Sexy Shayari Dhamak01

neem ka patta kadwa hai, pakistan bhadwa hai.
bhago bhago aaya bhut, pakistan ki maa ki ch0ot,
pakistan ki kya pehchan....
khol k chaddi maraye ga#d....
- Suhail khan (pakistan_ki_maa_ki_chut@gmail.com)
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(2)

Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho,
Agar baat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho,
Dil chahta hai tumhari Ga#d maar lu.....
Par suna hai ki tum CHILLATE bahut ho.
- Sonuu
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(3)

Na jarurat hai Chaand Sitaron ki,
Na jarurat hai faaltu yaaron ki,
bas ek Dost chahiye aapke jaisa.....
Jo Ga#d maar de hazaron ki.

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(4)
Hamari Bhabhi-2!!
Arz kiya hai.....................
ankhon mein vahi jaam liye...
Hothon pe vahi Muskan liye...
Kahan chali ho jaaneman seene pe dairy-farm liye!

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(5)

Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ki dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA

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(6)

Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse,
har koi aap k sath sone ko tarse,
aap k jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.

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(7)

Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,
Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,
Subah jab Balance dekha Ga#d fat gai.

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(8)
List of Great Sites!!
Kyaa diya kudrat ne jamane ko?
ek diya ghusane ko, do diya dabane ko,
par aaj kal ye sab kahan milta hai?
milta hai sirf hilane ko.

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(9)

Subah-Subah jab khirki kholay,
fruitwala zore se bole: 8 rupay k 12 kelay,
kum paray to mera lelay.

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(10)
Find Your G.F!!
Jab tere chikuu the, sab tere pichhu the,
jab tere aam hue, sab pareshan hue,
jab tere kharbuje hue, bade-bade ajube hue,
jab tere jhool gaye, sab tujhe bhool gaye.

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