Mallika to shopkeeper:
Mallika to shopkeeper: Aapke pass 12 inch ka condom hai kya Shopkeeper: Han hai kitna dun? Mallika: Ji mujhe nahi chahiye ye condom jo bhi le mujhe turant batana.
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