Sms Paheli

I ....... you 1.want. 2.love. 3.care for. 4.need. 5.hate. 6.kill. 7.help. 8.will be with. 9.forget. 10.likes. 11.Merry Fill any. Reply must.

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Today is ADA PE FIDA DAY, so meri ek aisi ada batao jispe aap fida ho..... Reply is must.

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Ans this.. if you love some one, you can arrange this 12 letters into 3 words (S R N I G T I A F E A R) if u not reply den it means u don't no what is LOVE.

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Select any of the tripelet Number from following. I'll tel whom you'll marry. 123, 234, 345, 456, 567, 678, 789, 890 reply is must.

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Two person on death bed, Ek wo jise aap Love karte ho aur ek wo jo apse love karta hai n U can rate only one . Whom would you save?

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Wo kon si cheez hai jise insaan na pasand karta hai, na kharidta hai, aur na hi use dekhta hai par uska istemal zarur karta hai BATAO KYA?

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Dimag hai to jawaab do tumhare bhai ki bhabhi ki saas ke bhai ki biwi ki saas ke pati k bhai k pote ki maa ki nanand ka bhai aap ka kaun?

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FILL IN THE BLANKS WITH ONE WORD Ek______ladka, _____ par baith kar______ gaata hai

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Wife apne habby ko shoot karti hai, phir 5 mint tak pani me duboti aur latkati at last 5 mint k bad uske 7 dinner par jati hai, batao keise?

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Agar himmat ho to jawaab do.... KYA AAP KO PAAGALPAN K DAURE AANE BAND HOGAE HAI?

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ek bakra talaab mein gir gaya...
ab
bahaar
kaise
aayega..?



>>geela hokar<<
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wat do u call a 800 year old hanuman temple? guess?







Maruti 800
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MATHS MAGIC: 259 x UR AGE x 39 = ? Just Try It. U Will Be Getting An Interesting Result. Just try & forward to your friends....Roni-Tonk 9887066966
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If 1=5, 2=25, 3=125 n 4=625 so 5=????
Think b4 scrolling down
Ans is 1 Remember d 1st line 1=5 Moral:Don't complicate simple problems in life.
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Ek ladka Dr. Sharma ka beta hai par Dr. Sharma uska baap nahi hai. Batav kyun.
Socho
Socho
Kyuki Dr. Sharma uski maa hai.
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When buttet was fired on dog, tiger died. Why!
Think
Bcoz the dog's name was tiger.. Improve your knowledge!
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Ap k liye ek challenge.. Ap k pas 11 laddu hai ap use 50 gaon mein kaise baton ge?
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Woh kon si cheez hai jis ka istemal male din mein 3 bar aur female zindagi mein ek bar karti hai. Khao to haraam pio to halal. Din se zyada roshan raat se zyada sihaa. Jo meem se shuru hota ho aur 4 digit ho. Quraan mein iska zikr 5 martaba aaya hai.@
Shajiya 9892582595
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Ek sawal to aap ka din kardega kharab!
Shadi k pehle dulhan ka baap dulhe ko kya deta hai. Jo shadi k baad wapas leleta hai. Ans is must... Fast
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Suppose if it is my last day in life. I will die in any sec. N cell is in my hand and waiting for last msg wat will u write in msg? Reply me.
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