddi khol k karta hu

Patni 2 Pati-Dekhoji

Patni 2 Pati-Dekhoji Kaam Karte Waqt Muje Kiss-Wiss Mat Kiya Karo

Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Madam Achhi Tarah Samja Do Mai To Bol-Bol K Thak Gayi

Ladka Ladki Se Ishara Kr K Kehta Hai

Ladka Ladki Se Ishara Kr K Kehta Hai-
Jhalak Dikh Laja, Jhalak Dikh Laja
Ladki Chappal Nikal K Kehti Hai-
Ek Baar Aaja Aaja Aaja Aaja AaJa

School Me Aag Lag

School Me Aag Lag Gyi,Sb Bache Khush The K Ab School Nhi Aana Pdega
Pr 1 Bacha Udas Tha
Sir-Beta Y R U Sad Bacha-Sir Ap Zinda KeSe Bach Gaye

Jab Chor Chori KarKe Ghar Se

Jab Chor Chori KarKe Ghar Se
Bhag Raha Tha,
Tab Bachcha Jaag Gaya Aur
Bola:-
Mera School Bag Bhi Leja
KAMINE Warna Mummy-Papa
Ko Jaga Dunga.

Arz kiya h

Arz kiya h

chappal choti ho to paon me nhi aati,

wah wah

chappal choti ho to paon me nhi aati,

GRLFRND MOTI HO TO BAHO ME NHI ATI.

Bina make up ke ladki khas

Bina make up ke ladki khas lagti hai
Makeup karle to bindas lagti h
Papa k sath jaye to udas lagti h
Par jab jaye akeli to jhakas kagti hai

Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai,

Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai, Kuch log bandagi kehte hain... Magar jinke saath hum dosti karte hain, Unhe hum apni zindagi kehte hain ...

Koi pyar kehta hai

Koi pyar kehta hai koi mohabbat kehta hai,
Kuch log bandagi kehte hain...
Magar jinke saath hum dosti karte hain,
Unhe hum apni zindagi kehte hain