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Cute Seema-jokes

Santa ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab hui.'Hosptl
le gaye to Doctr ne kaha-'TEST honge.
Santa bola-h bhagwan ab kya
hoga? 'MERI MAA TO ANPADH HAI'
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Santa Scooter pe ek Arthi Se Takra Gaya

Santa Scooter pe ek Arthi Se Takra Gaya,
Dead body Gir Gayi Log Santa Ko Pitne Lege,
Santa - Jo Gir Gaya Us Se to Puch lo Jyada Chot to Nahi Lagi !!!
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MSG OF THE DAY:

True Fact
Agar kisi ajnabi Par aapko bahut
vishwas ho jaye to samaj lena
aapko pyar Ho Gaya Hai.
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Mohabbat wo Barish He,
Jise Chhune Ki Khwaish Me Hatheliya To Gili Ho Jati Hain,
Magar Haath Hamesa Khaali Hi Reh Jata Hai... :(
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Jokes Of The DAy
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Malkin-Tu 3din kam pe nai aayi

Kamwali-Mene to Facebook pe update kia tha

"Me Gao Ja Rahi Hu"

Apke pati ne comment b kiya tha: "MISS-YOU"

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Seema Rizvi:
Ek sapna kisi apne se milna,
Ek ittefaak aapka hamaari zindagi me aana,
Ek hakikat aap se dosti karna,
Aur ek tamanna dosti ko zindagi bhar nibhana.
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Mr.look:
Har ghadi sochte hai bhalaai teri,
Sun nahi sakte buraai teri,
Hasate-hasate ro padi hai aakhen meri,
Is tarah se sahate hai judaai teri.
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Amandip
" Pyar se pyar tab tak na karo jab tak pyar aap se pyar na kare aur jab pyar aap se pyar kare to pyar se etna pyar karo ki pyar kisi aur se pyar na kare "
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Cute Monika:
Aaj Ki Bahut Khubsurat Aur Pyari Baat:

Khuda Ne Farmaya Agar Maine Tamam Baate Takdir Me Likhi Hoti

To Apne Bando Ko Dua Mangna Na Sikhata
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Ridhima Sharma:-
1 Phool Kabi 2 Bar Nhi Khilta
Janam Kabi 2 Bar Nhi Milta
Yu Milne Ko Mil Jate He dost Hazaro
Magar
Dil Se Chahne Wala Dost Bar Bar Nhi Milta
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to the youth-

"pedo se bhi Utna
hi pyar karo, Jitna Pedo K Niche
aur pedo K piche kiya Karte Ho".
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